The Gònghéguó of Tanbearia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, pith helmet sales, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.121 billion Tanbearis love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xi'an. The average income tax rate is 87.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tanbeari economy, worth 581 trillion Gold yuan a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 141,093 Gold yuan, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pranking is an art form, Leader has been nicknamed 'Robomop', the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting, and signs saying "No Poor People or Weirdoes" are common outside shops and cafés. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tanbearia's national animal is the Qīnglóng, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Mínsú zōngjiào.

Tanbearia is ranked 13,494^th in the world and 3^rd in Sparkalia for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 6,760.42 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.