The United Kingdom of The Teddy is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Teddy the Great with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 8.448 billion The Teddians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.
The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bearia. The average income tax rate is 97.3%.
The very strong Teddyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,057 trillion T Rings a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 125,150 T Rings, with the richest citizens earning 9.1 times as much as the poorest.
Unwary hikers climbing the bluffs of Mount Bearia make great practice for foreign snipers, a video of Teddy the Great wearing shock-blue face paint and smashing an electric guitar in front of a frenzied crowd is on endless repeat on the nightly news, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League, and the main interest rates change daily based on the latest news story. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Teddy's national animal is the Great Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Great Grand Church of the Teddy.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Teddy was endorsed by The Rogue Nation of Midds Conia.
- : The Teddy was endorsed by The Kingdom of New-El.
- : The Teddy lost the endorsement of The Overseas city of Cisplatinaa.
- : The Teddy was endorsed by The Federation of Xinchao.
- : The Teddy was endorsed by The Overseas city of Cisplatinaa.
- : The Teddy was endorsed by The Fiefdom of Sailence.
- : The Teddy endorsed The Socialism Loving Nation of Xystopia.
- : The Teddy endorsed The Principality of Bananaaaaa.
- : The Teddy endorsed The Fiefdom of Sailence.
- : The Teddy endorsed The Heerlijk Opperheerschappij of Victoriaans Nederlands.
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