by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 230th Most Influential: 397th Most Advanced Public Transport: 1,845th
The United Kingdom of
Corporate Bordello
Great and Strong
Civil Rights
Very Strong
Political Freedom

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The United Kingdom of The Teddy is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Teddy the Great with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 8.448 billion The Teddians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bearia. The average income tax rate is 97.3%.

The very strong Teddyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,057 trillion T Rings a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 125,150 T Rings, with the richest citizens earning 9.1 times as much as the poorest.

Unwary hikers climbing the bluffs of Mount Bearia make great practice for foreign snipers, a video of Teddy the Great wearing shock-blue face paint and smashing an electric guitar in front of a frenzied crowd is on endless repeat on the nightly news, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League, and the main interest rates change daily based on the latest news story. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Teddy's national animal is the Great Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Great Grand Church of the Teddy.

The Teddy is ranked 5,894th in the world and 145th in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 1,421.6657568 Days.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 230thMost Influential: 397thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 1,845thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,238thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,628thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,794thLargest Governments: 3,094thLowest Crime Rates: 3,167thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,506thMost Cultured: 4,689thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,702ndMost Advanced Public Education: 4,922ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,926thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,705thMost Stationary: 5,894thMost Pacifist: 6,100thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,664thSmartest Citizens: 6,769thMost Devout: 7,161stNicest Citizens: 7,357thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,553rdHealthiest Citizens: 8,300thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 8,481stMost Inclusive: 8,620thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,027thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,421stLongest Average Lifespans: 9,494thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,039thHighest Economic Output: 10,205thMost Rebellious Youth: 12,944thBest Weather: 14,845thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,527thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,085th
Most Advanced Public Transport: 71st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 82nd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 97th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 106th in the regionLargest Governments: 120th in the regionMost Influential: 127th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 136th in the regionMost Stationary: 145th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 158th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 205th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 206th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 207th in the regionMost Cultured: 208th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 216th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 244th in the regionMost Devout: 245th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 251st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 284th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 312th in the regionMost Pacifist: 313th in the regionLargest Populations: 324th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 326th in the regionNicest Citizens: 400th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 413th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 417th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 418th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 439th in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 476th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 495th in the regionMost Inclusive: 512th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 531st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 580th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 769th in the regionBest Weather: 784th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 785th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 865th in the region

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