The Deluded Hypocrisy of Wisconsota is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 26.785 billion Wisconsotans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — prioritizes Education, although Social Policy, Welfare, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 99.9%.

The enormous but inefficient Wisconsotan economy, worth a remarkable 2,856 trillion mud patties a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 106,645 mud patties, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes, the Wisconsotan Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances, political satirists and late night comedians weep as the government begins cleaning up its act, and bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes. Crime is totally unknown. Wisconsota's national animal is the bapher, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wisconsota is ranked 159,198^th in the world and 8,395^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -1005.38 on the Hayek Index.