The Holy Empire of Gendirt is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Ŧ͓͡ค̱̎เ̤̈́г̬̒ץ̐ͅ ๏̢̀Ŧ̻͘ ̱͊Ŧคเ͙̓гเ͙͐є͙̈ร̺̚ with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 18.558 billion Gendirtors have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Old Hell. The average income tax rate is 62.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Gendirtian economy, worth a remarkable 7,716 trillion fossilized bee eyes a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 415,780 fossilized bee eyes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Carrots are orange, apples are red and food waste is increasing, cyclists spend more time unlocking their bicycles than they do cycling, the government is in utter turmoil following the recent abolishment of the tax code, and workers have their fruitcake and eat it too. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gendirt's national animal is the blue-striped giant bee, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Beekeeper Association.

Gendirt is ranked 35,016^th in the world and 1,700^th in The North Pacific for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 5,784.51 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.