The Eternal Holy Empire of Gendirt is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Ŧ͓͡ค̱̎เ̤̈́г̬̒ץ̐ͅ ๏̢̀Ŧ̻͘ ̱͊Ŧคเ͙̓гเ͙͐є͙̈ร̺̚ with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, ritual sacrifices, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 23.545 billion Gendirtors are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Old Hell. The average income tax rate is 59.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Gendirtian economy, worth a remarkable 9,414 trillion fossilized bee heads a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 399,870 fossilized bee heads, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts, children who display even minimal sporting aptitude are immediately assigned a personal trainer, a rolling news ticker tape of disclaimers runs across the bottom of the screen on all TV shows, and plain-clothes police officers follow Dàguó tourists everywhere they go. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gendirt's national animal is the flesh bee, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Beekeeper Association.

Gendirt is ranked 99,783^rd in the world and 2,545^th in The North Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 2,735.41 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.