by Max Barry

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Least Corrupt Governments: 58th Most Rebellious Youth: 59th Healthiest Citizens: 145th
The Galactik Imperium of
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Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Deck


Population29.634 billion


Currencydonut hole
Animalpiggus chunkus

The Galactik Imperium of Velon is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by SQUEE with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, keen interest in outer space, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 29.634 billion velonians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny government is effectively ruled by the Department of Education, although Public Transport, Healthcare, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of poopopolis. The average income tax rate is 1.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The velonian economy, worth a remarkable 5,605 trillion donut holes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 189,144 donut holes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The best-of-the-best athletes have been replaced by the best-of-the-mediocre, artists attempt to convince the Hardship Fund that their unmade bed is a masterpiece, fashion models are guaranteed to be 100% genuinely as anorexic as they appear on magazine covers, and textbooks are exactly twice as heavy as they used to be. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Velon's national animal is the piggus chunkus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Velon is ranked 3,167th in the world and 165th in The North Pacific for Safest, scoring 134.38 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

Least Corrupt Governments: 58thMost Rebellious Youth: 59thHealthiest Citizens: 145thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 175thNicest Citizens: 185thMost Compassionate Citizens: 195thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 305thMost Cheerful Citizens: 308thMost Pacifist: 327thLargest Publishing Industry: 389thSmartest Citizens: 448thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 560thBest Weather: 850thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,015thHighest Economic Output: 1,045thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,163rdHighest Crime Rates: 1,405thLargest Populations: 1,405thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,593rdTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 2,074thMost Influential: 2,104thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,340thMost Cultured: 2,938thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,029thSafest: 3,167thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,232ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,316thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,071stMost Advanced Public Education: 4,087thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,436thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,480thHighest Average Incomes: 6,550thTop
Most Inclusive: 10,075thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,977thLargest Governments: 11,426thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,769thMost Secular: 13,378th
Least Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 5th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 10th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 10th in the regionNicest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 12th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 16th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 17th in the regionMost Pacifist: 19th in the regionLargest Populations: 23rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 25th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 37th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 42nd in the regionBest Weather: 50th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 60th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 73rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 77th in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 135th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 143rd in the regionSafest: 165th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 186th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 197th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 197th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 209th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 234th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 254th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 305th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 428th in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 523rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 594th in the regionMost Secular: 689th in the regionMost Influential: 691st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 699th in the regionLargest Black Market: 727th in the regionNudest: 756th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 820th in the region

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