by Max Barry

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Most Rebellious Youth: 136thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 146thMost Influential: 352nd
The Deluded Hypocrisy of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
The Map is Not the Territory
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
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Population33.281 billion

Currencymud patty

The Deluded Hypocrisy of Wisconsota is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its national health service, complete lack of prisons, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 33.281 billion Wisconsotans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, outspoken morass — prioritizes Education, with Social Policy, Welfare, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but inefficient Wisconsotan economy, worth a remarkable 3,229 trillion mud patties a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 97,034 mud patties, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Royalist is the most offensive slur in the Wisconsotan language, the constant playing of Merry Birthday on Wisconsotan radio has led to calls for the song to be classified as a crime against humanity, construction workers evacuate work sites after finding sharp rocks on the ground, and no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed. Crime is totally unknown. Wisconsota's national animal is the bapher, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wisconsota is ranked 207,812th in the world and 10,027th in The North Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -19.15 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Most Rebellious Youth: 136thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 146thMost Influential: 352ndSmartest Citizens: 781stMost Beautiful Environments: 815thHighest Average Tax Rates: 833rdLargest Welfare Programs: 1,264thLargest Populations: 1,266thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,349thLargest Governments: 1,571stMost Advanced Public Education: 1,587thMost Pacifist: 1,834thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,305thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,803rdNicest Citizens: 2,833rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,902ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,161stHighest Economic Output: 3,675thBest Weather: 3,754thSafest: 3,965thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,000thMost Cultured: 4,201stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,212thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,641stMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,009thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,456thMost Inclusive: 6,918thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 10,511thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,478thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,601stMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,830thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,003rdMost Politically Free: 20,220thNudest: 20,628th
Most Rebellious Youth: 8th in the regionLargest Populations: 20th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 39th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 46th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 49th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 52nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 67th in the regionLargest Governments: 78th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 83rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 98th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 102nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 107th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 108th in the regionMost Pacifist: 122nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 130th in the regionNicest Citizens: 169th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 177th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 192nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 200th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 202nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 207th in the regionBest Weather: 213th in the regionMost Cultured: 215th in the regionSafest: 216th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 219th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 281st in the regionMost Inclusive: 422nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 479th in the regionNudest: 501st in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 512th in the regionMost Politically Free: 587th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 724th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 737th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 775th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 479 » Steampunk Ariel, The Rhein States, Territorio di Nessuno, Trillius, Unimaginable Doom, Great Bights Mum, Napnomadia, Sundred, Kwaj, Dar es Saalam, Omnistria, Egalico, North Bratislava, El Fiji Grande, PlanetPunk, Koda-Land, Ethnon, Corfad, Notyoutopia, Frances Francis the First of France, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Siwale, Shibutani, Acrabinnia, Shadowrik, Plangainer, Sil Dorsett, Pallaith, Unsophisticate, Newpromisedland, Sunto, United Draconia, Yaorozu, Maott, Wineclaw, Guer Aike, New Pruessen, Holy Oranz, Kasazzastan, Selfgradatude, Dreadton, Buckerino, Haor Chall, Nakayo, 1 very fast endotarter, Pasargad, Moubarakistan, Valhalla123, Wilkshire, Niradans, and 429 others.British Pacific Islands, Loutsland, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Zokk, Noahs Second Country, Former English Colony, Alpinea, Xentherida, Astrind, Joodey, Zumlandia, Kobagia, Orado, New Trisone, Glurponia, Abject Ludicrosity, Prydania, Aetulia, Banabistan, Cors Evia, Andonia, Pauliestien, 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Anne Hathaway, Tarr-Nation, The Reorganized Arctic Territories, The AP Republic, VietAnhland, Srpski Novo Zelandjani, Soviet Terran, Supreme Leader Hadrian, San Gavino, Moose repupblic, Freyford, The Windmilluminati, Old Emporia, Virillum, Preble, Sunaiya, United States of Americanas, Quentiam Viventem, Partax, The Bureaucratic Territories, The Austro Germanic Union, The English Alliance, Fel Imass, Vexilia, Tachycardia, Vernest Quill, SORT, Union of the Oriental States, Manticore utopia, Malta Comino Gozo, The Sinclarian Provinces, Walter Jackson, Eteles, The Real Ram Ranch, Tellavinna, Nordic-British Union, Solidair, Wooleystan, The O C, Montarc, Neniustato, Marmiedon, Serendipita Martia, Palenhold, Phoronu, Tianqing, United States of Medford, The Iron Lions, Ereena, Necromonia, Viridiann, The Lucky but Unfortunate Wanderers, The Most Freedom Ever, Solmetria, Clan Spaniel, Gnomewatchers, North Armatas, Potatolandium, ZimRobwe, Phualand, Venezuelia, Revolutionary Sealand, Kingdom Of 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Fluffy Noodles, The United States of Nuclear Weapons, Okramija, Arizona Zervas, Wurplestan, U S Eh, Terra Aquilon, Alyrria, The Empire of the Federation, The Serdey Islands, Old Republic of Greece, Rescadra, AAA Provisional Empire, Eastern Auroria, Astronomical, Zeternia, Solimun, Illusia and Neverendia, Kargestan, New Biryukova, Fauzjhia, Greater Pittsburgh, Zupla, The Ricebenders, Ivy Rekkia, Visburgh, Mesopotama, PortvgaI, Frostcell, Sikol, Sodlad, Complex Reveal, Saperisole, Zzozona, Aoncarpa, Catalis, Iztocna Slavija, Harveney, Sunnaria, Solcius, Mouva Crishia, Nyvelf, Integriata, Fully-Autonomous Gay-Space Luxury, Capreadonia, Qetrela, Cartures, Yellops, Veast, The Turkish workers of Europe, I Like Killing people, Chappers, Oceanialia, The Calabash Protectorate, True Equality For All, Navsland, Montinario, Paul Pasch, Termathe, Smesh, Pelican Isands, Seprogo, Timothea, Asoc lon, Plutayah, Jaemir, European Nutella, Hopsin, Sattelbach, Artemis Selene, Tribal state of Charelis, 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