The Democratic Republic of Bharathvarsh is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, compulsory military service, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 6.72 billion Bharathvasis have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bharathvarsh City. The average income tax rate is 84.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Bharathvarshian economy, worth a remarkable 1,140 trillion rupees a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 169,748 rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Disadvantaged youths often commit felonies to enhance their educational prospects, teenage fathers are forced to join the army, an increasing number of animal species are named 'Bob', and truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bharathvarsh's national animal is the lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Bharathvarsh is ranked 159,261^st in the world and 8,465^th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -422.31 on the Scary Big Number Scale.