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Largest Agricultural Sector: 10th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 38th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 170th
The STRONGEST Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Fairy of Fairies
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The STRONGEST Empire of Gendirt is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Fairy of Fairies with an iron fist, and remarkable for its vat-grown people, complete lack of prisons, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 13.199 billion Gendirtians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Old Hell. The average income tax rate is 49.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Gendirtian economy, worth a remarkable 4,011 trillion Handfuls of Bees a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 303,949 Handfuls of Bees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

The realistic depiction of tentacles is on the core syllabus of most art schools, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field, tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the Gendirt Blood Tithe, and snap elections are called over every minor impasse. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gendirt's national animal is the Yukkuri, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Cult of Godoka.

Gendirt is ranked 1,332nd in the world and 55th in The North Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 172.78 Quips Per Hour.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 10thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 38thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 170thMost Corrupt Governments: 211thLargest Black Market: 216thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 272ndMost Influential: 610thLowest Crime Rates: 650thHighest Average Incomes: 1,143rdSmartest Citizens: 1,332ndMost Efficient Economies: 1,403rdHighest Economic Output: 1,528thTop
Largest Mining Sector: 1,550thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,768thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,342ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,376thHealthiest Citizens: 2,593rdMost Subsidized Industry: 2,775thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,998thRudest Citizens: 3,145thMost Secular: 3,198thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,221stHighest Drug Use: 4,930thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,938thMost Inclusive: 5,318thLargest Gambling Industry: 6,406thMost Stationary: 7,357thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 8,101stLargest Populations: 8,180thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,582ndLargest Governments: 9,792ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,852ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 10,229thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,210thMost Developed: 12,672ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,433rd
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 36th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 36th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 39th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 42nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 43rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 55th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 84th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 94th in the regionLargest Populations: 104th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 107th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 113th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 114th in the regionRudest Citizens: 134th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 141st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 141st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 165th in the regionMost Secular: 169th in the regionMost Stationary: 173rd in the regionMost Influential: 186th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 206th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 207th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 208th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 215th in the regionMost Inclusive: 299th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 334th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 383rd in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 400th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 430th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 503rd in the regionMost Developed: 649th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 730th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Gendirt was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Following new legislation in Gendirt, snap elections are called over every minor impasse.
  • : Following new legislation in Gendirt, tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the Gendirt Blood Tithe.
  • : Gendirt was endorsed by The Loh's Transcendence of Aenglaland.
  • : Following new legislation in Gendirt, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field.
  • : Following new legislation in Gendirt, the realistic depiction of tentacles is on the core syllabus of most art schools.
  • : Following new legislation in Gendirt, corporate lawyers are joyfully combing through the new tax code for any new loopholes for their clients.
  • : Following new legislation in Gendirt, people regularly disappear off the streets and all evidence of them is destroyed.
  • : Gendirt was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Gendirt was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 165 » Former English Colony, Yaorozu, HMS Unicorn, Novare Res, Great Bights Mum, Malvad, Unimaginable Doom, New Sekai, Kingdom of Space, Republic of Destiny, Sadakoyama, Selfgradatude, South Isles, Chinstralia, Syrixia, The Rossinite Empire, New Trisone, Necromonia, Ultima Terra, Apetopia, Merconitonitopia, Xentherida, Yeraennus, Ceretis, Notyoutopia, Esplandia, The Swedish Republic of New Kenya, Lionia, Guslantis, Tokaryk, Sunto, Barbarossistanian South Brasilistan, Frances Francis the First of France, The Isle of Grossmania, Francovania, SillyString, Celreostia, Bharathvarsh, Hannepandia, Meritdom, Elspeth and Samina, Zyvetskistaahn, Soverenia, OPArsenal, Sil Dorsett, Bayern-Straubing, Shadowrik, Tremagne de Taelmia, Wisconsota, Pasargad, and 115 others.Vantaria, Avalon, Holy Oranz, Calamazo, Sankami, Gorinchem and Hoog-Hoornaar, Wineclaw, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Vegetarian States, Republic of Dixie, MDIland, Morrn, Malta Comino Gozo, SchoolHouse Rock, The Kyziban Islands, GeorgeTheMiner, Techislovakia, Halcon siveriano, Religioncord, Southern Stroraia, Siwale, Hong Kong Empire, The Democratic Republic of Tomb, Arcadia of Kasterborous, The Mazur Empire, West Magellis, Enosville, Sophista, Coemgen, The Galactic Triumvirate, New Rivia, Ovsterland, Vazali, Kaschovia, American MapleStory, Kyrianian, Lord Ravenclaw, Buckerino, Valdr, Crodaria, Empy, Empire of the Dark Lords of the Sith, Mercy Land, BouncyAbbeyKitty, Omicron Persei V111, Wolfensjaeger, Ainsworth, Rayhanica, Tharissus, Lamexanope, SORT, Miku Best Girl, Alice Gardens, Ubervania, Heritage Quay, Pallaith, Northern Gala Arment Toustavo, Cloydicia, Colony of lasting Hopes, Rukonia, ABC, DeGuts, Kwaj, Southern Allican, Amerian States, Lupus Imperium, Reannia, Fauyotte, General COE, Vszeklina, Friently, Moristia, ZimRobwe, Jenner-Kardash, South Grand Mountain, Lavanania, Shin-Hachioji, Kobagia, Aragael, Pria Xennes, Faxfleet, Natorik, Koda-Land, 10225879, Zedeya, Barnim, Victoriaans Nederlands, Cleoskye, Diodone, Nakyr, Wintariu, Anima Proxa, Rylam, Kizja, Che Sana Und, Thythos, Serenity and its pretty bonnet, Dadastan Archipelago, McMasterdonia, Sanjurika, Yukti, Guineapigs, Marsh Castle, Yaris, Sheppey, Forunte, Plembobria, Prevaland, Zemnaya Svoboda, Beowulfe, Exlesia, Argenteus Aurum, Ustrien, Ostrinios, and Aenglaland.

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