The Kingdom of Lambwe Valley is a massive, genial nation, ruled by O'SirK Lam with an even hand, and notable for its ban on automobiles, prohibition of alcohol, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.404 billion LamVas have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mulo. The average income tax rate is 36.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Lambwe Valleyian economy, worth 146 trillion pesas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 104,310 pesas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students, Pinkerton agents are called in to forcibly break up white collar strikes, and teenage TV characters are played by thirty-year-olds by the end of the second season. Crime is totally unknown. Lambwe Valley's national animal is the impala, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lambwe Valley is ranked 1,045^th in the world and 640^th in The North Pacific for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with 178 valid endorsements.