The Empire of Necromonia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Darth Bane with an iron fist, and notable for its digital currency, pith helmet sales, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 16.961 billion Necromonians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Necromonia City. The average income tax rate is 69.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Necromonian economy, worth a remarkable 3,029 trillion Necromons a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 178,602 Necromons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are now allowed to discuss whether Darth Bane is the greatest ruler ever or simply the greatest ruler of this generation, foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security, students at universities think exercise bikes are pieces of abstract art, and tourists call Necromonian beach towns "the fine coastline". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Necromonia's national animal is the Necromonger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Sith Cult.

Necromonia is ranked 268,000^th in the world and 13,840^th in The North Pacific for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.39 crimes per hour.