The Five Islands of Tenana is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mia'alei Yrn'Galaasin Yl'Hiimwo with an even hand, and renowned for its lack of airports, hatred of cheese, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 6.742 billion Tenahnuns enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pittazhw Cheiru. The average income tax rate is 75.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Tenanan economy, worth 668 trillion koshahs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is 99,161 koshahs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens praise the weeds that overwhelm their narrow vegetable realm, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist, boys who take just one date to the high school prom are called 'losers', and board shorts have replaced board rooms. Crime is totally unknown. Tenana's national animal is the silver-breasted montle, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Li'eiru Lah.

Tenana is ranked 38,244^th in the world and 1,435^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 77.21 law-abiding acts per hour.