The United States of Randoes is a huge, socially progressive nation, ruled by your mom with a fair hand, and remarkable for its flagrant waste-dumping, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 907 million Randoesians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fjords. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Rando economy, worth 128 trillion rubles a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 142,048 rubles, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 967,723 per year while the poor average 7,585, a ratio of 127 to 1.

Terrorists are on a first name basis with the officials that stamp their passports, stylish juvenile delinquents are highly overrepresented in fatal motorcycle accidents, Fjords has restaurants serving every meat from aardvark to zebra, and brain injury is seen as a desirable outcome rather than a side effect of contact sports. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Randoes's national animal is the parrot, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Randoes is ranked 662^nd in the world and 29^th in The North Pacific for Highest Crime Rates, with 70.42 crimes per hour.