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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 803rdMost Influential: 1,188thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8,391st
The Loli Union Federal Republic of
Mother Knows Best State
B-Baka!!
Loli Supreme Leader Princess Adeline
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Ham Federation

Population4.763 billion

CapitalMetrololi
LeaderLoli Supreme Leader Princess Adeline
FaithLolism

CurrencyDoll Hair
AnimalHindslavic Pig

The Loli Union Federal Republic of Ham Federation is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Loli Supreme Leader Princess Adeline with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, digital currency, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 4.763 billion Lolis are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Metrololi. The average income tax rate is 70.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Loli economy, worth 526 trillion Doll Hairs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 110,547 Doll Hairs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Colonists who were promised new lands find only war-torn devastation, mandatory electronic currency is a boon for credit card companies and government surveillance, pocket calculators are seen as status symbols for the ostentatiously wealthy, and 1% of global paper production is bound for the National Archive. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ham Federation's national animal is the Hindslavic Pig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lolism.

Ham Federation is ranked 138,165th in the world and 5,797th in The North Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 32,169.46 Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 8,391stMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,593rdTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 12,474thMost Developed: 14,064thLowest Crime Rates: 15,822ndBest Weather: 16,269thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,281stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,597thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,612thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,446thMost Beautiful Environments: 17,651stMost Advanced Public Education: 18,858thMost Efficient Economies: 19,091stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19,467thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,619thLongest Average Lifespans: 20,984thMost Scientifically Advanced: 21,887thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 22,492ndMost Stationary: 23,086thLargest Welfare Programs: 23,306thLargest Governments: 23,432nd
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 342nd in the regionMost Influential: 478th in the regionTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 544th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 557th in the regionMost Stationary: 663rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 715th in the regionMost Developed: 794th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 819th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 888th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 895th in the regionBest Weather: 904th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 909th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 934th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 944th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 951st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 959th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 994th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 994th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,010th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1,019th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 217 » Ethnon, Empy, Territorio di Nessuno, Shibutani, Frances Francis the First of France, Cloydicia, Yaorozu, Omnistria, Kwaj, Notyoutopia, The Austro Germanic Union, Corfad, The Rhein States, Siwale, El Fiji Grande, Diodone, Pallaith, Great Bights Mum, Malta Comino Gozo, Joodey, Ninjak30, Napnomadia, Bearical, East Supple Lund, Koda-Land, Unsophisticate, United States of Americanas, Sundred, Dreadton, Shadowrik, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Vincone Cae, Holy Oranz, The Windmilluminati, Wineclaw, PlanetPunk, Pasargad, Selfgradatude, Antiyard, Buckerino, Wilkshire, Guer Aike, North Bratislava, Dar es Saalam, Kobagia, Potatolandium, Universal State Formula, Moubarakistan, Panama Coalition, New Trisone, and 167 others.Sunto, The Sinclarian Provinces, Sil Dorsett, Partax, Cinnibar, The Iron Lions, Votak Matim, Solmetria, Maott, Acrabinnia, Steampunk Ariel, Trillius, Haor Chall, Unimaginable Doom, Astronomical, 1 very fast endotarter, Loutsland, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Republic of New Atlantis, Former English Colony, Xentherida, Glurponia, Runeda, Daiz, Seenvorland, The Tampa Bay Rays, Zeternia, New Octicarg, Dicko, Orado, McMasterdonia, The Stratosphere Islands, Gnomewatchers, PotatoFarmers, Clan Spaniel, United Kahndaq, Kranostav, Yukti, Viridiann, Dabarastan, Zyvetskistaahn, Ravendi, Interdimensional Zone, Valentine Z, Fendlium, Volstokn, Tachycardia, Hamerica, Merconitonitopia, Xagill, The New Communist Republic Of States, The Endless Eventide, Newpromisedland, Crader, Yokciq Empire, SORT, Varola, New Lakemba, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Nistriabar, Unshleepd, The Pantheons, Korovan Isles, The Serdey Islands, Fauzjhia, Greater Pittsburgh, FROST33, Sikol, Zzozona, Termathe, Libertania Democratica, I Like Killing people, Prydania, The Calabash Protectorate, Asoc lon, Seanat, Brucklania, Maclare, Highton Islands, Kocherian, Xyrron, Madjack, Kragsgale, Xipher, Simone Republic, Amerian States, Illusia and Neverendia, Eastern Cous Empria, Andexia, U S Eh, Free Nation of Hong Kong, Heilhum Imperius, Draconian Progression, Hardscrabble, Aerilia, Cretox State, Morover, Eywaan, Outer Shenendoah, Chips and Guac, Navsland, Lulubellia, Eurochina, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Magna Banitia, Jerzykowo, Republica Guilleana, DIMAnism, Pytong, Religioncord, Bankowiata, Kazoo Basin, Ozstan, PEG, Maratabat, Venicea, WeKnow, Imperial Pieserged, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Free Atlantis, Slyakanya, Odelinor, Sevinland, Singamadri, Nodnarb, The Jerichowan Country, Climeria, Seijitsu, Animu Place, Yellops, Strongwill, Blyskalia, Port Naga, Colfes, Svenskskit, Bharathvarsh, Nalver And, Planes, His Enduring Majesty, The Mazur Empire, The AnCap Pirate Utopia, Sachi, Katuda, Star Kingdom, Vesteysia, Ellbonnia, Barabolia, Francois Isidore, Valgarda, Zemnaya Svoboda, Travislavania, Wisconsota, Figyjharli, Trumpski, Dangine, Questann, Lol2639, Kromi, Siforpeo, Super Girl, Boston Castle, BTProductions, Nationeer, Alexander the Magnus, Yoshikage Kira and Killer Queen, Aryan Homeland, and Mon Island.

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