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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 480thMost Cheerful Citizens: 520thMost Cultured: 584th
The Armed States of
Father Knows Best State
Help eachother, trsut eachother and we will prevail
Supreme Commander Vlad II
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Dacian Freelands

Population13.303 billion

LeaderSupreme Commander Vlad II


The Armed States of Dacian Freelands is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Supreme Commander Vlad II with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, ubiquitous missile silos, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 13.303 billion Dacians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sarmisegetuza. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Dacian economy, worth a remarkable 4,145 trillion RONS a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 311,588 RONS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Supreme Commander Vlad II tells rebellious ministers to "drop and give me twenty", bizarre-looking creatures called 'Wolfdogs' dominate wildlife preserves, Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume, and EpiPen sales have skyrocketed. Crime is totally unknown. Dacian Freelands's national animal is the Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Orthodoxy.

Dacian Freelands is ranked 78,617th in the world and 4,189th in The North Pacific for Most Income Equality, scoring 47.43 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 480thMost Cheerful Citizens: 520thMost Cultured: 584thHighest Disposable Incomes: 616thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 771stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 868thLargest Publishing Industry: 972ndMost Influential: 975thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,104thHighest Food Quality: 1,109thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,253rdMost Devout: 1,443rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,689thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,694thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,796thHighest Average Incomes: 2,076thMost Armed: 2,101stRudest Citizens: 2,108thLargest Retail Industry: 2,268thSmartest Citizens: 2,441stTop
Best Weather: 2,825thMost Inclusive: 2,915thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,103rdMost Rebellious Youth: 3,377thHighest Economic Output: 3,443rdMost Developed: 4,055thHealthiest Citizens: 4,182ndMost Efficient Economies: 4,553rdLongest Average Lifespans: 4,916thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,948thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,022ndNicest Citizens: 5,890thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,908thMost Patriotic: 8,202ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,739thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,806thLargest Gambling Industry: 9,843rdLargest Governments: 10,552ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 10,721stMost Corrupt Governments: 11,469thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 15,839thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 17,952ndLargest Black Market: 19,581stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 23,071stLargest Populations: 23,397thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 26,851st
Most Cheerful Citizens: 24th in the regionMost Cultured: 25th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 29th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 29th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 30th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 39th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 58th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 61st in the regionMost Devout: 63rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 64th in the regionMost Armed: 68th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 81st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 94th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 96th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 99th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 112th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 112th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 124th in the regionRudest Citizens: 129th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 130th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 163rd in the regionBest Weather: 164th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 171st in the regionMost Inclusive: 181st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 204th in the regionMost Developed: 236th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 251st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 254th in the regionMost Influential: 280th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 305th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 307th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 315th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 321st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 325th in the regionNicest Citizens: 331st in the regionMost Patriotic: 338th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 347th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 378th in the regionLargest Black Market: 384th in the regionLargest Populations: 402nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 508th in the regionLargest Governments: 559th in the regionTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 762nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 787th in the regionMost Stationary: 993rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,055th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1,310th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,375th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1,378th in the regionNudest: 1,390th in the region

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