The Deluded Hypocrisy of Wisconsota is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 27.288 billion Wisconsotans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — prioritizes Education, although Social Policy, Welfare, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. The income tax rate is 100.0%.

The enormous but inefficient Wisconsotan economy, worth a remarkable 2,978 trillion mud patties a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 109,137 mud patties, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Wisconsotan Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances, political satirists and late night comedians weep as the government begins cleaning up its act, bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes, and politicians tend to jump ship to whichever party is currently leading in the polls. Crime is totally unknown. Wisconsota's national animal is the bapher, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wisconsota is ranked 167,526^th in the world and 8,578^th in The North Pacific for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -33.85 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.