The Kingdom of Ozstan is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Peter with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.508 billion Ozstanians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Defense, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Perth. The average income tax rate is 77.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ozstanian economy, worth 625 trillion crowns a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 138,692 crowns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive, nations that kill an Ozstanian can expect a strongly worded letter, the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks, and lifelong celibates are surprised to receive government-issue condoms in the post. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ozstan's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Ozstan is ranked 148,637^th in the world and 7,484^th in The North Pacific for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 25.46 on the Bus Surprisal Index.