Population | 31.551 billion |
Capital | Alexandria |
Leader | Loh |
Faith | KittenismŪ |
Currency | Golden CatŪ |
Animal | Original Cat |
The Feline of Aenglaland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Loh with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The cheerful population of 31.551 billion Aeolians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alexandria. The average income tax rate is 91.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Aeolian economy, worth a remarkable 7,329 trillion Golden CatŪs a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 232,309 Golden CatŪs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
One complaint of Aenglaland's new periodic table is it's easy to confuse fearlessleaderium with gloriousleaderium, coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops, the justice of Aenglaland is considered superior to that of other nations, and government bureaucrats review designs for birdhouses to ensure they do not block the views of neighbors. Crime is totally unknown. Aenglaland's national animal is the Original Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is KittenismŪ.
Aenglaland is ranked 10,458th in the world and 470th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 116 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Aenglaland lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Aenglaland lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Aenglaland lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Aenglaland lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Aenglaland lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Aenglaland lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Aenglaland lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Aenglaland lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Aenglaland lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Aenglaland lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.