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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,708thLargest Retail Industry: 3,105thMost Influential: 3,126th
The Kingdom of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
We Will Endure
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Shoinkwishima

Population3.407 billion

CapitalSaint Louis
LeaderDonte
FaithMuslim

CurrencyDollar
AnimalTiger

The Kingdom of Shoinkwishima is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Donte with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 3.407 billion Shoinkwishimen have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Louis. The average income tax rate is 90.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Shoinkwishiman economy, worth 602 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 176,716 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high, sleeping on the job is recommended, and the banshee wail foretells skies of death. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Shoinkwishima's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Muslim.

Shoinkwishima is ranked 156,426th in the world and 6,618th in the South Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 238.57 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,708thTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 3,105thMost Influential: 3,126thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,376thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,024thNicest Citizens: 5,079thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,477thMost Inclusive: 5,765thMost Developed: 6,145thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,590thMost Efficient Economies: 7,309thLargest Governments: 7,354thSmartest Citizens: 7,412thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,657thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,137thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,292ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,503rdHighest Poor Incomes: 8,695thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,051stHighest Food Quality: 9,361stMost Rebellious Youth: 9,532ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,727thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,167thHighest Average Incomes: 10,190thHealthiest Citizens: 10,258thLowest Crime Rates: 10,661stMost Advanced Public Education: 11,129thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,133rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,353rdTop
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Most Pacifist: 13,929thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,777thMost Secular: 17,467thMost Cultured: 18,910thMost Beautiful Environments: 21,709thMost Advanced Public Transport: 24,292ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 24,617th
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 85th in the regionTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 117th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 154th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 167th in the regionNicest Citizens: 176th in the regionMost Inclusive: 189th in the regionMost Developed: 192nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 200th in the regionLargest Governments: 203rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 216th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 223rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 224th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 225th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 242nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 245th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 247th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 257th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 258th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 270th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 274th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 277th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 299th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 302nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 302nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 312th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 320th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 324th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 351st in the regionMost Influential: 358th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 423rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 445th in the regionMost Average: 491st in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 544th in the regionMost Pacifist: 554th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 580th in the regionMost Cultured: 592nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 660th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 682nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 717th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 800th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 873rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 916th in the regionLargest Populations: 931st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Shoinkwishima, the banshee wail foretells skies of death.
  • : Following new legislation in Shoinkwishima, sleeping on the job is recommended.
  • : Shoinkwishima voted for the World Assembly Resolution "International Maxtopia Day".
  • : Following new legislation in Shoinkwishima, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high.
  • : Following new legislation in Shoinkwishima, mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation.
  • : Following new legislation in Shoinkwishima, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park.
  • : Following new legislation in Shoinkwishima, sexuality-questioning teenagers are placed in locked rooms with dirty magazines and lewd posters.
  • : Following new legislation in Shoinkwishima, official Sermon-Free Zones are set-up around the nation's hotels.
  • : Following new legislation in Shoinkwishima, the WhoTube comments section has gone strangely quiet.
  • : Following new legislation in Shoinkwishima, smoking is banned in public areas.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 128 » Kringalia, Amerion, Yaravia, Ever Testing, Tepertopia, Beblahbleblo, Land Without Shrimp, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Aidenfieeld, Bawkie, PenguinPies, Corgitopiaa, Chernaya Zvezda, Bleakfoot, Tsunamy, Arscanesia, Eleuthelrium, Sedunn, Wehraboos, Andinla, Ebonhand, Farengeto, Holy Free, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Venezia Pacifica, Cereskia 2, Blancemon, Brazilian impero2, Flumenvallis, Concrete Slab, Esterwood, Makinius, Volaworand, Froshar, Leimarite Empire, Nowa Europa, Ostavaria, Baron Ungern and Tzar Nicholas, Great Lothian, Fake vietnam, Promised Islands, The Solar System Scope, Gatalian, Nova Montron, Alienware Keyboards, Curlyhoward, Rebel-topia, The Two Jerseys, Tyflugian, New Cons Ryaklant, and 78 others.The Stolen Lands, Darakin, Mapico, New American Dictatorship, Bonobiana, Erstavik, Tyrantistica, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Jehenna, Oreo States, Bistritza, Skaladoria, A leftover country, Dankstergrad, A Place Somewhere, The Hinuan Empire, Ancient Slobovia, Oppalli, Kiasu-ism, Antarctic Empires, Society of Likeminded Individuals, Bear Connors Paradiso, Antwerpen1, Shefino, Blondiesland, Saint Roberts, Yellunstryer, Allo Islan Knius, Myness, Atomic Garden, Abarri, Centristvill, Maeiland, Gennaretia, Canmore, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, Jostin, Albeville, Nidon, Eae, Novalunosis, Jammlandia, Rad Asia, RestartAll, Numano, Shadeth, Walloonia, Treir, Democratic Chanum Ter Heak, North Kanuckistan, Calistan, Khal Papax, Proctethia, Sanden, Driodal, Dupanda, Taigama, Kanatian Percocet, Rhetiaa, Petea, Eggraria, South Pacifican Kilendjj, Zamkadishi, LadyRebels, Nouvel Empire, Sureiya, Winlah, Willing Mind, ARIAPOLIS01, Ardenswije, The Haughtherlands, Dakalian, Truskawkoland, MaPetiteFille, Evinea, TescoPepsi, Altnavia, and Los Rodeos.

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