The Loh's Lunatic Lunacy of Aenglaland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Loh with an even hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 18.277 billion Cattishes enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.
The tiny, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Loh City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Cattish economy, worth a remarkable 3,724 trillion Golden Cat™s a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 203,787 Golden Cat™s, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 948,958 per year while the poor average 26,247, a ratio of 36.2 to 1.
Parents often ask to see a credit report before lending money to their own children, airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path, the population's jaw muscles put sharks to shame, and 9 out of 10 consumers think that vitamins can cure cancer. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Aenglaland's national animal is the Lawl Cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Kittenism®.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Aenglaland was endorsed by The Republic of ROC Union.
- : Aenglaland was endorsed by The Republic of Las Isla Perla.
- : Aenglaland was endorsed by The Adorable PowerState of Gryphonian Alliance.
- : Aenglaland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Survivors.
- : Aenglaland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
- : Aenglaland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market.
- : Aenglaland voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Promoting Sustainable Timber".
- : Aenglaland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Wrapper".
- : Aenglaland's influence in The West Pacific rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
- : Aenglaland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Secular.
Endorsements Received: 10 » Mediobogdum, The Holy Principality of Saint Mark, Big Bad Badger, Davelands, Bran Astor, Neenee, The Northeastern Confederation, Gryphonian Alliance, Las Isla Perla, and ROC Union.