The STRONGEST Empire of Gendirt is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Fairy of Fairies with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, vat-grown people, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 13.548 billion Gendirtians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Old Hell. The average income tax rate is 66.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Gendirtian economy, worth a remarkable 4,841 trillion Handfuls of Bees a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 357,352 Handfuls of Bees, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

The nation grinds to a halt for afternoon tea, reporters who negatively comment on politicians' haircuts are cut from the news, vacationers and business travelers are often warned that they may lose the right to vote if they spend too much time overseas, and the new hit series "Gendirt's Got Trauma" has corporate executives fleeing the country. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gendirt's national animal is the Yukkuri, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Cult of Godoka.

Gendirt is ranked 96,023^rd in the world and 5,146^th in The North Pacific for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 695.09 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.