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Least Corrupt Governments: 61st Most Rebellious Youth: 69th Healthiest Citizens: 138th
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Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Reasonable
Political Freedom
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Velon

Population27.702 billion

Capitalpoopopolis
LeaderSQUEE

Currencydonut hole
Animalpiggus chunkus

The Galactik Imperium of Velon is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by SQUEE with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, restrictive gun laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 27.702 billion velonians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny government is effectively ruled by the Department of Education, although Public Transport, Healthcare, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of poopopolis. The average income tax rate is 1.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The enormous but inefficient velonian economy, worth a remarkable 4,575 trillion donut holes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 165,152 donut holes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental, surrogate mothers are encouraged to refer to their wombs as 'rental space', under love's heavy burden SQUEE sinks lower in the political right's esteem, and reporters who negatively comment on politicians' haircuts are cut from the news. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Velon's national animal is the piggus chunkus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Velon is ranked 110,990th in the world and 5,359th in The North Pacific for Most Authoritarian, with 0.11 Stalins.

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Least Corrupt Governments: 61stMost Rebellious Youth: 69thHealthiest Citizens: 138thMost Compassionate Citizens: 145thNicest Citizens: 150thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 280thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 283rdMost Pacifist: 312thMost Cheerful Citizens: 323rdSmartest Citizens: 390thLargest Publishing Industry: 538thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 731stBest Weather: 774thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 800thLongest Average Lifespans: 893rdMost Influential: 1,190thHighest Economic Output: 1,331stHighest Crime Rates: 1,369thLargest Populations: 1,449thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,613thTop
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,802ndMost Cultured: 2,965thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,215thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,408thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,956thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,349thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,628thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,151stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,398thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 9,140thLargest Governments: 12,299thMost Inclusive: 12,461stSafest: 12,845thMost Secular: 13,256thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,775th
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Least Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 5th in the regionNicest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 10th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 12th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 13th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 15th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 15th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 16th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 19th in the regionMost Pacifist: 20th in the regionLargest Populations: 24th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 25th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 37th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 37th in the regionBest Weather: 40th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 46th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 50th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 55th in the regionTop
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Most Cultured: 128th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 163rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 169th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 221st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 258th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 273rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 287th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 291st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 375th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 507th in the regionLargest Governments: 532nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 577th in the regionLargest Black Market: 602nd in the regionSafest: 654th in the regionMost Secular: 685th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 715th in the regionMost Inclusive: 771st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 874th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Velon was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Morlanka.
  • : Velon was endorsed by The Legendary Fluffiness of Darcania.
  • : Velon was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Safest.
  • : Following new legislation in Velon, reporters who negatively comment on politicians' haircuts are cut from the news.
  • : Following new legislation in Velon, under love's heavy burden SQUEE sinks lower in the political right's esteem.
  • : Following new legislation in Velon, surrogate mothers are encouraged to refer to their wombs as 'rental space'.
  • : Following new legislation in Velon, politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental.
  • : Following new legislation in Velon, charged suspects often have to wait years before the courts have room to judge their trial.
  • : Velon endorsed The 3rd Socialist WA Empire of Gospel Power.
  • : Velon endorsed The Confederal Communist State of Puczovska.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 142 » Coemgen, Pallaith, Shin-Hachioji, Vegetarian States, Great Bights Mum, Notyoutopia, Yaorozu, South Grand Mountain, Holy Oranz, Anima Proxa, Bharathvarsh, Forunte, Kaschovia, McMasterdonia, Kingdom of Space, American MapleStory, Friently, Necromonia, Sunto, Siwale, Yukti, Diodone, Holy Trinity 2015, Plembobria, Ostrinios, HMS Unicorn, Selfgradatude, French Bananastan, Yaris, East Wake Island, Shadowrik, Zemnaya Svoboda, Sheppey, Kwaj, Aenglaland, AdyLand, Prevaland, Panama Coalition, The Utopian Movement, Sankami, Buckerino, Kelvaros Prime, New Lakemba, Che Sana Und, I Am Bad At Naming Nations, Palisede, Vogonlandia, Malta Comino Gozo, Seven Hills, Ilisseia, and 92 others.Southern Allican, The Iron Lions, Corfad, Aldelaria, Zokk, Cloydicia, Bayern-Straubing, Lord Ravenclaw, Ainsworth, Sil Dorsett, Aerilia, Moubarakistan, Universal State Formula, Coppicia, Zedeya, Amerian States, Stareogratia, General COE, Xentherida, The Lancerian Empire, PlanetPunk, SchoolHouse Rock, Tredano, Cuyan, Inorganic Tomb Thing, Maestros haven, Asuroka, Pakistan 001, Territorio di Nessuno, Phillywob, Wodan, Tharissus, Celebia, Republic of Dixie, Thenaca, Barbarossistanian South Brasilistan, Wineclaw, WE Empire, Beodarasc, Pria Xennes, Felhaven, Lionia, Xinchao, Victoriaans Nederlands, Midds Conia, New-El, Unimaginable Doom, Maott, Apetopia, Agrauron, Hexago, Mzeusia, Harstonia, Get Away From Me, Gladio II, SillyString, Malvad, The Kyziban Islands, NatsukiLand, Merconitonitopia, Lungha, Techislovakia, ThE eNd oF eE, Astal Aavors, Socialist Cooperative Republics, Avornica, Bridgett, Illusia and Neverendia, Alsatian Island, Kanaa, Marralore, Legique, Eglise Sainte Eve, Gamer Pros, Nation Narion, Iwtopia, Nervan Rade, The South Falls, Pop Prorp, Frances Francis the First of France, Jontopiary, The Mazur Empire, Rainengrad, A Terribly Charismatic Duck, RedRunele, Ktyria, Minka Darykaan, Atheenos, Gospel Power, Puczovska, Darcania, and Morlanka.

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