The United Kingdom of The Teddy is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Teddy the Great with a fair hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, anti-smoking policies, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 8.072 billion The Teddians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bearia. The average income tax rate is 97.3%.

The strong Teddyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,008 trillion T Rings a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 124,938 T Rings, with the richest citizens earning 8.5 times as much as the poorest.

Restaurants are required to specify whether their toilet paper was made in The Teddy, Teddyian companies generally just fire employees in lieu of giving them vacation, cremation is compulsory for the deceased, and wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Teddy's national animal is the Great Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Great Grand Church of the Teddy.

The Teddy is ranked 137,795^th in the world and 6,852^nd in The North Pacific for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -10.86 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.