The Loli Union Federal Republic of Ham Federation is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Loli Supreme Leader Princess Adeline with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 3.393 billion Lolis are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Metrololi. The average income tax rate is 62.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Loli economy, worth 410 trillion Doll Hairs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 120,923 Doll Hairs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

On-duty Air Ham Federation flight attendants are usually seen napping in first class, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists, warfare increasingly resembles a video game, and right-wingers complain that too many people are suckling at the welfare teat. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ham Federation's national animal is the Hindslavic Pig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lolism.

Ham Federation is ranked 14,253^rd in the world and 751^st in The North Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 86.8 on the Human Development Index.