by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 20thMost Influential: 363rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,344th
The Cat Pacific of
Psychotic Dictatorship
For Queen, Pride and Fatherland.
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Population1.235 billion

LeaderLisa Beatrix von Loewenstein


The Cat Pacific of Lionsroar is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Lisa Beatrix von Loewenstein with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, anti-smoking policies, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.235 billion Lionsroarians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Loewenburg. The average income tax rate is 73.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Lionsroarian economy, worth 186 trillion Loewentalers a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 150,918 Loewentalers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Corporate lawyers are joyfully combing through the new tax code for any new loopholes for their clients, mandatory blunting of cutlery has increased the popularity of soup-based meals, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling", and the justice of Lionsroar is considered superior to that of other nations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lionsroar's national animal is the Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Imperatia.

Lionsroar is ranked 191,797th in the world and 8,100th in The North Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 109.21 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 20thMost Influential: 363rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,344thTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 4,116thMost Patriotic: 4,389thMost Authoritarian: 6,890thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,107thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,434thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,239thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,692ndHealthiest Citizens: 9,020thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,792ndLargest Publishing Industry: 10,673rdLowest Crime Rates: 11,270thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,412thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,634thBest Weather: 14,001stTop
Most Conservative: 15,559thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,517thHighest Average Incomes: 16,523rdLargest Governments: 18,041stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,830thHighest Poor Incomes: 20,100thMost Beautiful Environments: 20,912thLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,042ndLargest Black Market: 21,626thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 23,590thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 25,135thSmartest Citizens: 25,245thHighest Average Tax Rates: 25,466thMost Advanced Public Education: 28,246th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 19th in the regionMost Influential: 78th in the regionTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 155th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 170th in the regionMost Patriotic: 195th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 225th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 250th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 278th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 282nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 296th in the regionLargest Black Market: 348th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 386th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 395th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 508th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 514th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 562nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 580th in the regionTop
Most Extreme: 637th in the regionBest Weather: 707th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 725th in the regionMost Conservative: 757th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 759th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 792nd in the regionLargest Governments: 849th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 921st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 936th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 977th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,011th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,011th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1,031st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,098th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1,181st in the region

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