The Kingdom of LandOfTheKingsPeople is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Notstalan H Faust with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, sprawling nuclear power plants, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.521 billion LandOfTheKingsPeopleans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Kings City. The average income tax rate is 77.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient LandOfTheKingsPeoplean economy, worth 231 trillion meuros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 152,529 meuros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Withdrawal of support for drug addicts is leaving many with cold sweats, there is no such thing as an innocent fling in the LandOfTheKingsPeoplean military, the government is well known for declaring war on other countries for suspected slights, and glancing at the car radio display while driving is treated as attempted homicide. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. LandOfTheKingsPeople's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

LandOfTheKingsPeople is ranked 58,404^th in the world and 2,474^th in The North Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 3,431.17 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.