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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1st Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 40th Largest Black Market: 98th
The STRONGEST Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Fairy of Fairies
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend


Population14.466 billion

CapitalOld Hell
LeaderFairy of Fairies
FaithThe Cult of Godoka

CurrencyHandful of Bees

The STRONGEST Empire of Gendirt is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Fairy of Fairies with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, ban on automobiles, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 14.466 billion Gendirtians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Old Hell. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 81.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Gendirtian economy, worth a remarkable 5,808 trillion Handfuls of Bees a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 401,493 Handfuls of Bees, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.

Wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail, homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them, and where there's a will there is usually a password manager. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gendirt's national animal is the Yukkuri, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Cult of Godoka.

Gendirt is ranked 166,230th in the world and 9,575th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 61 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 1stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 40thLargest Black Market: 98thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 161stMost Corrupt Governments: 221stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 413thLowest Crime Rates: 428thHighest Average Incomes: 468thMost Influential: 650thLargest Information Technology Sector: 712thHighest Economic Output: 875thSmartest Citizens: 926thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,144thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,271stLargest Mining Sector: 1,411thMost Efficient Economies: 1,419thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,433rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,674thTop
Healthiest Citizens: 1,873rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,216thRudest Citizens: 2,924thMost Developed: 3,565thLargest Governments: 3,844thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,897thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,968thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,222ndMost Inclusive: 4,293rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,490thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,936thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,918thLargest Gambling Industry: 6,241stMost Stationary: 6,436thLargest Populations: 7,851stTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 9,212thMost Secular: 10,808thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,643rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 14,356thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,508thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 16,705thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,156th
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 11th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 17th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 21st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 25th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 32nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 33rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 36th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 38th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 45th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 49th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 55th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 57th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 85th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 92nd in the regionLargest Populations: 93rd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 114th in the regionRudest Citizens: 134th in the regionLargest Governments: 149th in the regionMost Stationary: 153rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 185th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 189th in the regionMost Developed: 190th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 192nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 212th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 226th in the regionMost Influential: 248th in the regionMost Inclusive: 261st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 275th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 299th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 475th in the regionTop
Most Secular: 549th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 557th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 620th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 816th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 857th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 910th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Gendirt, where there's a will there is usually a password manager.
  • : Following new legislation in Gendirt, homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them.
  • : Following new legislation in Gendirt, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail.
  • : Following new legislation in Gendirt, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high.
  • : Gendirt was endorsed by The Community of Siegsylvania.
  • : Following new legislation in Gendirt, tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the Gendirt Blood Tithe.
  • : Following new legislation in Gendirt, Jennifer Government is a bestseller.
  • : Following new legislation in Gendirt, corporate lawyers are joyfully combing through the new tax code for any new loopholes for their clients.
  • : Following new legislation in Gendirt, government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy.
  • : Following new legislation in Gendirt, angst-filled teenagers are rushing off to buy government bonds for some odd reason.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 189 » Former English Colony, Yaorozu, HMS Unicorn, Novare Res, Great Bights Mum, Malvad, Unimaginable Doom, New Sekai, Kingdom of Space, Republic of Destiny, Sadakoyama, Selfgradatude, The Rossinite Empire, Necromonia, Ultima Terra, Apetopia, Merconitonitopia, Xentherida, Yeraennus, Ceretis, Notyoutopia, Esplandia, Lionia, Guslantis, Sunto, Barbarossistanian South Brasilistan, Frances Francis the First of France, The Isle of Grossmania, SillyString, Celreostia, Bharathvarsh, Sil Dorsett, Bayern-Straubing, Shadowrik, Tremagne de Taelmia, Avalon, Holy Oranz, Calamazo, Sankami, Gorinchem and Hoog-Hoornaar, Wineclaw, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Republic of Dixie, Malta Comino Gozo, SchoolHouse Rock, The Kyziban Islands, Halcon siveriano, Southern Stroraia, Siwale, Enosville, and 139 others.Sophista, The Galactic Triumvirate, New Rivia, Vazali, American MapleStory, Kyrianian, Lord Ravenclaw, Buckerino, Crodaria, Mercy Land, BouncyAbbeyKitty, Omicron Persei V111, Ainsworth, Tharissus, Lamexanope, SORT, Alice Gardens, Pallaith, Northern Gala Arment Toustavo, Cloydicia, Colony of lasting Hopes, Kwaj, Southern Allican, Amerian States, General COE, Vszeklina, Friently, ZimRobwe, South Grand Mountain, Shin-Hachioji, Pria Xennes, Natorik, Koda-Land, Zedeya, Diodone, Anima Proxa, Rylam, Che Sana Und, Thythos, Dadastan Archipelago, McMasterdonia, Yukti, Yaris, Sheppey, Forunte, Prevaland, Herzliyya, Panama Coalition, Kelvaros Prime, Octoparnia, New Chilokver, I Am Bad At Naming Nations, Seven Hills, Yubadai, The Akhara Islands, The Lancerian Empire, PlanetPunk, The Iron Lions, Aerilia, ThE eNd oF eE, Moubarakistan, Pakistan 001, Universal State Formula, Territorio di Nessuno, Tredano, Soviet Terran, Ice and Tinian, Corfad, Beodarasc, Inorganic Tomb Thing, Phillywob, Qactana, Wodan, Thenaca, The The Bierands, Unsophisticate, Victoriaans Nederlands, Midds Conia, The Syca, Choistan, Agrauron, Mzeusia, Gladio II, NatsukiLand, Celebia, Canada GR, New Fingland, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Bax-Landia, Astal Aavors, Wunderstrafanstalt, Avornica, Eglise Sainte Eve, Illusia and Neverendia, Alsatian Island, A Terribly Charismatic Duck, Outer Egorniand, ABC, Mechano, Ozstan, Pop Prorp, Lake Flotillas, Asemnots, RedRunele, Puczovska, The Mazur Empire, Ktyria, Kolorland, Jontopiary, Morlanka, Lungha, Xagill, Arimbia, Atain, LaKronia, Braussland, Pandessiand, Abunenin, Albacria, Wesley Republic, Mordant99, Nueava Libertalia, Ka Ching, Freienland, Phoronu, Benolia, Pavlikstan, Q w e r t y, Shibutani, Lemurian continent, Vyxia, The Oceanic Lands, Sallanas, Underground Techno, New Seaview Cove, Bristannia, Riverwinde, Californian Redwood, and Siegsylvania.

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