The Dictatorship of Corfad is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Dictator Johnny with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, infamous sell-swords, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 19.358 billion Corfadians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Corfad City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Corfadian economy, worth an astonishing 12,758 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 659,081 Euros, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,711,467 per year while the poor average 12,241, a ratio of 466 to 1.

When you fly on Air Corfad you win a seat or you die, it is typical to be greeted by a string of curse words in Corfadian restaurants, summer science camps are regularly raided by narcotics police, and commemorative mugs remembering last year's Black Friday Crockery Riots are a best seller this year. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Corfad's national animal is the hell hound, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Corfad is ranked 230,559^th in the world and 8,891^st in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -1282.98 on the Scary Big Number Scale.