The Empire of Etanur is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by the Emperor with a fair hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, keen interest in outer space, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.748 billion Etanurians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 84.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Etanurian economy, worth 454 trillion fuzzbutts a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 121,364 fuzzbutts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion, and the love has gone in Etanur. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Etanur's national animal is the corgi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Etanur is ranked 8,466^th in the world and 424^th in The North Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 102,042.85 Standard Monetary Units.