The Femboy Union of Argylia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Felix Argyle The Cutest of bois with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, punitive income tax rates, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.696 billion Argylians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Education are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Felixgrad. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 83.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Argylian economy, worth a remarkable 3,113 trillion Felixes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 358,008 Felixes, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

The Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent, the full title of Hon Felix Argyle The Cutest of bois Vcte Mgve MF FUALM GCAE runs to several pages, groups of government workers are declared protected tribes if they venture too deep into the Capitol, and men who wear pink are seen as dangerously unmanly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Argylia's national animal is the Neko, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Maid Miku Plushie.

Argylia is ranked 284,232^nd in the world and 11,199^th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 6.47 Obesity Rate.