The Dictatorship of Corfad is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Dictator Johnny with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, avowedly heterosexual populace, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.949 billion Corfadians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Industry, with Defense and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Corfad City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Corfadian economy, worth a remarkable 6,766 trillion Euros a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Average income is a breathtaking 522,555 Euros, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,207,243 per year while the poor average 37,263, a ratio of 86.1 to 1.

Ships are encouraged to deliberately run aground onto Corfadian beaches, poets and writers are regularly rounded up and shot for entertainment, glamping Corfadians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, and the nation's faithful often say there is a higher power watching over them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Corfad's national animal is the hell hound, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Corfad is ranked 340^th in the world and 16^th in The North Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 14,813.79 on the Hickory Productivity Index.