The Kingdom of Ozstan is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Peter with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.905 billion Ozstanians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Defense, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Perth. The average income tax rate is 78.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ozstanian economy, worth 684 trillion crowns a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 139,581 crowns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Would-be emigrants are told "abandon all hope all ye who would exit here", pop sensation "Jack and the Holograms" is storming the charts, both vegetables and viruses are often smuggled across the border, and RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ozstan's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Ozstan is ranked 16,289^th in the world and 813^th in The North Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 3,949.99 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.