The Corgious Empire of Etanur is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by the Emperor with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 21.231 billion Etanurians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Corgi-on-the-Wold. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Etanurian economy, worth a remarkable 4,871 trillion fuzzbutts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 229,452 fuzzbutts, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government subsidizes those who produce the worst results, public spending advocates dread when the government says they're here to help, children who ask questions are told to conduct double-blinded studies, and weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Etanur's national animal is the corgi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Scientific Splootism.

Etanur is ranked 57,742^nd in the world and 571^st in The North Pacific for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 12,514.84 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.