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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 611thMost Valuable International Artwork: 961stMost Influential: 1,176th
The Federation of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
All the armed prophets won, and the unarmed ones died
Angela Schneider
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population3.299 billion

LeaderAngela Schneider

AnimalBlack Panther

The Federation of Andstions is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Angela Schneider with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 3.299 billion Andstionsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Andstion. The average income tax rate is 82.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Andstionsian economy, worth 560 trillion Tions a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 169,946 Tions, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Drivers regularly pull over for nonexistent police cars, the government merely sends empty platitudes whenever natural disasters strike foreign nations, out-of-work actors say they can't complain, and passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Andstions's national animal is the Black Panther, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Andstions is ranked 179,419th in the world and 4,500th in The North Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 553.71 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 611thMost Valuable International Artwork: 961stMost Influential: 1,176thTop
Most Secular: 3,907thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,815thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,011thMost Armed: 6,324thHealthiest Citizens: 6,777thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,257thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,122ndLowest Crime Rates: 8,237thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,262ndBest Weather: 9,636thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,808thMost Developed: 9,871stSmartest Citizens: 10,056thHighest Food Quality: 10,789thLargest Governments: 10,945thMost Efficient Economies: 11,720thMost Inclusive: 11,799thMost Patriotic: 11,830thHighest Average Incomes: 13,876thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,085thTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 15,321stHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,428thSafest: 16,088thMost Cultured: 16,240thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,855thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,129thNicest Citizens: 17,224thMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,349thLargest Retail Industry: 22,198thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 23,828thLargest Welfare Programs: 23,913thMost Subsidized Industry: 24,110thMost Advanced Public Education: 24,217thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 25,221stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 29,327th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 116th in the regionMost Secular: 178th in the regionMost Armed: 186th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 223rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 312th in the regionMost Influential: 323rd in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 374th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 379th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 405th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 416th in the regionMost Patriotic: 416th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 433rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 465th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 471st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 496th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 498th in the regionBest Weather: 523rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 535th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 539th in the regionLargest Governments: 540th in the regionMost Developed: 556th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 604th in the regionMost Inclusive: 634th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 653rd in the regionMost Average: 682nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 692nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Andstions was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Andstions, passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life.
  • : Following new legislation in Andstions, out-of-work actors say they can't complain.
  • : Following new legislation in Andstions, the government merely sends empty platitudes whenever natural disasters strike foreign nations.
  • : Following new legislation in Andstions, drivers regularly pull over for nonexistent police cars.
  • : Following new legislation in Andstions, the tightness of border controls in Andstions leave a little to be desired.
  • : Andstions endorsed The Protectorate of Castle In Confidence.
  • : Andstions voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Cannibalism Act".
  • : Andstions was endorsed by The Protectorate of Castle In Confidence.
  • : Andstions endorsed The Man With Red Right Hand of Notyoutopia.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 207 » Tachycardia, Pallaith, United States of Dictators, Aerilia, Bankowiata, Shibutani, Ethnon, Aenglaland, The Rhein States, Yaorozu, Corfad, Great Bights Mum, Omicron Persei V111, Koda-Land, Former English Colony, Kwaj, KAP03land, Joodey, Filibustra, Inspiratus, Pazair, Siwale, Frances Francis the First of France, Xagill, Varisland, Regallio, Oannia, Sojenre, Sil Dorsett, Loutsland, Rainengrad, Dreadton, North Bratislava, Prevaland, ForestMythal, Tsandonown, Kranostav, Wisconsota, Trillius, Cobolica, Nationeer, Thought Obliteration, Omnistria, Simone Republic, Piura, Zyvetskistaahn, Eurochina, Miyasaka, Unshleepd, Sechiole, and 157 others.Liberepublia, Hopenadya, Antiyard, Meadowfields, Hiyzis, Cartures, Coffee Drinker, Altivia, Northern Socialist Council Republics, The Austro Germanic Union, Parpyduckland, Holy Marcus Empire, Wineclaw, Napnomadia, Merconitonitopia, TyGerria, Chipoli, The Arverni Lands, The Zheng Dynasty, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Austro-Bavarian States, Davidianian, PotatoFarmers, Intion North, Radicaster, Greater Cesnica, Wolffoxia, Maott, New-Ferytland, Cult of Silence, New Trisone, Darkanistan, Exkosia, Lemonbiscuits, Stud Hoy, Arucaria, Russila, Transitional Global Authority, Greater Pittsburgh, Racoda, Wilkshire, Aguaria Major, Technocratic-european Countries, Vlenkenov, The northern Polish territories, Dem Republic of Romania, Kappacon, Tenana, Gendirt, AmManies, Etanur, Laforeia, Old Emporia, TamilPesum, Mataramsunda, PlanetMercury, Kandorith, Pyos Ter, New Lakemba, Nouvel Empire, Coalition of Gedran, Jeltronian WA Mission, IHateRights, Eternal Dominion, Horrorlandian State, Harjad, Aurasreich, Esperonia, Blyskalia, Crilland, Free State Of Wrangler Island, Halleffle, Pradovnia, Attempted Socialism, Ellbonnia, Velikaya Arstotzka, Unsophisticate, Doichtland, Reich German, Andanavia, Federation of Vanguard, Pinky Queen, The Jerichowan Country, Gorundu, Iespao, Khoik, West Nymullers, Votak Matim, Territorio di Nessuno, Zerentopia, Snipland, Elliniki Dhmokratia, Southern Moosetopia, Ibra, Singamadri, AE2022, Soviet Terran, Frontia, The Three Moutains, Pineappleistania, Mallyna, Cinnibar, The Galactic Triumvirate, Perikuresu, Marlducro, Advancia-Sizzletown, Wafornes, Laurendon, Nusantara Indonesian, Catalis, Segesta, Polgaria, Mechenland, South Parter, United Orange Valley States, Deliber, Kasazzastan, Atrito, 5 Kingdoms of Britannia, Unimaginable Doom, Northern-Kempia, Frieszia, New Atlantico, The Secret Society of Zimbabwae2, Sanctum Teriaris, Empy, Lennie Briscoe, Kaschovia, Rex Republic, Burback, Roman Empire August, Batatoland Empire, Halsoni, Hulsport, Jenha, Tellurides, Dunwitkh, Bedsonya, Monorosa, Petronellania, Pulaukita, Murias, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Weistad, ZleekyGgh, Bemused Jellyfish, Unmet Player, Wadj Sefekh, Arawi, The Blind Side, Lionsroar, Ovekisu, Kosova, Great Ignesia, Evaelis, Notyoutopia, and Castle In Confidence.