The Galactik Imperium of Velon is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by SQUEE with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, anti-smoking policies, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 29.145 billion velonians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The tiny government is effectively ruled by the Department of Education, with Public Transport, Healthcare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of poopopolis. The average income tax rate is 1.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The enormous but inefficient velonian economy, worth a remarkable 4,840 trillion donut holes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 166,095 donut holes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around poopopolis, pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security, election ballot papers are so long that unused ones are recycled as toilet roll, and politicians who misplace decimal points on expense reports are fired for gross incompetence. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Velon's national animal is the piggus chunkus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Velon, politicians who misplace decimal points on expense reports are fired for gross incompetence.
- : Following new legislation in Velon, election ballot papers are so long that unused ones are recycled as toilet roll.
- : Following new legislation in Velon, pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security.
- : Following new legislation in Velon, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around poopopolis.
- : Following new legislation in Velon, competing private ambulances racing to be the first to traffic accidents are a major cause of road accidents.
- : Velon voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Confederation of Corrupt Dictators".
- : Velon voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Int'l Service of Process".
- : Velon endorsed The People's Republic of Ostrolia.
- : Velon endorsed The Federal Republic of Freienland.
- : Velon endorsed The Holy Empire of Lunar Turf.
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