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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 21st Most Efficient Economies: 351st Most Influential: 435th
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The Loh's Gold House of Aenglaland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Loh with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, daily referendums, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 17.55 billion Cattishes enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Loh City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Cattish economy, worth a remarkable 3,600 trillion Golden Cat™s a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 205,149 Golden Cat™s, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,061,174 per year while the poor average 21,546, a ratio of 49.2 to 1.

Parents often ask to see a credit report before lending money to their own children, airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path, the population's jaw muscles put sharks to shame, and 9 out of 10 consumers think that vitamins can cure cancer. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Aenglaland's national animal is the Lawl Cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Kittenism®.

Aenglaland is ranked 3,879th in the world and 170th in The North Pacific for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 14,763.12 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 21stMost Efficient Economies: 351stMost Influential: 435thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 867thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,396thTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 1,718thMost Armed: 1,816thHighest Economic Output: 1,887thRudest Citizens: 2,125thHighest Crime Rates: 2,138thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,714thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,233rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,770thLargest Retail Industry: 3,879thMost Avoided: 3,983rdLargest Mining Sector: 4,133rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,385thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,431stHighest Average Incomes: 4,511thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,617thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,699thLargest Populations: 4,920thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,175thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 5,266thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,432ndSmartest Citizens: 6,345thNudest: 6,420thMost Cultured: 8,202ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8,365thTop
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8,599thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,089thLargest Black Market: 10,385thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,430thFattest Citizens: 10,466thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,533rdMost Secular: 10,762ndMost Subsidized Industry: 11,583rdMost Advanced Public Education: 14,593rdHighest Drug Use: 15,969thMost Pro-Market: 16,288th
Most Efficient Economies: 18th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 29th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 46th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 50th in the regionMost Armed: 50th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 53rd in the regionLargest Populations: 59th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 61st in the regionRudest Citizens: 81st in the regionTop
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 100th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 105th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 109th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 110th in the regionMost Avoided: 112th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 118th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 121st in the regionMost Influential: 145th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 166th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 170th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 180th in the regionNudest: 181st in the regionLargest Black Market: 208th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 211th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 214th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 223rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 250th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 254th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 285th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 303rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 334th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 334th in the regionFattest Citizens: 364th in the regionMost Cultured: 372nd in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 470th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 561st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 568th in the regionMost Secular: 604th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 678th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 684th in the region

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