The Galactik Imperium of Velon is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by SQUEE with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, anti-smoking policies, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 25.589 billion velonians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The tiny government is effectively ruled by the Department of Education, although Public Transport is also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of poopopolis. The average income tax rate is 1.0%.
The large but stagnant velonian economy, worth 446 trillion donut holes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 17,433 donut holes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.
Concussed piggus chunkusball players cannot remember their lineup position, nude art is becoming wildly popular, truancy officers have a hard time catching children trained in advanced camouflage skills, and pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Velon's national animal is the piggus chunkus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Velon was endorsed by The People's Green Republic of Upper Portlandia.
- : Velon was endorsed by The Kingdom of Arcadia of Kasterborous.
- : Velon was endorsed by The Democratic Police State of Celreostia.
- : Velon was endorsed by The Deviant Hockey Night CGLM of Novo England.
- : Velon was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens and the Top 10% for Largest Governments.
- : Velon voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Anarchestan".
- : Following new legislation in Velon, pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government.
- : Velon was reclassified from "Left-Leaning College State" to "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise".
- : Following new legislation in Velon, truancy officers have a hard time catching children trained in advanced camouflage skills.
- : Following new legislation in Velon, nude art is becoming wildly popular.
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