The Republic of Galbadiana is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Juan Lennon-Mercury with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, digital currency, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 2.189 billion Galbadianans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Administration, and Welfare also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 46.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Galbadianan economy, worth 107 trillion Johnsons a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Basket Weaving, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 49,093 Johnsons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Calling dibs is an unalienable right, euthanasia is illegal, graffiti graces every city's streets, and male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Galbadiana's national animal is the Unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Galbadiana is ranked 30,974^th in the world and 1,626^th in The North Pacific for Most Inclusive, scoring 122 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.