Least Corrupt Governments: 46th Most Rebellious Youth: 64th Most Compassionate Citizens: 107th
The Galactik Imperium of
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The Galactik Imperium of Velon is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by SQUEE with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, anti-smoking policies, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 25.589 billion velonians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The tiny government is effectively ruled by the Department of Education, although Public Transport is also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of poopopolis. The average income tax rate is 1.0%.

The large but stagnant velonian economy, worth 446 trillion donut holes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 17,433 donut holes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Concussed piggus chunkusball players cannot remember their lineup position, nude art is becoming wildly popular, truancy officers have a hard time catching children trained in advanced camouflage skills, and pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Velon's national animal is the piggus chunkus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Velon is ranked 97,848th in the world and 5,563rd in The North Pacific for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring 1,764.23 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.

Least Corrupt Governments: 46thMost Rebellious Youth: 64thMost Compassionate Citizens: 107thNicest Citizens: 110thHealthiest Citizens: 124thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 193rdMost Pacifist: 276thMost Cheerful Citizens: 298thSmartest Citizens: 299thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 570thBest Weather: 706thLongest Average Lifespans: 768thMost Influential: 959thHighest Crime Rates: 1,037thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,390thLargest Populations: 1,552ndTop
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,653rdMost Cultured: 3,083rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,502ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,675thMost Secular: 4,273rdMost Beautiful Environments: 5,242ndTop
Nudest: 13,845thLargest Governments: 14,974th
Least Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 4th in the regionNicest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 7th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 9th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Pacifist: 16th in the regionLargest Populations: 23rd in the regionBest Weather: 32nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 38th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 39th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 41st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 57th in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 124th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 150th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 150th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 225th in the regionMost Secular: 241st in the regionMost Influential: 313th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 385th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 492nd in the regionNudest: 575th in the regionLargest Governments: 599th in the region

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