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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 182ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 281stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 463rd
The Femboy Union of
Psychotic Dictatorship
It's not gay if he's cute.
Felix Argyle The Cutest of bois
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population8.696 billion

LeaderFelix Argyle The Cutest of bois
FaithThe Maid Miku Plushie


The Femboy Union of Argylia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Felix Argyle The Cutest of bois with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, punitive income tax rates, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.696 billion Argylians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Education are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Felixgrad. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 83.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Argylian economy, worth a remarkable 3,113 trillion Felixes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 358,008 Felixes, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

The Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent, the full title of Hon Felix Argyle The Cutest of bois Vcte Mgve MF FUALM GCAE runs to several pages, groups of government workers are declared protected tribes if they venture too deep into the Capitol, and men who wear pink are seen as dangerously unmanly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Argylia's national animal is the Neko, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Maid Miku Plushie.

Argylia is ranked 284,232nd in the world and 11,199th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 6.47 Obesity Rate.

Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 182ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 281stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 463rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 695thLargest Insurance Industry: 787thLargest Black Market: 987thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,094thMost Armed: 1,094thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,136thMost Secular: 1,178thMost Patriotic: 1,335thHighest Average Incomes: 1,361stMost Influential: 1,373rdLargest Mining Sector: 1,659thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,629thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,788thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 3,378thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,481stMost Avoided: 5,468thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,504thLargest Governments: 5,642ndHighest Economic Output: 5,835thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,379thLowest Crime Rates: 6,656thLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,216thMost Conservative: 8,824thNudest: 10,255thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,200thMost Authoritarian: 11,957thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,691stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12,707thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,323rdTop
Most Efficient Economies: 16,193rdMost Subsidized Industry: 16,430thMost Stationary: 16,448thSmartest Citizens: 16,747thLargest Retail Industry: 21,656thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22,150thMost Developed: 26,143rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 29,439thRudest Citizens: 29,648th
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 28th in the regionLargest Black Market: 30th in the regionMost Armed: 33rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 38th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 39th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 46th in the regionMost Secular: 56th in the regionMost Patriotic: 58th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 60th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 80th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 84th in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 128th in the regionMost Avoided: 142nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 173rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 232nd in the regionNudest: 240th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 286th in the regionLargest Governments: 295th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 297th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 320th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 338th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 360th in the regionMost Conservative: 411th in the regionMost Influential: 419th in the regionMost Stationary: 435th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 470th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 520th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 533rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 549th in the regionRudest Citizens: 552nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 590th in the regionTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 618th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 668th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 680th in the regionLargest Populations: 772nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 778th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 860th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 983rd in the regionMost Extreme: 994th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,155th in the regionMost Developed: 1,159th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Argylia endorsed The Republic of Elliniki Dhmokratia.
