The Kingdom of Ozstan is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Peter with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, unlimited-speed roads, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.444 billion Ozstanians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Perth. The average income tax rate is 81.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ozstanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,083 trillion crowns a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 145,498 crowns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Weighted heels are added to military boots to ensure diminutive celebrities meet minimum requirements, the restriction that you must be over 1.1 metres tall to ride a carnotaurus has recently been waived, the government makes bereaved siblings into bereaved orphans, and it can be a real jungle in a modern courtroom. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ozstan's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Ozstan is ranked 15,066^th in the world and 479^th in The North Pacific for Highest Economic Output, with 1,083 trillion Standard Monetary Units.