The Holy Empire of Gendirt is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ŧ͓͡ค̱̎เ̤̈́г̬̒ץ̐ͅ ๏̢̀Ŧ̻͘ ̱͊Ŧคเ͙̓гเ͙͐є͙̈ร̺̚ with an even hand, and renowned for its vat-grown people, compulsory military service, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 20.589 billion Gendirtors have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Old Hell. The average income tax rate is 69.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Gendirtian economy, worth a remarkable 9,443 trillion fossilized bee eyes a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 458,651 fossilized bee eyes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation has nearly as many history museums as Gendirtors, evasive politicians don't fail to strongly commit to not committing to a course of non-inaction, landless farmers wander forlornly in the government's many national parks, and 3D printed organs are a breath of new life for the sick and elderly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gendirt's national animal is the flesh bee, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Beekeeper Association.

Gendirt is ranked 92,588^th in the world and 4,591^st in The North Pacific for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 1,527.29 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.