The Kingdom of Ozstan is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Peter with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, sprawling nuclear power plants, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.768 billion Ozstanians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Perth. The average income tax rate is 86.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ozstanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,411 trillion crowns a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 144,526 crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims, large areas of Ozstan are not accessible by the public, commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains, and pilots always remember to send their doctors a Maxxmas card. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ozstan's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Ozstan is ranked 8,603^rd in the world and 487^th in The North Pacific for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring 30,210.45 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.