The Dictatorship of Corfad is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Dictator Johnny with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, parental licensing program, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 21.394 billion Corfadians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Corfad City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Corfadian economy, worth an astonishing 15,051 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. Average income is a breathtaking 703,530 Euros, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,670,622 per year while the poor average 19,834, a ratio of 285 to 1.

The clergy of Christianity remains a single-sex institution, blind dates tend to result in bruised shins, attempted suicide is punishable by public hanging, and travelers often bring empty plastic bottles on Air Corfad flights to avoid the pay lavatories. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Corfad's national animal is the hell hound, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Corfad is ranked 23,430^th in the world and 1,072^nd in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 6,481.73 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.