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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 10thMost Influential: 69thMost Valuable International Artwork: 544th
The Burn it with Fire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Hon Hon Baguettes and Snails!
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Frances Francis the First of France

Population12.464 billion

CapitalTFFFoFFtFoF City
FaithWine and Smokes

AnimalFrog Legs

The Burn it with Fire of Frances Francis the First of France is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Mime with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, devout population of 12.464 billion First French Franciniteses have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of TFFFoFFtFoF City. The average income tax rate is 87.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Frances Francis the First of Francean economy, worth 740 trillion Baguetteses a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 59,387 Baguetteses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Many friends and relatives of Mime have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations, drill sergeants yell in the ears of bespectacled nerds in cybermilitary "reboot camps", students and teachers are regularly stopped and searched for symbols of religious affiliation before class, and tombstones are ten feet high to accommodate the names of inhabitants. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Frances Francis the First of France's national animal is the Frog Legs, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Wine and Smokes.

Frances Francis the First of France is ranked 86,681st in the world and 4,199th in The North Pacific for Rudest Citizens, with 51.65 Insults Per Minute.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 10thMost Influential: 69thMost Valuable International Artwork: 544thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,986thMost Stationary: 6,490thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,498thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,612thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,633rdBest Weather: 9,639thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,891stTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,392ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 13,368thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,889thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,659thMost Devout: 16,952ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18,279thLargest Populations: 20,184thSafest: 20,280thLargest Welfare Programs: 20,816thLongest Average Lifespans: 21,472nd
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 10th in the regionMost Influential: 11th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 82nd in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 130th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 223rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 338th in the regionLargest Populations: 370th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 462nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 463rd in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 519th in the regionBest Weather: 529th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 612th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 620th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 670th in the regionMost Devout: 729th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 738th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 744th in the regionMost Average: 844th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 847th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1,014th in the region

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