The Free Land of Warnen is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and frequent executions. The hard-working population of 5.457 billion Warnenians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Divinity's Reach. The average income tax rate is 6.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Warnenian economy, worth a remarkable 1,189 trillion bitcoins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 217,948 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat, vaccinations are mandatory, foreign planes and migratory birds are shot down as spies, and the nation turns a blind eye to human rights abuses in its quest for athletic supremacy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Warnen's national animal is the dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the SIX.

Warnen is ranked 159,176^th in the world and 9,234^th in The North Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 7.55 flags saluted per person per day.