by Max Barry

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 3,608thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,814thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,804th
The Socialist Democracy of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Equality, Justice, Compassion.
Praeses Joebama
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population4.479 billion

LeaderPraeses Joebama

CurrencyGreen Paper Rectangle

The Socialist Democracy of Crilland is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Praeses Joebama with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, unlimited-speed roads, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 4.479 billion Crillandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Byses. The average income tax rate is 84.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Crillandian economy, worth 575 trillion Green Paper Rectangles a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 128,598 Green Paper Rectangles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Drill sergeants yell in the ears of bespectacled nerds in cybermilitary "reboot camps", Praeses Joebama has been seen stealthily slicing fifths off bread loaves, doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion, and reporters who negatively comment on politicians' haircuts are cut from the news. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crilland's national animal is the Bingus, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Money.

Crilland is ranked 87,460th in the world and 3,947th in The North Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 2,926.88 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 3,608thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,814thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,804thHealthiest Citizens: 6,034thNicest Citizens: 6,690thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,373rdLongest Average Lifespans: 7,574thLowest Crime Rates: 7,812thMost Influential: 8,337thMost Inclusive: 8,438thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,196thBest Weather: 9,726thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,523rdHighest Food Quality: 10,767thSafest: 10,820thMost Developed: 11,000thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,723rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,792ndMost Subsidized Industry: 13,881stLargest Governments: 14,254thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 14,384thMost Efficient Economies: 15,530thMost Patriotic: 15,608thSmartest Citizens: 16,242ndMost Advanced Public Education: 16,399thMost Pacifist: 16,815thMost Beautiful Environments: 18,381stHighest Poor Incomes: 19,354thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19,679thMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,084thHighest Average Incomes: 22,793rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 23,497thMost Advanced Public Transport: 24,492ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 25,480thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 25,831stLargest Information Technology Sector: 26,468th
Largest Agricultural Sector: 149th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 235th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 338th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 355th in the regionNicest Citizens: 389th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 402nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 423rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 456th in the regionMost Inclusive: 494th in the regionBest Weather: 510th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 544th in the regionMost Patriotic: 568th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 600th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 601st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 612th in the regionSafest: 622nd in the regionTop
Most Developed: 639th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 651st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 684th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 690th in the regionLargest Governments: 708th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 722nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 781st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 792nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 851st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 913th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 924th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 944th in the regionMost Pacifist: 953rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 961st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,021st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,023rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1,062nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,179th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,199th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,233rd in the region

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