The Empire of Necromonia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Darth Bane with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, prohibition of alcohol, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 14.941 billion Necromonians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Necromonia City. The average income tax rate is 47.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Necromonian economy, worth a remarkable 2,323 trillion Necromons a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 155,527 Necromons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

It is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, agreeing to appear on TV is often the best way to access social care, the richest individuals apparently buy nothing but noodles and toilet paper, and colonial subjects have Necromonian culture shoved down their throats. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Necromonia's national animal is the Necromonger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Sith Cult.

Necromonia is ranked 158,894^th in the world and 5,949^th in The North Pacific for Most Conservative, scoring 41.23 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.