The Dictatorship of Corfad is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, pith helmet sales, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.332 billion Corfadians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, with Defense and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Corfad City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Corfadian economy, worth a remarkable 5,509 trillion Euros a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 486,167 Euros, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,779,882 per year while the poor average 41,118, a ratio of 67.6 to 1.

Prices fluctuate manically for no fathomable reason, boys who even ask about cheerleading are placed on the Sex Offenders Register, Leader is refusing to make decisions until the Moon is out of Capricorn, and blind students are at a disadvantage now that test papers printed in braille have been discontinued. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Corfad's national animal is the hell hound, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Corfad is ranked 52^nd in the world and 4^th in The North Pacific for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 46,177.98 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.