The Federal Republic of Ham Federation is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Loli Supreme Leader Princess Adeline with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, rampant corporate plagiarism, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate population of 891 million Hammerists have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hindstle. The average income tax rate is 48.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ham Federationian economy, worth 106 trillion Doll Hairs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 119,937 Doll Hairs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The police double as repo men, Loli Supreme Leader Princess Adeline has just been declared ruler of Ham Federation in an international press conference, the government prefers to kill off its enemies by peaceful means, and hordes of tourists are ruining the environment. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ham Federation's national animal is the Hindslavic Pig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ham Federation is ranked 10,253^rd in the world and 507^th in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 54.76 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.