by Max Barry

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 422ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 439thMost Influential: 1,114th
The ♡ holy ♡ ωєєву иαтισи of
Psychotic Dictatorship
More pirates = less global warming
Flying spaghetti monster
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Animu Place

Population8.169 billion

LeaderFlying spaghetti monster


The ♡ holy ♡ ωєєву иαтισи of Animu Place is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Flying spaghetti monster with an iron fist, and remarkable for its enslaved workforce, digital currency, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.169 billion weebs are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Administration, and Industry are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Otakupolis. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The frighteningly efficient weeb economy, worth a remarkable 2,932 trillion eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 359,034 eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Young people crowd pizza parlors praying to 'The Supreme Pizza, His Immaculate Munchiness', the government blames all suspicious phenomena on flying saucers, the Holy Office of the Inquisition is the highest court in the land, and if foreigners can hit a spittoon from five paces they get a free holiday to Animu Place. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Animu Place's national animal is the eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Fsmism.

Animu Place is ranked 221,907th in the world and 4,908th in The North Pacific for Most Pro-Market, scoring 27.78 on the Rand Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 422ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 439thMost Influential: 1,114thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,136thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,241stLargest Black Market: 1,275thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,286thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,540thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,564thHighest Average Incomes: 1,566thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,994thMost Armed: 2,056thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,110thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,156thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,648thTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 3,052ndMost Corrupt Governments: 3,247thMost Devout: 3,351stFattest Citizens: 3,401stLargest Publishing Industry: 3,413thLargest Governments: 3,604thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,674thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,837thMost Efficient Economies: 4,241stHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,568thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,245thMost Developed: 5,955thSmartest Citizens: 6,820thMost Inclusive: 6,974thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,080thHighest Economic Output: 7,416thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,459thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,185thLowest Crime Rates: 9,320thMost Cultured: 9,520thHighest Food Quality: 10,079thMost Patriotic: 10,317thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,105thMost Authoritarian: 11,277thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13,489thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,502ndTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,473rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,570thLargest Welfare Programs: 16,193rdMost Conservative: 20,131stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 29,144th
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 37th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 39th in the regionLargest Black Market: 39th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 45th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 46th in the regionMost Armed: 50th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 55th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 62nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 65th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 71st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 73rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 73rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 78th in the regionFattest Citizens: 81st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 91st in the regionMost Devout: 97th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 105th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 129th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 137th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 140th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 158th in the regionLargest Governments: 167th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 175th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 197th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 214th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 221st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 223rd in the regionMost Influential: 249th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 269th in the regionMost Developed: 