The Dictatorship of Corfad is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Dictator Johnny with an iron fist, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, enslaved workforce, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 21.858 billion Corfadians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Corfad City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Corfadian economy, worth an astonishing 15,498 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 709,056 Euros, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 6,065,972 per year while the poor average 14,345, a ratio of 422 to 1.

Weather reports simply advise Corfadians to 'look outside', the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, woodcutter axes are cited as the most common cause of death amongst hell hounds, and many believe that the only good hell hound is a dead hell hound. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Corfad's national animal is the hell hound, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Corfad is ranked 127^th in the world and 8^th in The North Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 1,551.39 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.