The United Kingdom of The Teddy is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Teddy the Great with a fair hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, free-roaming dinosaurs, and exploding hoverboards. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 9.739 billion The Teddians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bearia. The average income tax rate is 97.5%.

The strong Teddyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,191 trillion T Rings a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 122,352 T Rings, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 435,394 per year while the poor average 24,754, a ratio of 17.6 to 1.

Cassocked priests and choirboys believe that what happens behind closed doors stays behind closed doors, the "right of sanctuary" stops police pursuit into temples and churches, it is often said that only Teddy the Great could bring down Dàguó, and officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Teddy's national animal is the Great Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Great Grand Church of the Teddy.

The Teddy is ranked 90,545^th in the world and 4,943^rd in The North Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 24,754.64 Standard Monetary Units.