The Empire of Exkosia is a colossal, genial nation, remarkable for its national health service, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 6.142 billion Exkosians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Impridia. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Exkosian economy, worth 783 trillion guilders a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 127,625 guilders, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas, weekly religious services often resemble campaign rallies, passengers often cause a stink on public transport, and ten-year-olds regularly found their own political parties. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Exkosia's national animal is the honey badger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Exkosia is ranked 226,094^th in the world and 5,529^th in The North Pacific for Most Pro-Market, scoring 14.67 on the Rand Index.