The United Kingdom of The Teddy is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Teddy the Great with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, ban on automobiles, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 10.238 billion The Teddians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bearia. The average income tax rate is 97.5%.

The strong Teddyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,246 trillion T Rings a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 121,729 T Rings, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 421,226 per year while the poor average 25,705, a ratio of 16.4 to 1.

It is often said that only Teddy the Great could bring down Dàguó, officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists, the Snapgram channel "Embarrassing Baby Teddy The Great Pics" has made Teddy the Great's mom a celebrity, and burial ceremonies have become as routinised as tax forms. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Teddy's national animal is the Great Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Great Grand Church of the Teddy.

The Teddy is ranked 135,907^th in the world and 6,994^th in The North Pacific for Most Income Equality, scoring 6.1 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.