The Dictatorship of Corfad is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Dictator Johnny with an iron fist, and renowned for its flagrant waste-dumping, ritual sacrifices, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.826 billion Corfadians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, with Defense and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Corfad City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Corfadian economy, worth a remarkable 7,318 trillion Euros a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Average income is a breathtaking 529,340 Euros, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,662,621 per year while the poor average 58,815, a ratio of 45.3 to 1.

Foreign converts are illuminated by both missionaries and helicopter searchlights, Corfadian husbands are dead good at fathering kids, the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying, and hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Corfad's national animal is the hell hound, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Corfad is ranked 633^rd in the world and 29^th in The North Pacific for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 15,557.36 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.