The Unicorns have taken over of Aerilia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Purple Unicorn with a fair hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.967 billion Aerilians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Unicorn City. The average income tax rate is 97.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Aerilian economy, worth a remarkable 5,116 trillion Rainbows a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Tourism, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 427,570 Rainbows, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The new 'Who Wants To Be A Politician' election debate auditions are more popular than the debates themselves, lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you', court cases mostly involve lawyers shouting questions at witnesses giving silent shrugs, and the government is often referred to as "the biggest drug dealer in the nation". Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Aerilia's national animal is the Fairy, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Violet.

Aerilia is ranked 15,861^st in the world and 667^th in The North Pacific for Most Secular, with 84.26 Atheism Rate.