by Max Barry

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 4thLargest Information Technology Sector: 56thMost Patriotic: 193rd
The Eternal Holy Empire of
Democratic Socialists
Ŧ͓͡ค̱̎เ̤̈́г̬̒ץ̐ͅ ๏̢̀Ŧ̻͘ ̱͊Ŧคเ͙̓гเ͙͐є͙̈ร̺̚
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population23.545 billion

CapitalOld Hell
LeaderŦ͓͡ค̱̎เ̤̈́г̬̒ץ̐ͅ ๏̢̀Ŧ̻͘ ̱͊Ŧคเ͙̓гเ͙͐є͙̈ร̺̚
FaithThe Beekeeper Association

Currencyfossilized bee head
Animalflesh bee

The Eternal Holy Empire of Gendirt is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Ŧ͓͡ค̱̎เ̤̈́г̬̒ץ̐ͅ ๏̢̀Ŧ̻͘ ̱͊Ŧคเ͙̓гเ͙͐є͙̈ร̺̚ with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, ritual sacrifices, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 23.545 billion Gendirtors are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Old Hell. The average income tax rate is 59.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Gendirtian economy, worth a remarkable 9,414 trillion fossilized bee heads a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 399,870 fossilized bee heads, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts, children who display even minimal sporting aptitude are immediately assigned a personal trainer, a rolling news ticker tape of disclaimers runs across the bottom of the screen on all TV shows, and plain-clothes police officers follow Dàguó tourists everywhere they go. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gendirt's national animal is the flesh bee, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Beekeeper Association.

