The Pepsi man of United free lands is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by John Adlington with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.027 billion Landians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Freelandia. The average income tax rate is 52.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Landian economy, worth 230 trillion Bets a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 113,722 Bets, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

The urinary fragrance of seedier establishments is thankfully hidden by the smell of stale smoke, baiting is a national sport, calling tech support mid-shootout is a common occurrence, and the poor are often seen pale and dizzy after selling their blood to make ends meet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United free lands's national animal is the Persian cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Islam.

United free lands is ranked 24,401^st in the world and 1,041^st in The North Pacific for Most Secular, with 49.97 Atheism Rate.