by Max Barry

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Largest Publishing Industry: 154th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 161st Most Efficient Economies: 175th
The Empire of
Left-wing Utopia
Ira leonis nobilis
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Deck


Population25.756 billion



The Empire of Pasargad is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Cyrus with a fair hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 25.756 billion Pasargadians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Industry, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Persepolis. The average income tax rate is 70.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pasargadian economy, worth a remarkable 5,440 trillion Darics a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 211,239 Darics, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, concussed Lionball players cannot remember their lineup position, robosexual marriages are increasingly common, and nuclear physics is the most popular course at university. Crime is totally unknown. Pasargad's national animal is the Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Pasargad is ranked 159,284th in the world and 9,293rd in The North Pacific for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -14.21 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.

Largest Publishing Industry: 154thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 161stMost Efficient Economies: 175thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 302ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 518thMost Influential: 900thHighest Economic Output: 1,086thMost Pacifist: 1,181stHighest Poor Incomes: 1,364thSmartest Citizens: 1,410thMost Cultured: 1,552ndMost Rebellious Youth: 1,640thTop
Most Developed: 1,724thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,736thNicest Citizens: 2,087thHealthiest Citizens: 2,120thLargest Populations: 2,322ndLongest Average Lifespans: 3,907thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,220thLowest Crime Rates: 4,364thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,601stHighest Average Incomes: 4,636thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,740thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,487thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,812thLargest Governments: 7,940thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,100thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 8,615thSafest: 8,645thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,177thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,819thLargest Retail Industry: 13,787thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13,931st
Most Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 25th in the regionLargest Populations: 35th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 60th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 66th in the regionMost Pacifist: 67th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 70th in the regionMost Cultured: 74th in the regionMost Developed: 95th in the regionTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 103rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 113th in the regionNicest Citizens: 116th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 192nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 194th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 199th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 219th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 246th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 248th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 267th in the regionMost Influential: 318th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 327th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 332nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 343rd in the regionLargest Governments: 359th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 405th in the regionSafest: 439th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 455th in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 578th in the regionNudest: 599th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 674th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 750th in the regionMost Income Equality: 927th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 172 » Siwale, Unimaginable Doom, Yaorozu, Notyoutopia, Wodan, Pallaith, Tharissus, Shin-Hachioji, Republic of Dixie, Corfad, Great Bights Mum, PlanetPunk, Selfgradatude, Territorio di Nessuno, Diodone, Ainsworth, Bayern-Straubing, Wineclaw, Buckerino, Republic of Destiny, RedRunele, Cloydicia, French Bananastan, Walter Jackson, Bothia, New Sekai, Chukstik Illahi, Holy Oranz, Kubrostavsria, Malta Comino Gozo, American MapleStory, Universal State Formula, Karazan, Kelvaros Prime, New Lakemba, Tianqing, Boggovia, Palisede, Victoriaans Nederlands, Esplandia, Panama Coalition, Avornica, Shadowrik, Sunto, Apetopia, Crodaria, Lemonbiscuits, Dannyria, The Curry Islands, Agrauron, and 122 others.Kwaj, Plumas, Mzeusia, Gladio II, Friently, General COE, Malvad, McMasterdonia, Felpolandia, NatsukiLand, Osburmergortionadocaopia, Xentherida, Sil Dorsett, SillyString, Eglise Sainte Eve, Moubarakistan, Frances Francis the First of France, A Terribly Charismatic Duck, Puczovska, Atain, The Kyziban Islands, Jontopiary, Albacria, Ka Ching, Municipality of Baria and Vungtau, Ozstan, Q w e r t y, Yukti, Guslantis, Shibutani, The Windmilluminati, Californian Redwood, THX1138, Snoodum, Diche Choklate, Pizza Squared, Former English Colony, Mahsoobia, Unsophisticate, Koda-Land, Kylesburgh, Highton Islands, Ayylienz, United Draconia, The Gamer Party, Tredano, Eravonia, Whereisthatistan, Racoda, Sacrento, Grimrholm, Sanjurika, The Mace Kingdom, Empy, Jest Xerces, Zeternia, Sundred, RaRaRasputinn, CedieRKing, Ethnon, Alsace and Lorraine United, I am the one who knocks, The United States of Romania, Sahriastan, Maott, The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada, Rochester Black, Kulgatha, Suicidistan, Aenglaland, El Fiji Grande, Wilkshire, Ilisseia, New Secscramia, Kobagia, Solcialist States, Abrickhouse, Dar es Saalam, Democritus, New Trisone, Maj Tonia Godgueeber, Papika, Joaquin El Chapo Guzman, Malphe, Yarecir, The Iron Lions, Xorroth, New Pruessen, Curtis Cosla, Tadinnia, Mor Lunkzii, Central Ryal, New Bremerton, Colotex, The Black Cathedral, Magorostan, Zhalopia, Fantasque, Aerovea, Tanana Valley, Beagles Reborn, Federation Terra Australis, Ordistan, Gawdzendia, Flaksis, Phoebonecia, Imperial Essex, Nice Pulchram Quod Domum, The Rhein States, Wisconsota, Elevation, Freienland, Bridger-Teton, Les Lumieres, The Most Freedom Ever, Babacar, Shiandor, Lionia, Islavity Pod, Leviatoes, Sonnigeecke, and Funkadelia.

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