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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 134thMost Rebellious Youth: 146thMost Influential: 399th
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Population37.362 billion

Currencymud patty

The Deluded Hypocrisy of Wisconsota is a gargantuan, genial nation, notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, hatred of cheese, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 37.362 billion Wisconsotans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, outspoken morass — prioritizes Education, although Social Policy, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but inefficient Wisconsotan economy, worth a remarkable 4,238 trillion mud patties a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 113,450 mud patties, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The constant playing of Merry Birthday on Wisconsotan radio has led to calls for the song to be classified as a crime against humanity, construction workers evacuate work sites after finding sharp rocks on the ground, no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed, and Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy. Crime is totally unknown. Wisconsota's national animal is the bapher, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wisconsota is ranked 1,028th in the world and 46th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 24,389.5 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 134thMost Rebellious Youth: 146thMost Influential: 399thMost Beautiful Environments: 869thSmartest Citizens: 873rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 955thLargest Welfare Programs: 973rdMost Advanced Public Education: 1,028thLargest Populations: 1,205thLargest Governments: 1,824thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,882ndMost Pacifist: 2,206thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,435thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,250thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,314thHighest Economic Output: 3,322ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,385thBest Weather: 3,468thNicest Citizens: 3,471stMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,909thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,021stSafest: 4,026thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,120thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,252ndMost Cultured: 4,435thHighest Food Quality: 6,384thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,704thMost Inclusive: 8,057thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,938thLowest Crime Rates: 11,284thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 14,598thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,684thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,084thMost Secular: 25,202nd
Most Rebellious Youth: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 18th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 41st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 46th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 46th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 52nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 52nd in the regionMost Influential: 88th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 96th in the regionLargest Governments: 98th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 101st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 106th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 118th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 128th in the regionMost Pacifist: 129th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 150th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 175th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 186th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 194th in the regionBest Weather: 194th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 198th in the regionNicest Citizens: 202nd in the regionSafest: 218th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 233rd in the regionMost Cultured: 236th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 372nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 425th in the regionNudest: 463rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 481st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 487th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 599th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 655th in the regionTop
Most Politically Free: 699th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 768th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 771st in the regionMost Stationary: 1,128th in the regionMost Secular: 1,188th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1,217th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1,391st in the region

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