The Republic of Norvarxilaland is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Miherr Kanzlar with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.48 billion Norvarxilalandians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Norton. The average income tax rate is 94.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Norvarxilalandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,008 trillion Dollars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 118,921 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Miherr Kanzlar to meetings with foreign heads of state, viewers get headaches from trying to read the screen full of small print warnings that precede most TV shows, and advertisements read like science journal articles complete with extensive references. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Norvarxilaland's national animal is the Beaver, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Norvarxilaland is ranked 275,128^th in the world and 6,634^th in The North Pacific for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -10.77 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.