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Most Valuable International Artwork: 255thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 717thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,000th
The Feline of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Frightening
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Aenglaland

Population31.551 billion

CapitalAlexandria
LeaderLoh
FaithKittenismŪ

CurrencyGolden CatŪ
AnimalOriginal Cat

The Feline of Aenglaland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Loh with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The cheerful population of 31.551 billion Aeolians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alexandria. The average income tax rate is 91.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Aeolian economy, worth a remarkable 7,329 trillion Golden CatŪs a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 232,309 Golden CatŪs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

One complaint of Aenglaland's new periodic table is it's easy to confuse fearlessleaderium with gloriousleaderium, coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops, the justice of Aenglaland is considered superior to that of other nations, and government bureaucrats review designs for birdhouses to ensure they do not block the views of neighbors. Crime is totally unknown. Aenglaland's national animal is the Original Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is KittenismŪ.

Aenglaland is ranked 10,458th in the world and 470th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 116 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 255thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 717thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,000thLargest Black Market: 1,121stBest Weather: 1,142ndHighest Economic Output: 1,648thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,770thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,939thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,949thMost Secular: 2,141stMost Advanced Public Education: 2,414thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,449thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,649thMost Efficient Economies: 2,671stMost Influential: 2,928thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 3,074thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,284thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,581stLargest Populations: 3,688thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,929thMost Developed: 5,137thHealthiest Citizens: 5,687thHighest Food Quality: 5,873rdSmartest Citizens: 6,252ndHighest Average Incomes: 6,601stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,276thRudest Citizens: 8,161stLargest Governments: 8,199thMost Inclusive: 8,376thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,684thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,684thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,073rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,205thMost Cultured: 10,458thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,980thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 14,423rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14,439thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 15,960thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,975thMost Corrupt Governments: 16,531stNicest Citizens: 17,503rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 20,432ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 21,843rd
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 19th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 27th in the regionLargest Black Market: 34th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 39th in the regionLargest Populations: 43rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 50th in the regionBest Weather: 56th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 58th in the regionTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 86th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 86th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 88th in the regionMost Secular: 97th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 111th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 116th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 117th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 127th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 141st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 168th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 189th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 219th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 262nd in the regionMost Developed: 269th in the regionRudest Citizens: 293rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 298th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 298th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 302nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 306th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 343rd in the regionTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 358th in the regionLargest Governments: 373rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 386th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 394th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 396th in the regionMost Inclusive: 434th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 445th in the regionMost Cultured: 470th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 492nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 508th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 533rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 540th in the regionMost Stationary: 582nd in the regionNudest: 631st in the regionMost Influential: 667th in the region

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