The Galactik Imperium of Velon is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by SQUEE with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, keen interest in outer space, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 29.634 billion velonians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The tiny government is effectively ruled by the Department of Education, although Public Transport, Healthcare, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of poopopolis. The average income tax rate is 1.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The velonian economy, worth a remarkable 5,605 trillion donut holes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 189,144 donut holes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The best-of-the-best athletes have been replaced by the best-of-the-mediocre, artists attempt to convince the Hardship Fund that their unmade bed is a masterpiece, fashion models are guaranteed to be 100% genuinely as anorexic as they appear on magazine covers, and textbooks are exactly twice as heavy as they used to be. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Velon's national animal is the piggus chunkus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Velon was endorsed by The Constitutional Kingdom of Xagill.
- : Velon was endorsed by The Federation of Atomic Industry Islands.
- : Velon was endorsed by The Cheap Knockoff Brand of Zazumo.
- : Velon was endorsed by The Federation of Agrauron.
- : Velon was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Sakaryata.
- : Velon was endorsed by The Borderlands of Unsophisticate.
- : Velon was endorsed by The Republic of Zumlandia.
- : Velon was endorsed by The Christmas Republic of Highton Islands.
- : Velon was endorsed by The Empire of Cloydicia.
- : Velon was endorsed by The Rogue Nation of The Notorious Mad Jack.
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