The Second Monarchy of Crilland is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Biggus Dingus with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, ritual sacrifices, and public floggings. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 1.763 billion Crillandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Byses. The average income tax rate is 74.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Crillandian economy, worth 185 trillion Green Paper Rectangles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 105,479 Green Paper Rectangles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Doctors spend more time writing sick notes than caring for the sick, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, insanely good theatre productions face government censorship, and the nation has dismantled its entire WMD arsenal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crilland's national animal is the Socialist, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Church of The Green Paper Rectangle.

Crilland is ranked 43,182^nd in the world and 56^th in 21st Century Rome for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 5,093.36 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.