  • : Argylia was endorsed by The Republic of Elliniki Dhmokratia.
  • : Following new legislation in Argylia, men who wear pink are seen as dangerously unmanly.
  • : Following new legislation in Argylia, groups of government workers are declared protected tribes if they venture too deep into the Capitol.
  • : Following new legislation in Argylia, the full title of Hon Felix Argyle The Cutest of bois Vcte Mgve MF FUALM GCAE runs to several pages.
  • : Following new legislation in Argylia, the Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent.
  • : Following new legislation in Argylia, the restriction that you must be over 1.1 metres tall to ride a carnotaurus has recently been waived.
  • : Argylia endorsed The Commonwealth of Thraece.
  • : Argylia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend A Leaf on the Wind".
  • : Argylia was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Thraece.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 232 » Aerilia, Frances Francis the First of France, The Rhein States, Shibutani, Bankowiata, Ethnon, Xagill, Yaorozu, Great Bights Mum, Varisland, Corfad, Omicron Persei V111, Kwaj, Koda-Land, Former English Colony, The Erie Doctrine, Aenglaland, Filibustra, Tachycardia, Inspiratus, Hulldom, Siwale, United States of Dictators, Sojenre, Sil Dorsett, Regallio, Notyoutopia, Pazair, Joodey, PotatoFarmers, Pallaith, Dreadton, Card Kingdom, Rainengrad, Sunto, North Bratislava, KAP03land, Flurbleland, Q w e r t y, Tsandonown, Kranostav, Heilhum Imperius, Bongo Mountain, Pinguioris, Wisconsota, Trillius, Cobolica, The Jerichowan Country, Ayuzhhhhh, Loutsland, and 182 others.Oannia, Votak Matim, Simone Republic, Omnistria, Bardopia, Toilet Man, Piura, Zyvetskistaahn, Perikuresu, Miyasaka, Communist Beijing Must be China, Nordic-British Union, Unshleepd, Ishtimbine, Amogus Sussy, Sea Star Islands, Antiyard, Prevaland, Sechiole, Hopenadya, Rezonovia, Meadowfields, Yokciq Empire, Choi Aeguka, SteelFists, Gragadoia, XD 2, Viridiann, Individualist Catopia, Agencourt, Cowbridge, Napnomadia, The Austro Germanic Union, Wineclaw, Artoriticitys, Parpyduckland, Holy Marcus Empire, Wilkshire, Merconitonitopia, Chipoli, Bud Prussia, Runeda, The Arverni Lands, Supreme Leader Hadrian, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Austro-Bavarian States, Unsophisticate, Atrito, Wooloo Unitedstrtes, Davidianian, Jorni, Intion North, Radicaster, Greater Cesnica, Travislavania, Wolffoxia, GrayingOut, The Serdey Islands, Liberate World Order, Maott, TyGerria, Ice and Tinian, New-Ferytland, Darkanistan, Cult of Silence, New Trisone, Exkosia, Nuclear Matter, Stud Hoy, Russila, Transitional Global Authority, Greater Pittsburgh, Nationeer, Etanur, Racoda, Valentine Z, Pichu23, Rinadia, Fruition, East Plate, Namwenia, Harjad, Winding Rain, Aguaria Major, Laurendon, Technocratic-european Countries, Starway, Catalis, Vlenkenov, Dem Republic of Romania, Fupiju, Theoros, Lennie Briscoe, The northern Polish territories, Laforeia, Evelyn Hugo, Federated Republic of Petosega, Lionsroar, PlanetMercury, The New NRA, Gort-8, Mataramsunda, Eggplant Island, Isle Ideal, Kandorith, Pyos Ter, Kitzgos, Xarikistan, New Lakemba, Nouvel Empire, Coalition of Gedran, Noradise, Seanat, Ereena, Republica Guilleana, Mitaboland, IHateRights, Jeltronian WA Mission, Melbournians, United free lands, Halleffle, Homosexual Shrooms, Attempted Socialism, Plangainer, Arostica, Mondstadtes KaiseReich, Arxa, Ellbonnia, Kelvaros Prime, Sou Avida, Federation of Vanguard, Velikaya Arstotzka, Constantinolia, Ser Enta, Blyskalia, Tape, Doichtland, Conklandi, Federal republic of wakanda, Luclisty, CHERN0BYL 2, The Tampa Bay Rays, Ekrund Greenskins, Zanderlock, Chechno-Kalimovski, Spacenerdtopia, Unite States of Europe, Androssian, Bibble the Puffball, Stranamesta 2, Pinky Queen, Reich German, Gorundu, Paladani, Freyhurstia, Quincy, Crownidonia, Iespao, Unitarian Universalism, Escotia, Texaska, Esperonia, PepperLen, Francois Isidore, Arucaria, Seenvorland, Territorio di Nessuno, Zerentopia, 1 very fast endotarter, Northern Fern Islands, Noiland, Saortia, Japhan, The Anddoran Commune, Ibra, Kosanx, Ahssn, Dantek, Southern Moosetopia, Mechenland, Thraece, and Elliniki Dhmokratia.