The Empire of Necromonia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Darth Bane with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 15.711 billion Necromonians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Necromonia City. The average income tax rate is 56.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Necromonian economy, worth a remarkable 2,552 trillion Necromons a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 162,439 Necromons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Soldiers find that home gadgets and power tools are more effective as improvised weapons than the guns they've been issued, the sound of office water cooler chatter has been replaced by the whirring of computer cooling fans, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Darth Bane to meetings with foreign heads of state, and the amount welfare recipients spend on fertilizer has exploded. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Necromonia's national animal is the Necromonger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Sith Cult.

Necromonia is ranked 246,630^th in the world and 9,581^st in The North Pacific for Most Armed, with 0.1 weapons per person.