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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 817thMost Influential: 1,131stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,920th
The Loli Union Federal Republic of
Mother Knows Best State
Loli Supreme Leader Princess Adeline
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Ham Federation

Population3.393 billion

LeaderLoli Supreme Leader Princess Adeline

CurrencyDoll Hair
AnimalHindslavic Pig

The Loli Union Federal Republic of Ham Federation is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Loli Supreme Leader Princess Adeline with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 3.393 billion Lolis are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Metrololi. The average income tax rate is 62.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Loli economy, worth 410 trillion Doll Hairs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 120,923 Doll Hairs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

On-duty Air Ham Federation flight attendants are usually seen napping in first class, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists, warfare increasingly resembles a video game, and right-wingers complain that too many people are suckling at the welfare teat. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ham Federation's national animal is the Hindslavic Pig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lolism.

Ham Federation is ranked 14,253rd in the world and 751st in The North Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 86.8 on the Human Development Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 817thMost Influential: 1,131stTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2,920thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,973rdTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 10,696thMost Developed: 14,253rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 14,351stHighest Poor Incomes: 14,597thLowest Crime Rates: 17,006thMost Efficient Economies: 18,426thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,976thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20,136th
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 121st in the regionMost Influential: 447th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 480th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 535th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 642nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 743rd in the regionMost Developed: 751st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 767th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 805th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 827th in the regionMost Stationary: 838th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 872nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 877th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 907th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 931st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 949th in the region

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