313th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 319th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 323rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 326th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 333rd in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 345th in the regionMost Inclusive: 377th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 420th in the regionMost Cultured: 437th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 532nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 540th in the regionMost Conservative: 546th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 560th in the regionMost Stationary: 609th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 623rd in the regionMost Extreme: 629th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Animu Place, if foreigners can hit a spittoon from five paces they get a free holiday to Animu Place.
  • : Following new legislation in Animu Place, the Holy Office of the Inquisition is the highest court in the land.
  • : Following new legislation in Animu Place, the government blames all suspicious phenomena on flying saucers.
  • : Animu Place was endorsed by The North Star of Halsoni.
  • : Animu Place was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector and the Top 10% for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Animu Place, young people crowd pizza parlors praying to 'The Supreme Pizza, His Immaculate Munchiness'.
  • : Following new legislation in Animu Place, citizens who fail to follow the official national religion are executed.
  • : Following new legislation in Animu Place, it's often raining men (hallelujah) in Otakupolis.
  • : Following new legislation in Animu Place, industry tycoons rarely hide their misdeeds due to the government's habit of bailing them out.
  • : Following new legislation in Animu Place, discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 241 » Koda-Land, Shibutani, Eraver, Unsophisticate, Empy, Omnistria, The Rhein States, Ethnon, PotatoFarmers, Sikol, North Bratislava, Azzarel, Great Bights Mum, Corfad, Dreadton, Siwale, Prydania, Zeternia, Pallaith, Advancia-Sizzletown, Altivia, Nationeer, Aeurithianar, Nistriabar, Former English Colony, Xagill, Joodey, Simone Republic, Frances Francis the First of France, Sil Dorsett, Rainengrad, Zecit, The Iron Lions, Unimaginable Doom, Kranostav, Wineclaw, Seenvorland, Malta Comino Gozo, Drentusa, AGoodPlace, Loutsland, VictorH, Votak Matim, Maott, The Bikini Bottom Republic, Vincone Cae, South Baba, New Trisone, Wilkshire, Merconitonitopia, and 191 others.Pleroma Sans Romans, A Salmon Named Harold, Feelonia, Yukti, Cloydicia, Walter Jackson, Panama Coalition, Lemonbiscuits, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, Soviet Terran, Ozstan, Bankowiata, Pasargad, Khoik, Radicaster, The Jerichowan Country, Chukstik Illahi, Inspiratus, Dacian Freelands, Gendirt, Wisconsota, Xentherida, Zyvetskistaahn, Northern Socialist Council Republics, Katuda, AmManies, Perikuresu, The Sinclarian Provinces, Andanavia, Unshleepd, Oannia, Hellsinky, Capitista, Holy Marcus Empire, Kwaj, Singamadri, New Terra-Nullius, Intelbrazia, Parpyduckland, Aeolist, Menouria, Pazair, KAP03land, Cobolica, Regallio, Bornodia, Loptous, Eggplant Island, The Arverni Lands, Batatoland Empire, Bagojo, Varisland, Filibustra, Omicron Persei V111, Tsandonown, Trillius, Piura, Sechiole, Thought Obliteration, Gragadoia, Antiyard, Cartures, The Austro Germanic Union, TyGerria, The Zheng Dynasty, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Austro-Bavarian States, Atrito, Intion North, Wolffoxia, Segesta, Chipoli, Viceroy Vincent, New-Ferytland, Laurendon, Harjad, Exkosia, Stud Hoy, Russila, Transitional Global Authority, Darkanistan, Racoda, Aguaria Major, Technocratic-european Countries, Vlenkenov, Dem Republic of Romania, PlanetMercury, Laforeia, Kandorith, Pyos Ter, New Lakemba, Nouvel Empire, IHateRights, Esperonia, Jeltronian WA Mission, Ellbonnia, Gorundu, Aurasreich, Etanur, Territorio di Nessuno, Zerentopia, Rinadia, New Selkirk, Elliniki Dhmokratia, Southern Moosetopia, Pineappleistania, Mallyna, Marlducro, Catalis, South Parter, Deliber, Vilaforta, Northern-Kempia, TamilPesum, Orjald, The Secret Society of Zimbabwae2, New Atlantico, Lennie Briscoe, Ishtimbine, Pinky Queen, Kaschovia, New Cordyceps, Arucaria, Petronellania, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Ayuzhhhhh, The Blind Side, Ovekisu, Bedsonya, Great Ignesia, Blyskalia, Crilland, Notyoutopia, Rex Republic, Castle In Confidence, Federation of Vanguard, Tugupaw, Bodhisva, Inclement Space, DarkMondoria, CyberEgypt, Jenha, Alogiada, Saint-Dauphin, Lionsroar, Democratic Republic of Magley, Galbadiana, Republiqueducroissant, Vertigoism, Sindoesia, Bardopia, Sur Isles, Kingdom of Time, Aerilia, Zandos, Love Shack, Eurocom, Caecar, Alire, United Caribbea, Hyphen, Neptunian Military Administration, Mystiquelle, Western Justice, Armonker, United Orange Valley States, Izern, Murias, Zelenaya Dolina, Illusia and Neverendia, Luminerra, Furballland, Verderiesdre, Kyroth Dreemurr, Arostica, McMasterdonia, New Chiken, Freecriers, Kainin, Barxa, Valiacorkit, Lugarvatn, Valentine Z, Fragrancia, Mount Marvin, Wechujan, The Aosta Valley, Ereena, Abinved, Pribaltic Union, and Halsoni.