by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 188th Most Influential: 428th Most Advanced Public Transport: 1,985th
The United Kingdom of
Corporate Bordello
Great and Strong
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The United Kingdom of The Teddy is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Teddy the Great with a fair hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, anti-smoking policies, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 8.072 billion The Teddians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bearia. The average income tax rate is 97.3%.

The strong Teddyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,008 trillion T Rings a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 124,938 T Rings, with the richest citizens earning 8.5 times as much as the poorest.

Restaurants are required to specify whether their toilet paper was made in The Teddy, Teddyian companies generally just fire employees in lieu of giving them vacation, cremation is compulsory for the deceased, and wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Teddy's national animal is the Great Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Great Grand Church of the Teddy.

The Teddy is ranked 137,795th in the world and 6,852nd in The North Pacific for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -10.86 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 188thMost Influential: 428thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 1,985thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,400thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,660thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,925thLargest Governments: 3,101stLowest Crime Rates: 3,191stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,619thMost Cultured: 4,700thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,758thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,065thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,068thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,634thMost Stationary: 6,098thMost Pacifist: 6,161stSmartest Citizens: 6,471stMost Devout: 6,805thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,903rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,986thNicest Citizens: 7,359thTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 7,927thHealthiest Citizens: 7,964thMost Inclusive: 8,541stMost Corrupt Governments: 9,145thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,422ndLargest Welfare Programs: 9,655thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,749thHighest Economic Output: 10,470thMost Rebellious Youth: 12,971st
Most Advanced Public Transport: 78th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 81st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 104th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 106th in the regionLargest Governments: 120th in the regionMost Influential: 123rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 138th in the regionMost Stationary: 149th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 149th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 154th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 206th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 213th in the regionMost Cultured: 214th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 223rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 248th in the regionMost Devout: 251st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 253rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 285th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 292nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 310th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 326th in the regionLargest Populations: 337th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 338th in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 386th in the regionNicest Citizens: 387th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 428th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 444th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 467th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 477th in the regionMost Inclusive: 497th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 516th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 594th in the region

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