The People's Republic of Sattelbach is a massive, genial nation, renowned for its frequent executions, pith helmet sales, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 1.811 billion Sattelbachians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sattelbach. The average income tax rate is 79.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The sizeable but inefficient Sattelbachian economy, worth 81.5 trillion Sattelbachers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 44,992 Sattelbachers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The government funds large training centres to turn Württembergers into functioning members of society, police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, and social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sattelbach's national animal is the Württemberger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Sattelbach is ranked 25,732nd in the world and 1,348th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 6,074.32 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.
National Happenings
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Sattelbach was endorsed by
The Kingdom of Aryan Homeland.
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Sattelbach was endorsed by
The Imperialist Immortal Empire of Alexander the Magnus.
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Sattelbach was endorsed by
The Cybernetic Utopia of Steampunk Ariel.
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Sattelbach was endorsed by
The Democratic Republic of TyGerria.
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Sattelbach was endorsed by
The Holy Machine of Boston Castle.
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Sattelbach was endorsed by
The Community of Super Girl.
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Sattelbach was endorsed by
The Holy Weeby Corporate Empire of Figyjharli.
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Sattelbach was endorsed by
The Principality of Siforpeo.
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Sattelbach was endorsed by
The Communist Utopia of Travislavania.
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Sattelbach was endorsed by
The 2nd Federation of Kromi.
World Assembly
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