The Deluded Hypocrisy of Wisconsota is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 35.331 billion Wisconsotans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, outspoken morass — prioritizes Education, although Social Policy, Welfare, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. The income tax rate is 100%.

The Wisconsotan economy, worth a remarkable 4,154 trillion mud patties a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 117,593 mud patties, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Royalist is the most offensive slur in the Wisconsotan language, the constant playing of Merry Birthday on Wisconsotan radio has led to calls for the song to be classified as a crime against humanity, construction workers evacuate work sites after finding sharp rocks on the ground, and no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed. Crime is totally unknown. Wisconsota's national animal is the bapher, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wisconsota is ranked 219,718^th in the world and 8,259^th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -356.52 on the Scary Big Number Scale.