by Max Barry

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Rudest Citizens: 115thHighest Crime Rates: 189thHighest Drug Use: 193rd
The United Christmas States of
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Population4.784 billion

Leaderyour mom

CurrencyGold Bars

The United Christmas States of Randoes is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by your mom with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, sprawling nuclear power plants, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 4.784 billion Randoesians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fjords. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Rando economy, worth a remarkable 1,166 trillion Gold Bars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 243,851 Gold Bars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,533,238 per year while the poor average 16,337, a ratio of 93.8 to 1.

Teach an angler how to phish and he can make a living, people are always complaining about dam builders running behind schedule, they say that Randoesians made a dessert and called it peace, and nuclear physics is the most popular course at university. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Randoes's national animal is the hamster, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Randoes is ranked 1,211th in the world and 32nd in The North Pacific for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 1.53 million Standard Monetary Units.

Rudest Citizens: 115thHighest Crime Rates: 189thHighest Drug Use: 193rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 236thMost Armed: 267thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 271stMost Avoided: 348thFattest Citizens: 363rdLargest Gambling Industry: 434thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 442ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 615thLargest Retail Industry: 697thMost Rebellious Youth: 990thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,051stHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,068thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,211thMost Influential: 1,444thTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,952ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,063rdLargest Mining Sector: 4,221stHighest Average Incomes: 5,665thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,155thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,512thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,986thMost Efficient Economies: 7,893rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8,392ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,860thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,674thMost Inclusive: 14,266thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 14,907thNudest: 15,396thMost Secular: 19,134thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 22,746thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 22,949thMost Pro-Market: 23,857thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 23,945thHighest Economic Output: 24,143rdMost Extreme: 24,869thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 24,966thMost Politically Free: 25,554th
Rudest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 6th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 9th in the regionMost Armed: 12th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 12th in the regionFattest Citizens: 13th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 14th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 15th in the regionMost Avoided: 15th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 26th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 30th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 31st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 32nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 43rd in the regionTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 68th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 79th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 93rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 101st in the regionMost Politically Free: 119th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 141st in the regionMost Extreme: 148th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 156th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 190th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 195th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 216th in the regionNudest: 281st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 314th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 341st in the regionMost Influential: 343rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 350th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 351st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 475th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 561st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 570th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 599th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 603rd in the regionMost Secular: 647th in the region

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