The Empire of Necromonia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Darth Bane with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 6.214 billion Necromonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Public Transport. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Necromonia City. The average income tax rate is 41.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Necromonian economy, worth 711 trillion Necromons a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Pizza Delivery, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 114,507 Necromons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children have taken to using semaphore in light of the recent mobile phone ban, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League, oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds, and the government is trying to clean up all the rubbish that has washed up on the shores of Bigtopia and Marche Noire. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Necromonia's national animal is the Necromonger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Sith Cult.

Necromonia is ranked 154,915^th in the world and 8,214^th in The North Pacific for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring zero on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.