by Max Barry

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Most Rebellious Youth: 130th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 235th Most Influential: 541st
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Population29.235 billion


Currencymud patty

The Deluded Hypocrisy of Wisconsota is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, smutty television, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 29.235 billion Wisconsotans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — prioritizes Education, with Social Policy, Welfare, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but inefficient Wisconsotan economy, worth a remarkable 3,056 trillion mud patties a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 104,564 mud patties, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Wisconsotan Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances, political satirists and late night comedians weep as the government begins cleaning up its act, bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes, and politicians tend to jump ship to whichever party is currently leading in the polls. Crime is totally unknown. Wisconsota's national animal is the bapher, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wisconsota is ranked 60,737th in the world and 2,984th in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,340.53 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Most Rebellious Youth: 130thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 235thMost Influential: 541stSmartest Citizens: 614thMost Beautiful Environments: 740thHighest Average Tax Rates: 776thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,081stMost Advanced Public Education: 1,202ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,235thLargest Populations: 1,341stLargest Governments: 1,459thTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 1,815thMost Pacifist: 2,090thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,275thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,355thNicest Citizens: 2,500thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,612thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,653rdHighest Economic Output: 2,798thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,671stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,011thMost Cultured: 4,243rdSafest: 4,327thBest Weather: 4,769thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,798thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,547thMost Inclusive: 6,426thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,657thTop
Nudest: 10,516thLowest Crime Rates: 11,589thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,969thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,413th
Most Rebellious Youth: 7th in the regionLargest Populations: 20th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 24th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 33rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 40th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 45th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 51st in the regionLargest Governments: 61st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 69th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 75th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 97th in the regionMost Pacifist: 103rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 106th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 106th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 127th in the regionNicest Citizens: 129th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 142nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 154th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 162nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 165th in the regionMost Influential: 174th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 188th in the regionMost Cultured: 197th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 198th in the regionSafest: 214th in the regionBest Weather: 248th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 255th in the regionNudest: 311th in the regionMost Inclusive: 380th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 525th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 638th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 738th in the region

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 257 » Pallaith, Arrivederci, Diche Choklate, Dreylus, Dopeland420, Erwo Stal, McMasterdonia, Cloydicia, Bellavia, Universal State Formula, Bothia, Changjo, Inner Wilia Sch, Elevation, Siwale, Deerfenland, Corfad, Anarchy for people, Han Ful, Chukstik Illahi, Dejure, Govornia, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Felpolandia, Boadiccea, Avornica, East Wushen, Notyoutopia, Constantinolia, Azurius, Amerian States, Helix Labs, Former English Colony, Gladio II, Azura Palatina, Get Away From Me, Humptalumpta, Shibutani, Edon-Ko, Dodione, Elvero, Giganato, Azzarel, Buckerino, Dicko, Yaorozu, Aroa, Sunto, David Davidson, Democratic Duch Vartahreors, and 207 others.The Windmilluminati, Selfgradatude, Gameindustrial Empire, Guslantis, Territorio di Nessuno, Detrivania, Mahsoobia, Sil Dorsett, Shin-Hachioji, Bonjoura, Boggovia, Chamocha, Kwaj, Great Bights Mum, Bayern-Straubing, Mzeusia, Alarys, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Frances Francis the First of France, PlanetPunk, Sheppey, Yukti, Unimaginable Doom, Great and Glorious Martese Unionins, THX1138, Equestrian Commonwealth, Shadowrik, Municipality of Baria and Vungtau, Caldysia, Victoriaans Nederlands, Kylesburgh, Wineclaw, Koda-Land, Pizza Squared, Dantre, Cookiesia, Albacria, Tyroshh, Highton Islands, Holy Oranz, Apetopia, Californian Redwood, Pauxia, Suicidistan, Neo-Philadelphia, Justinisches Reich, Xinchao, Marxist Luxembourg, Malta Comino Gozo, Kubrostavsria, New Trisone, New Fingland, New Cataria, New Seaview Cove, Mecca-Switzerland, Misthas, Empy, Misuvelia, Manticore utopia, Jontopiary, Neo Hungarica, Nikhilesh23, Kulgatha, JAOECW536, KEP77, Novo England, North Armatas, Northern Glory, Kolorland, Moubarakistan, Karazan, United Draconia, Necromonia, Kelvaros Prime, IRELAND ROI, Lemonbiscuits, Musselshell, Nyvan, The Gamer Party, Lordelles, Maott, Q w e r t y, Batdaviea, Joseph World, Tredano, Kundam, Eravonia, Whereisthatistan, Racoda, Grimrholm, Sacrento, Ayylienz, The Mace Kingdom, Rajan Pradesh, Sanjurika, Diodone, Ladesha, Atain, Zeternia, ABC, Sundred, Montegan, Liberentis, Quranite, RaRaRasputinn, Zokk, Blackwood Coast, The United States of Romania, Ethnon, Alsace and Lorraine United, Waterma, I am the one who knocks, Ozstan, Prydania, Panama Coalition, Phualand, The Lucky but Unfortunate Wanderers, Western Vapia, ZimRobwe, Semailand, Ostrolia, Wilkshire, Rouene, Ice and Tinian, Westfacto, Reylands, Wunderstrafanstalt, Phoronu, Sevmenika, Prickly Town, Virion-Alesse, TerranulliuZ, Triekru, Palanyag, Vivanco, United States of Medford, Sireco, Walter Jackson, Oriplate, United States of Americanas, United Republic Greliser, Super California, Sea Ghost, Palisede, Uruguayan, Vincone Cae, Pleroma Sans Romans, The Curry Islands, Vexilia, Outer Egorniand, Zupla, Yarecir, The Bureaucratic Territories, SORT, Old Emporia, United Soma, Tianqing, Provincias Unidas del Plata, The Iron Lions, Staniel, Valenair, The FNBs, Wooleystan, Suraria, Thoets, Sylcar, Plumas, The Transhuman Union, Potatolandium, Unsophisticate, Zankioa, The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada, Soviet Terran, Srpski Novo Zelandjani, Ribbleton, Republic of Dixie, Abject Ludicrosity, Osburmergortionadocaopia, The Kyziban Islands, The Free Californian People, Omeda, Sahriastan, East Darlown Zamatraporia, Rochester Black, Perennial Quest, Gooboistkoyt, Aenglaland, ShortBusCrashed, Jalyort Empire, Ostrekoj, Pradovnia, Rogue 1880, Xentherida, Snowclap, GeauxBeaux, Bharathvarsh, El Fiji Grande, Kobagia, Shaun, Amestris-Britannia, Snoodum, Dar es Saalam, Abrickhouse, Bridger-Teton, Democritus, Maj Tonia Godgueeber, and Papika.

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