by Max Barry

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Most Rebellious Youth: 130th Smartest Citizens: 634th Most Beautiful Environments: 746th
The Deluded Hypocrisy of
Civil Rights Lovefest
The Map is Not the Territory
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Deck


Population29.791 billion


Currencymud patty

The Deluded Hypocrisy of Wisconsota is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 29.791 billion Wisconsotans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — prioritizes Education, with Social Policy, Welfare, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but inefficient Wisconsotan economy, worth a remarkable 3,034 trillion mud patties a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 101,870 mud patties, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Wisconsotan Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances, political satirists and late night comedians weep as the government begins cleaning up its act, bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes, and politicians tend to jump ship to whichever party is currently leading in the polls. Crime is totally unknown. Wisconsota's national animal is the bapher, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wisconsota is ranked 165,943rd in the world and 9,692nd in The North Pacific for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring -9.61 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.

Most Rebellious Youth: 130thSmartest Citizens: 634thMost Beautiful Environments: 746thHighest Average Tax Rates: 780thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 884thMost Influential: 975thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,145thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,262ndMost Advanced Public Education: 1,304thLargest Populations: 1,335thLargest Governments: 1,469thTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 1,805thMost Pacifist: 2,072ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,275thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,421stNicest Citizens: 2,544thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,552ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,725thHighest Economic Output: 2,972ndLargest Publishing Industry: 3,911thSafest: 4,153rdMost Cultured: 4,210thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,212thBest Weather: 4,405thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,946thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,632ndMost Inclusive: 6,407thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,051stTop
Nudest: 10,998thLowest Crime Rates: 11,550thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,670thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,548th
Most Rebellious Youth: 7th in the regionLargest Populations: 21st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 24th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 34th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 41st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 51st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 62nd in the regionLargest Governments: 69th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 74th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 82nd in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 104th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 106th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 107th in the regionMost Pacifist: 109th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 123rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 137th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 154th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 177th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 179th in the regionMost Cultured: 200th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 206th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 206th in the regionSafest: 209th in the regionBest Weather: 244th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 287th in the regionNudest: 328th in the regionMost Influential: 349th in the regionMost Inclusive: 391st in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 547th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 589th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 698th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 784th in the region

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