by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,011thMost Influential: 2,830thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,662nd
The Federation of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Justice and Liberty
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population818 million


AnimalBlack Panther

The Federation of Andstions is a huge, genial nation, ruled by Angela with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, hard-working population of 818 million Andstionsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Andstion. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Andstionsian economy, worth 89.7 trillion Tions a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 109,636 Tions, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.

The tinfoil-hat crowd also recommend tinfoil wallets, the thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions, flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists, and mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Andstions's national animal is the Black Panther, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Andstions is ranked 19,289th in the world and 981st in The North Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 265.31 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,011thTop
Most Influential: 2,830thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,662ndMost Secular: 8,197thHealthiest Citizens: 12,778thTop
Best Weather: 13,522ndLargest Publishing Industry: 14,001stMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,799thMost Developed: 14,878thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,164thLowest Crime Rates: 17,006thNicest Citizens: 17,016thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,461stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 17,771stLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,795thMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,289thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19,395thMost Beautiful Environments: 21,947thSmartest Citizens: 23,141stMost Efficient Economies: 25,442ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 26,348th
Most Secular: 394th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 403rd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 616th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 654th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 659th in the regionBest Weather: 717th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 719th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 736th in the regionMost Influential: 774th in the regionMost Developed: 820th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 823rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 825th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 841st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 890th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 890th in the regionNicest Citizens: 943rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 954th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 981st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1,080th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1,092nd in the region

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