by Max Barry

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 4,774thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,536thMost Influential: 6,225th
The Second Monarchy of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Vigilabo ego sum tibi.
King Biggus Dingus
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population1.763 billion

LeaderKing Biggus Dingus
FaithChurch of The Green Paper Rectangle

CurrencyGreen Paper Rectangle

The Second Monarchy of Crilland is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Biggus Dingus with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, ritual sacrifices, and public floggings. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 1.763 billion Crillandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Byses. The average income tax rate is 74.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Crillandian economy, worth 185 trillion Green Paper Rectangles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 105,479 Green Paper Rectangles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Doctors spend more time writing sick notes than caring for the sick, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, insanely good theatre productions face government censorship, and the nation has dismantled its entire WMD arsenal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crilland's national animal is the Socialist, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Church of The Green Paper Rectangle.

Crilland is ranked 43,182nd in the world and 56th in 21st Century Rome for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 5,093.36 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 4,774thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,536thMost Influential: 6,225thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,882ndTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,975thHealthiest Citizens: 13,225thLowest Crime Rates: 13,963rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,514thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,042ndMost Inclusive: 15,508thMost Developed: 15,567thNicest Citizens: 15,592ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 15,970thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,987thMost Efficient Economies: 16,609thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,421stBest Weather: 17,835thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19,075thHighest Average Tax Rates: 22,288thLargest Governments: 22,643rdMost Advanced Public Education: 23,361stHighest Poor Incomes: 24,514th
Most Average: 6th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 9th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 11th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 10 » Compakt Repsublic, Romaniche, Azoris, Iroma, Belned, Suwaya, Akumanga, Urukian, Hjalm, and Novos Romanos.

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