The Holy Empire of New New New Alabama is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by William Williams with an iron fist, and renowned for its digital currency, zero percent divorce rate, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.071 billion New New New Alabamans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New New New Montgomery. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 79.8%.

The frighteningly efficient New New New Alabaman economy, worth a remarkable 1,328 trillion Stepsisters a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 187,932 Stepsisters, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 628,635 per year while the poor average 41,762, a ratio of 15.1 to 1.

Corporations claim the third ounce of any metal traded in a wicker-cone on the Sunday of a full moon as a charitable expense, the sun rises an hour later on border communities, agricultural science is the most competitive subject at universities, and singles on the dating scene no longer worry about looking their age. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New New New Alabama's national animal is the Fried Chicken, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Jesus.

New New New Alabama is ranked 140,740^th in the world and 2,839^th in The North Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 37,962.44 Standard Monetary Units.