Gendirt is ranked 99,783rd in the world and 2,545th in The North Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 2,735.41 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 4thLargest Information Technology Sector: 56thMost Patriotic: 193rdMost Corrupt Governments: 318thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 338thLargest Black Market: 351stLowest Crime Rates: 439thMost Scientifically Advanced: 461stHighest Poor Incomes: 494thSmartest Citizens: 570thHealthiest Citizens: 586thMost Valuable International Artwork: 586thHighest Economic Output: 884thMost Influential: 941stHighest Average Incomes: 1,019thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,285thMost Inclusive: 1,618thHighest Food Quality: 1,814thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,205thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,349thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,498thTop
Largest Mining Sector: 3,004thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5,496thMost Secular: 5,615thLargest Governments: 7,313thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,645thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,022ndLargest Populations: 8,780thMost Efficient Economies: 9,333rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,687thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,669thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,088thMost Developed: 14,195thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,251stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,430thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 15,118thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17,315thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,504thMost Advanced Public Transport: 21,023rdLargest Publishing Industry: 21,092nd
Largest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Black Market: 8th in the regionMost Patriotic: 12th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 14th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 19th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 20th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 22nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 26th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 27th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 34th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 43rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 60th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 62nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 66th in the regionTop
Most Inclusive: 84th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 93rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 95th in the regionLargest Populations: 99th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 106th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 118th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 168th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 188th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 228th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 233rd in the regionMost Influential: 239th in the regionMost Secular: 244th in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 365th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 391st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 404th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 405th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 440th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 455th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 511th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 601st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 603rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Gendirt, plain-clothes police officers follow Dàguó tourists everywhere they go.
  • : Following new legislation in Gendirt, a rolling news ticker tape of disclaimers runs across the bottom of the screen on all TV shows.
  • : Following new legislation in Gendirt, children who display even minimal sporting aptitude are immediately assigned a personal trainer.
  • : Following new legislation in Gendirt, every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts.
  • : Gendirt voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Injunct Magna Aurea"".
  • : Gendirt endorsed The Kingdom of Slovenes Croats and Serbs.
  • : Gendirt was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Gendirt was endorsed by The Kingdom of Slovenes Croats and Serbs.
  • : Following new legislation in Gendirt, Tetris has been banned for its graphic violent content.
  • : Following new legislation in Gendirt, pitchforks and torches are coming back into fashion.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 278 » Sil Dorsett, Simone Republic, Ethnon, Koda-Land, Corfad, Unshleepd, Siwale, Great Bights Mum, The Rhein States, Sikol, Yaorozu, Shibutani, Pallaith, Former English Colony, Empy, Malta Comino Gozo, North Bratislava, Wineclaw, Frances Francis the First of France, Loutsland, Omnistria, Dreadton, The Iron Lions, Prydania, Aeolist, Xagill, Kranostav, Seenvorland, Joodey, Zeternia, PotatoFarmers, Unimaginable Doom, Nistriabar, Sattelbach, Pleroma Sans Romans, Panama Coalition, Napnomadia, Vincone Cae, Votak Matim, Cartures, Aerilia, Pradovnia, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Walter Jackson, Maott, Unsophisticate, Wilkshire, Merconitonitopia, A Salmon Named Harold, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, and 228 others.Bankowiata, Ozstan, Pasargad, Rainengrad, Laurendon, Inspiratus, LostLegion, Dicko, 5 Kingdoms of Britannia, Lemonbiscuits, The Jerichowan Country, Chukstik Illahi, The Austro Germanic Union, Necromonia, Animu Place, Xentherida, Kwaj, David Davidson, Soviet Terran, Tachycardia, Cloydicia, Havonosa, Yukti, Perikuresu, Humptalumpta, ForestMythal, Eternal Dominion, Andanavia, Singamadri, AmManies, New Trisone, Advancia-Sizzletown, Amogus Sussy, Hellsinky, Wisconsota, Sojenre, Holy Marcus Empire, Old Emporia, Menouria, XD 2, Parpyduckland, Aenglaland, Jaded Grammarians, Pazair, KAP03land, Cobolica, Regallio, Bornodia, The Arverni Lands, Free State Of Wrangler Island, Landraya, Stud Hoy, Eggplant Island, Gragadoia, Westerhold, Bagojo, GPT-3, Fengate, Oannia, Varisland, Filibustra, United States of Dictators, Omicron Persei V111, Prevaland, The Zheng Dynasty, Piura, Zyvetskistaahn, Phoronu, Inferior Impor, United States of Americanas, Miyasaka, Hopenadya, Sechiole, Liberepublia, Antiyard, Geezy For Life, Nationeer, Meadowfields, Tehmistan, TyGerria, Chipoli, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Davidianian, Intion North, Radicaster, Wolffoxia, Greater Cesnica, Tsandonown, Exkosia, Russila, Transitional Global Authority, Darkanistan, Racoda, Aguaria Major, Technocratic-european Countries, Harjad, Joevala, Vlenkenov, Dem Republic of Romania, Andstions, Laforeia, Mataramsunda, PlanetMercury, TamilPesum, Kandorith, Pyos Ter, Crystal Creation, Coalition of Gedran, New Lakemba, Nouvel Empire, Jeltronian WA Mission, Halleffle, Attempted Socialism, Ellbonnia, IHateRights, Velikaya Arstotzka, Blyskalia, Doichtland, Reich German, Federation of Vanguard, Pinky Queen, Gorundu, Esperonia, Cult of Silence, Territorio di Nessuno, Zerentopia, Snipland, Ibra, Southern Moosetopia, The Confederate States of America, Pineappleistania, Mallyna, Austro-Bavarian States, Marlducro, Catalis, Elliniki Dhmokratia, Nusantara Indonesian, Love Shack, Polgaria, Mechenland, South Parter, Viridiann, Furballland, United Orange Valley States, Deliber, Fupiju, Kasazzastan, Atrito, Emaylecoldapjs, Osmauri, Vivanco, Khlachten, Arucaria, Northern-Kempia, Rex Republic, Frieszia, The Amazing Pizza Cat, New Atlantico, George-Harian, Changjo, Lennie Briscoe, New-Ferytland, The Secret Society of Zimbabwae2, Calanguistao, Vilaforta, Ishtimbine, Valentine Z, Kaschovia, Q w e r t y, Rinadia, Leoniar, Altivia, Kingdom of Time, Bjorkikistan, Dakota Territories, Batatoland Empire, Parnlexia, Yokciq Empire, Hulsport, DarkMondoria, Halsoni, ZleekyGgh, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Petronellania, Kosova, Tellurides, Jenha, Individualist Catopia, Richess, Weistad, Dunwitkh, Monorosa, Fran Advar, Alire, Pulaukita, Hyphen, Teriol, Murias, Faircliff, Dantek, Bemused Jellyfish, Bedsonya, Coth Pladyia, Ayuzhhhhh, Oskland, United Caribbea, Arawi, Wadj Sefekh, Biggest Brainsia, AeroPress, Bodhisva, Coders, Libaga, Matryn, The Blind Side, Wonseon, Lionsroar, Ovekisu, Neopie, The Police, Great Ignesia, Notyoutopia, Evaelis, Trionalis, Castle In Confidence, Lana Del Rey Music, Aracuda, and Slovenes Croats and Serbs.