by Max Barry

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Most Rebellious Youth: 135th Smartest Citizens: 694th Most Beautiful Environments: 778th
The Deluded Hypocrisy of
Civil Rights Lovefest
The Map is Not the Territory
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population30.843 billion


Currencymud patty

The Deluded Hypocrisy of Wisconsota is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, complete lack of prisons, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 30.843 billion Wisconsotans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — prioritizes Education, with Social Policy, Welfare, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but inefficient Wisconsotan economy, worth a remarkable 3,103 trillion mud patties a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 100,629 mud patties, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Wisconsotan Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances, political satirists and late night comedians weep as the government begins cleaning up its act, bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes, and politicians tend to jump ship to whichever party is currently leading in the polls. Crime is totally unknown. Wisconsota's national animal is the bapher, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wisconsota is ranked 169,268th in the world and 9,092nd in The North Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -25.35 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Most Rebellious Youth: 135thSmartest Citizens: 694thMost Beautiful Environments: 778thHighest Average Tax Rates: 836thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,150thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,318thLargest Populations: 1,323rdMost Advanced Public Education: 1,351stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,510thLargest Governments: 1,531stTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 1,849thMost Influential: 1,904thMost Pacifist: 2,054thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,217thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,419thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,464thNicest Citizens: 2,548thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,773rdHighest Economic Output: 3,178thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,925thSafest: 4,099thMost Cultured: 4,139thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,147thBest Weather: 4,157thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,856thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,150thMost Inclusive: 6,357thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,678thNudest: 11,350thLowest Crime Rates: 11,431stHighest Poor Incomes: 14,101stMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,470th
Most Rebellious Youth: 7th in the regionLargest Populations: 21st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 29th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 44th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 46th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 58th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 63rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 76th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 80th in the regionLargest Governments: 84th in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 107th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 112th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 115th in the regionMost Pacifist: 119th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 133rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 157th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 169th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 171st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 173rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 197th in the regionMost Cultured: 198th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 214th in the regionBest Weather: 229th in the regionSafest: 234th in the regionNudest: 350th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 354th in the regionMost Inclusive: 393rd in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 563rd in the regionMost Influential: 715th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 759th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 784th in the region

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