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Rudest Citizens: 532ndHighest Crime Rates: 662ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,056th
The United States of
Anarchy
Well, we'd better replace it, then.
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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Randoes

Population907 million

CapitalFjords
Leaderyour mom

Currencyruble
Animalparrot

The United States of Randoes is a huge, socially progressive nation, ruled by your mom with a fair hand, and remarkable for its flagrant waste-dumping, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 907 million Randoesians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fjords. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Rando economy, worth 128 trillion rubles a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 142,048 rubles, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 967,723 per year while the poor average 7,585, a ratio of 127 to 1.

Terrorists are on a first name basis with the officials that stamp their passports, stylish juvenile delinquents are highly overrepresented in fatal motorcycle accidents, Fjords has restaurants serving every meat from aardvark to zebra, and brain injury is seen as a desirable outcome rather than a side effect of contact sports. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Randoes's national animal is the parrot, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Randoes is ranked 662nd in the world and 29th in The North Pacific for Highest Crime Rates, with 70.42 crimes per hour.

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Rudest Citizens: 532ndHighest Crime Rates: 662ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,056thMost Armed: 1,184thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,186thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,272ndMost Avoided: 1,282ndFattest Citizens: 1,525thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,674thMost Pro-Market: 1,696thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,024thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,221stLargest Retail Industry: 2,380thHighest Drug Use: 2,393rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,601stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,608thTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 2,982ndMost Influential: 3,145thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,177thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,119thLargest Mining Sector: 7,180thNudest: 9,988thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11,549thTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 15,669thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 15,858thHighest Average Incomes: 17,370thMost Corrupt Governments: 19,495thMost Politically Free: 20,609thMost Extreme: 22,834thMost Secular: 23,094thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 26,177thMost Scientifically Advanced: 26,898th
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Most Pro-Market: 21st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 29th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 37th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 37th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 38th in the regionRudest Citizens: 39th in the regionMost Armed: 44th in the regionMost Avoided: 44th in the regionFattest Citizens: 56th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 62nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 64th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 66th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 82nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 96th in the regionMost Politically Free: 109th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 115th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 116th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 120th in the regionTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 175th in the regionNudest: 264th in the regionMost Extreme: 325th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 422nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 444th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 552nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 554th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 582nd in the regionTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 739th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 775th in the regionMost Influential: 785th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,079th in the regionMost Secular: 1,090th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1,125th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,211th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,257th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,350th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,397th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Randoes was endorsed by The Free Land of Aermolia.
  • : Following new legislation in Randoes, brain injury is seen as a desirable outcome rather than a side effect of contact sports.
  • : Randoes voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Safe Disposal of Nuclear Waste".
  • : Randoes was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Pro-Market, Most World Assembly Endorsements, Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, and Largest Pizza Delivery Sector and the Top 10% for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Following new legislation in Randoes, Fjords has restaurants serving every meat from aardvark to zebra.
  • : Following new legislation in Randoes, stylish juvenile delinquents are highly overrepresented in fatal motorcycle accidents.
  • : Randoes voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Confederacy of Layem".
  • : Randoes endorsed The Commonwealth of Cowbridge.
  • : Randoes was endorsed by The Kingdom of The Zheng Dynasty.
  • : Randoes was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Cowbridge.

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