The Federal Republic of Crilland is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Praeses Gideon Wolfe with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, compulsory military service, and parental licensing program. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 2.34 billion Crillandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Byses. The average income tax rate is 53.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Crillandian economy, worth 240 trillion Green Paper Rectangles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 102,697 Green Paper Rectangles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Children dream of becoming physicians and physicists, the government's approval ratings go down while its turnover rate goes up, 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past, and prisoners due for execution often use their final statement to complain about soggy bread rolls. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crilland's national animal is the Socialist, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Church of The Green Paper Rectangle.

Crilland is ranked 4,976^th in the world and 10^th in 21st Century Rome for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 132.03 Bank.