The Cat Pacific of Lionsroar is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Lisa Beatrix von Loewenstein with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, anti-smoking policies, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.235 billion Lionsroarians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Loewenburg. The average income tax rate is 73.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Lionsroarian economy, worth 186 trillion Loewentalers a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 150,918 Loewentalers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Corporate lawyers are joyfully combing through the new tax code for any new loopholes for their clients, mandatory blunting of cutlery has increased the popularity of soup-based meals, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling", and the justice of Lionsroar is considered superior to that of other nations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lionsroar's national animal is the Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Imperatia.

Lionsroar is ranked 191,797^th in the world and 8,100^th in The North Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 109.21 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.