by Max Barry

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Most Influential: 1,526thMost Pacifist: 7,580thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,077th
The United Kingdom of
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Population3.81 billion

CapitalKujira Atomica
LeaderChristina Rizal

AnimalKomodo Dragon Gigantus

The United Kingdom of Gojira is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Christina Rizal with an even hand, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, zero percent divorce rate, and triple-decker prams. The compassionate population of 3.81 billion Gojirans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kujira Atomica. The average income tax rate is 86.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Gojiran economy, worth 488 trillion G-Cells a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 128,228 G-Cells, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Christina Rizal reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes, toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters, women no longer need to pepper conversations with incessant references to fictitious husbands, and sullen teenagers in bright orange 'community payback' onesies can be seen picking litter at the roadside. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gojira's national animal is the Komodo Dragon Gigantus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kajiuanisim.

Gojira is ranked 17,319th in the world and 744th in The North Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 23.8 average smiles per day.

Most Influential: 1,526thTop
Most Pacifist: 7,580thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,077thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,961stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,251stMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,327thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12,705thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,816thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,002ndLowest Crime Rates: 13,271stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,293rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,450thTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 14,145thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,429thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,662ndBest Weather: 16,159thMost Secular: 17,168thNicest Citizens: 17,319thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 17,330thMost Corrupt Governments: 17,754thLargest Governments: 18,581stMost Inclusive: 18,598thMost Developed: 19,432ndHighest Food Quality: 20,104thMost Cultured: 20,155thLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,380thMost Subsidized Industry: 21,699thMost Income Equality: 23,388thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 25,242ndHealthiest Citizens: 26,341st
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 266th in the regionTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 307th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 326th in the regionMost Influential: 356th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 361st in the regionMost Pacifist: 381st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 407th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 436th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 460th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 493rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 517th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 526th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 535th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 550th in the regionMost Secular: 591st in the region

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