The Socialist Republic of Dacian Freelands is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Supreme Commander Vlad with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, complete lack of prisons, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 10.381 billion Dacians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sarmisegetuza. The average income tax rate is 19.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dacian economy, worth a remarkable 3,051 trillion RONS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 293,930 RONS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Busy commuters no longer hear the cries of "I want some more!" on the nation's streets, state officials tend to disappear after they forget to salute Supreme Commander Vlad's portrait, marijuana is legal in the privacy of your own home, and anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves. Crime is totally unknown. Dacian Freelands's national animal is the Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Orthodoxy.

Dacian Freelands is ranked 1,500^th in the world and 61^st in The North Pacific for Most Devout, with 7,999.22 Prayers Per Hour.