The Republic of Galbadiana is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Juan Lennon-Mercury with an even hand, and notable for its digital currency, public floggings, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 1.345 billion Galbadianans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Administration, and Welfare are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 36.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Galbadianan economy, worth 70.5 trillion Johnsons a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Basket Weaving, and Retail. Average income is 52,428 Johnsons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Political candidates must be personally vetted by Juan Lennon-Mercury, appliance stores are finding spy cameras embedded in their unboxed merchandise, sex offenders find themselves cut off from the ability to repeat their crimes, and the endangered saltwater humpback Unicorn is only seen in captivity programs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Galbadiana's national animal is the Unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Galbadiana is ranked 109,423^rd in the world and 5,340^th in The North Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 52,428.8 Standard Monetary Units.