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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 234th Most Influential: 425th Most Advanced Public Transport: 1,775th
The United Kingdom of
Corporate Bordello
Great and Strong
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Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The United Kingdom of The Teddy is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Teddy the Great with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and spontaneously combusting cars. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 8.782 billion The Teddians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bearia. The average income tax rate is 97.4%.

The very strong Teddyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,093 trillion T Rings a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 124,499 T Rings, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 425,674 per year while the poor average 26,771, a ratio of 15.9 to 1.

The poor are forced into bankruptcy by their energy bills, the price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm, agricultural employees work for peanuts, and almost every singles' party has a clergy and courtesans theme. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Teddy's national animal is the Great Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Great Grand Church of the Teddy.

The Teddy is ranked 143,350th in the world and 7,729th in The North Pacific for Most Conservative, scoring 33.79 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 234thMost Influential: 425thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,775thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,163rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,580thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,766thLargest Governments: 3,108thLowest Crime Rates: 3,254thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,369thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,626thMost Cultured: 4,722ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,739thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,966thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,671stMost Stationary: 5,746thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,213thMost Pacifist: 6,463rdMost Devout: 6,733rdSmartest Citizens: 7,049thNicest Citizens: 7,727thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,999thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,340thHealthiest Citizens: 8,357thMost Inclusive: 8,832ndTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 9,085thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,396thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,580thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,083rdLargest Publishing Industry: 10,193rdHighest Economic Output: 10,235thBest Weather: 12,348thMost Rebellious Youth: 12,809thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,517th
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 64th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 73rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 93rd in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 99th in the regionLargest Governments: 117th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 138th in the regionMost Stationary: 139th in the regionMost Influential: 150th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 157th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 194th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 197th in the regionMost Cultured: 203rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 204th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 214th in the regionMost Devout: 235th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 245th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 245th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 301st in the regionLargest Populations: 317th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 318th in the regionMost Pacifist: 325th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 334th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 349th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 394th in the regionNicest Citizens: 412th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 420th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 434th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 460th in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 490th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 497th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 497th in the regionMost Inclusive: 527th in the regionBest Weather: 665th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 801st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 824th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 907th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 956th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 250 » Yaorozu, HMS Unicorn, Novare Res, Former English Colony, Selfgradatude, Elevation, Jefffliu, Whereisthatistan, BrightFutures, Venezuelia, Unimaginable Doom, Camarthen, Isimud, Calamazo, Republic of Destiny, Great Bights Mum, Malvad, Dutchyland, Sadakoyama, New Sekai, Oneofakynd, Tianqing, Great and Glorious Martese Unionins, Eglise Sainte Eve, Kingdom of Space, Saint Tomaston, South Isles, Necromonia, Ermarian, New Lakemba, SYRIXIA, Arrivederci, Zeroxis, The Bureaucratic Territories, RoosterTeeth, The Rossinite Empire, Ultima Terra, Apetopia, Notyoutopia, Ceretis, Esplandia, Commonwealth of Transcaspia, Merconitonitopia, Druadach, The Swedish Republic of New Kenya, Lionia, Guslantis, Tokaryk, Sunto, Lagondia, and 200 others.Barbarossistanian South Brasilistan, Frances Francis the First of France, Celreostia, The Isle of Grossmania, Republic of Dixie, Kujira, Bharathvarsh, Kelvaros Prime, KingT, Highton Islands, Xentherida, Manticore utopia, Yeraennus, Sankami, Vegetarian States, Sil Dorsett, Shadowrik, Godly City, Wisconsota, Ostrekoj, Avalon, American MapleStory, Holy Oranz, Gorinchem and Hoog-Hoornaar, Cullins, Renetopia, The Army Republic of Prussia, Diodone, NewNerman, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, SillyString, Wineclaw, Athenian Coalition, Walter Jackson, Svetlakia, Malta Comino Gozo, Reannia, Halcon siveriano, Chadwin, SchoolHouse Rock, Bayern-Straubing, Unsophisticate, Southern Stroraia, Siwale, HoNg KoNg EmPiRe, Enosville, Sophista, Coemgen, Helido, Panama Coalition, Kaschovia, Alice Gardens, Vazali, Ostrinios, Lord Ravenclaw, Adkins Station, Mercy Land, Omicron Persei V111, New Chilokver, Cloydicia, Edon-Ko, SORT, Pallaith, Colony of lasting Hopes, Rukonia, PlanetPunk, Kwaj, Amerian States, Kyrianian, Lupus Imperium, ShortBusCrashed, Puczovska, Potatolandium, General COE, Aragael, Vszeklina, Free State of Whitemeadow, Friently, South Grand Mountain, Shin-Hachioji, Orslan, Zedeya, ZimRobwe, Lamexanope, WE Empire, Blurds, Anima Proxa, Forunte, Plak, Rylam, Senatra, Paxiosolange, McMasterdonia, Beodarasc, Plembobria, Yukti, Prevaland, Zemnaya Svoboda, Yaris, Choistan, Sheppey, Afriyie, Ausrea, Aenglaland, Wills Dominion, Revolutionary Sealand, Corutsca, AdyLand, Chris Hallett, Arquan, Herzliyya, Misthas, TerranulliuZ, Avornica, The Utopian Movement, Buckerino, Ausmercia, Drasvidania, Stareogratia, The Free Californian People, Kranostav, New Pleasant Hill, I Am Bad At Naming Nations, Lungha, Ribbleton, Palisede, Seven Hills, Ainsworth, Vogonlandia, The Iron Lions, Montroyale, The Akhara Islands, Aerilia, Che Sana Und, ThE eNd oF eE, Moubarakistan, Universal State Formula, United States of Panthalassa, Coppicia, Territorio di Nessuno, Humptalumpta, Tee Googly Coffee Me, The Lancerian Empire, Corfad, Maestros haven, Tredano, Pakistan 001, Inorganic Tomb Thing, Ice and Tinian, Phillywob, Cuyan, Slaughterhouse Nine, Wodan, Dodione, Celebia, Thenaca, Pria Xennes, Felhaven, Victoriaans Nederlands, Xystopia, Xinchao, New-El, Midds Conia, Free Culture, Mar america, Krakovhia, The South Falls, Libotionia, Agrauron, Mareor, GDL3, Legique, Hexago, Run Mayst Republic, Mzeusia, Gladio II, Minka Darykaan, Islandsria, NatsukiLand, Socialist Cooperative Republics, Canada GR, Sanjurika, The Global Socialist Republic, Dechire par la Guerre, Gospel Power, New Haudenosaunee Confederacy, Techislovakia, Staics, Astal Aavors, Nationalist Republic of Alaska, Lotion Empire, Aledonigystan, Celasur, Bridgett, Alsatian Island, Osburmergortionadocaopia, Get Away From Me, Municipality of Baria and Vungtau, Abiswashyo-bhumi, and Natorik.

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