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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,045thMost Influential: 1,790thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7,226th
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Lambwe Valley

Population1.404 billion

LeaderO'SirK Lam


The Kingdom of Lambwe Valley is a massive, genial nation, ruled by O'SirK Lam with an even hand, and notable for its ban on automobiles, prohibition of alcohol, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.404 billion LamVas have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mulo. The average income tax rate is 36.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Lambwe Valleyian economy, worth 146 trillion pesas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 104,310 pesas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students, Pinkerton agents are called in to forcibly break up white collar strikes, and teenage TV characters are played by thirty-year-olds by the end of the second season. Crime is totally unknown. Lambwe Valley's national animal is the impala, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lambwe Valley is ranked 1,045th in the world and 640th in The North Pacific for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with 178 valid endorsements.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,045thMost Influential: 1,790thTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 7,226thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,827thBest Weather: 9,075thHealthiest Citizens: 9,418thMost Pacifist: 10,069thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,054thSafest: 12,512thTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 14,033rdLongest Average Lifespans: 14,312thLargest Retail Industry: 15,882ndHighest Food Quality: 16,074thMost Cultured: 16,374thNicest Citizens: 17,323rdMost Beautiful Environments: 17,608thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,630thHighest Disposable Incomes: 19,584thMost Compassionate Citizens: 22,423rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 22,655thSmartest Citizens: 24,162ndMost Devout: 24,383rdMost Rebellious Youth: 25,214thMost Inclusive: 25,520th
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 341st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 404th in the regionBest Weather: 511th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 538th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 551st in the regionMost Pacifist: 572nd in the regionMost Influential: 573rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 640th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 648th in the regionTop
Safest: 706th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 832nd in the regionMost Cultured: 835th in the regionMost Devout: 851st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 864th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 895th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 903rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 918th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 930th in the regionNicest Citizens: 958th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 964th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,074th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,168th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1,207th in the regionMost Average: 1,228th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1,316th in the regionMost Developed: 1,318th in the regionMost Inclusive: 1,341st in the region

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Endorsements Received: 178 » Aerilia, Corfad, Lulubellia, Ayuzhhhhh, The Erie Doctrine, Parpyduckland, Kranostav, Ellbonnia, Aenglaland, Ethnon, New Lakemba, Nordic-British Union, Pasargad, Federation Terra Australis, Guer Aike, Great Bights Mum, Napnomadia, Koda-Land, Dar es Saalam, Kwaj, Dreadton, Imperial Pieserged, Bankowiata, Yaorozu, Shibutani, The Rhein States, Old Emporia, Siwale, Hardscrabble, Pazair, Ozstan, Former English Colony, Aeolist, Wilkshire, Hellsinky, Loutsland, Empy, Notyoutopia, Just Vibin, Holy Marcus Empire, Kastonvia, Yellops, Xagill, Sojenre, Dakota Territories, El Guajuila, Klodma, Freyford, Unshleepd, XD 2, and 128 others.Wisconsota, Q w e r t y, Harjad, Card Kingdom, Frances Francis the First of France, North Bratislava, Bongo Mountain, Sunto, Votak Matim, Tyirza, Tachycardia, Seanat, Malta Comino Gozo, Sikol, Pinguioris, Steampunk Ariel, KAP03land, 01010011 01101011 01111001 01101110 0110, Cobolica, Chukstik Illahi, Walter Jackson, Kobagia, 5 kingdoms of Britannia, Ohiyo, Bornodia, Regallio, Pallaith, 1 very fast endotarter, DarThvadrville, Sil Dorsett, Loptous, Maott, Liminyj, Morachia, Xentherida, Vincone Cae, Tibus Heth, Amestris-Britannia, Kandorith, The Arverni Lands, Landraya, ForestMythal, Waystar Fujiwara International, Laudesia, Blyskalia, Advancia-Sizzletown, Gragadoia, Immanuelia, Gorundu, Capablanca, Merconitonitopia, Bagojo, Yinzhaohan3, Flurbleland, Westphalie, Sinelona, Marganza, Inspiratus, Valentine Z, GPT-3, Hozhor, ChristianVille of the USA, Myrenia, Hops and Malt, Aryan Homeland, Buckerino, Hulldom, Constantinolia, Loli County, Hoppem, Osaka Naomi, Ardonii, Wineclaw, Zaldir, United Kahndaq, Simone Republic, Nifaria, United Soviet State of North Amerika, Varisland, Hippogriffia, Gurou, PotatoFarmers, Filibustra, North Vengiria, Galbadiana, Orado, Jupi Utopia, Valiacorkit, United States of Dictators, Libertarianists States, Omicron Persei V111, Bud Prussia, Sannius, Prevaland, Joevala, Oannia, Heilhum Imperius, Unitarian Universalism, Lefevrerismo, Banaus, Zyvetskistaahn, Omnistria, Selfgradatude, Pinky Queen, Piura, Scroplia, Testnation223, Miyasaka, Surb Clant, Diodone, Iviedi, Praestania, Ishtimbine, Berke Khan, Sea Star Islands, Paradeavenlisian States, Smib, Sechiole, Liberepublia, Hopenadya, Communist Beijing Must be China, Twinbrook, Arstungry, Alfenheim, Kormisia, Yokciq Empire, Sankay, and Antiyard.