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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 682nd Most Influential: 1,815th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2,394th
The Federal Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Thrive towards Progress
Civil Rights
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Ham Federation

Population891 million

LeaderLoli Supreme Leader Princess Adeline

CurrencyDoll Hair
AnimalHindslavic Pig

The Federal Republic of Ham Federation is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Loli Supreme Leader Princess Adeline with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, rampant corporate plagiarism, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate population of 891 million Hammerists have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hindstle. The average income tax rate is 48.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ham Federationian economy, worth 106 trillion Doll Hairs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 119,937 Doll Hairs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The police double as repo men, Loli Supreme Leader Princess Adeline has just been declared ruler of Ham Federation in an international press conference, the government prefers to kill off its enemies by peaceful means, and hordes of tourists are ruining the environment. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ham Federation's national animal is the Hindslavic Pig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ham Federation is ranked 10,253rd in the world and 507th in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 54.76 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 682ndTop
Most Influential: 1,815thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,394thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,435thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 10,253rdHighest Drug Use: 16,270thMost Developed: 16,569thNicest Citizens: 16,951st
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 114th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 251st in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 507th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 510th in the regionMost Influential: 691st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 785th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 194 » Ethnon, Empy, Territorio di Nessuno, Shibutani, Frances Francis the First of France, Cloydicia, Yaorozu, Govornia, Kuveria, Omnistria, Minuda, Kwaj, Notyoutopia, Waupun Island, The Austro Germanic Union, Corfad, The Rhein States, Sinelona, Renzic, Rwekazaland, Siwale, El Fiji Grande, Diodone, Shin-Hachioji, Pallaith, Federation Terra Australis, Great Bights Mum, Malta Comino Gozo, Joodey, Longsword01, Spartoptia, Ninjak30, New Eleria, Napnomadia, Lunallian, Outer Egorniand, Kasazzastan, Bearical, East Supple Lund, Bayern-Straubing, Koda-Land, Unsophisticate, General COE, Steraz, SillyString, United States of Americanas, Australiland, Sundred, United Draconia, Dreadton, and 144 others.Kulgatha, Shadowrik, THX1138, Black Templares, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Vincone Cae, Holy Oranz, The Windmilluminati, New Pruessen, Sanjurika, Wineclaw, Ethereal Expanse, PlanetPunk, Pasargad, Pans Desta, Selfgradatude, Antiyard, Kalimora Aire, Boltang, Buckerino, Uganda Knuckles UK, Wilkshire, Guer Aike, North Bratislava, Dar es Saalam, Amauri, The Pantheons, Kobagia, Hesterin, Potatolandium, National Goats, New Bremerton, The United States of Romania, COCONUT-CITY, Universal State Formula, Alunya, Moubarakistan, Ainsworth, Panama Coalition, New Trisone, Ozstan, Sunto, Sheldanada, The Sinclarian Provinces, Ka Ching, Atain, Ieprus, Suicidistan, Sil Dorsett, Ara Antrizuls, Justanistan, The Empire of Bangladesh, Great Solordia, Union of Austria-Hungary, Partax, Municipality of Baria and Vungtau, Cinnibar, Asgardira, Niradans, The Iron Lions, Ostrinios, Q w e r t y, Votak Matim, Egalico, Ofemerica, Tappan Hills, Solmetria, Torakuen, Warsaw-Halicz, Maott, Divine Eulogy, Jasminlandia, Russlandian States, Bananaaaaa, Condak, Guslantis, Fayyayid, Axstahl, Acrabinnia, SchoolHouse Rock, The Notorious Mad Jack, Novare Res, Racoda, Ibiscaton, Kirostan, Saturns Edge, Zemnaya Svoboda, Norostilors, VarDrade, Misuvelia, Orven, Peldorn, Swaz Islands, Steampunk Ariel, Plangainer, Sea Ghost, Trillius, Marijuana Haven, Haor Chall, Noiah, Yugobatania, Sakaryata, Tsardom of Leonlandia, Unimaginable Doom, Durgron, Astronomical, Rydeum, Ejhsa, Lost Staria, Valhalla123, Seidr Wyrd, Rkainjel, Victoriaans Nederlands, Apetopia, Liberum Mundi, Lomjia, Aratani, Thiammyalllaland, Nakayo, 1 very fast endotarter, Yummy Blubber, Babacar, Ikea Rike, Free Azzaca, Legendsland, Vikingiarchy, British Pacific Islands, Kingdom of Destsky, Loutsland, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Castle Federation, Republic of New Atlantis, Noahs Second Country, Former English Colony, Vernest Quill, North Altatude, Test for a new hope, Conservadoria, Helia Geopes, GRANDE IMPERIO ORIENTAL PAGAO EUDUARDO, Hileville, Antityranicals, The Black Cathedral, and Loli County.

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