The Dictatorship of Corfad is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Dictator Johnny with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, ritual sacrifices, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 18.67 billion Corfadians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Corfad City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Corfadian economy, worth an astonishing 12,073 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 646,672 Euros, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,073,669 per year while the poor average 43,111, a ratio of 94.5 to 1.

Artists regularly face criminal charges and art-burning parties are common, kids' party bags often contain candy and e-cigarettes, takeaway food bought on the weekend now comes with fifty percent more sweat and tears, and international trade can be a pain to deal with. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Corfad's national animal is the hell hound, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Corfad is ranked 9,307^th in the world and 375^th in The North Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 120 trillion Standard Monetary Units.