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Population21.026 billion

LeaderEmpress Ishtar
FaithCult of Loh

CurrencyGolden CatŪ
AnimalOriginal Cat

The Loh of Aenglaland is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Empress Ishtar with a fair hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 21.026 billion Cattishes hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alexandria. The average income tax rate is 41.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cattish economy, worth a remarkable 4,477 trillion Golden CatŪs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 212,951 Golden CatŪs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Stolen Reuben sandwiches are met with detailed and thorough police investigations, the government has solemnly sworn not to look up other nations' internet browsing history if the favor is returned, fruit market traders let their stock spoil rather than reduce their prices at the day's end, and criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program. Crime is totally unknown. Aenglaland's national animal is the Original Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult of Loh.

Aenglaland is ranked 163,543rd in the world and 8,814th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 5.66 Obesity Rate.

Most Efficient Economies: 346thMost Influential: 370thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,283rdLargest Black Market: 1,523rdTop
Highest Economic Output: 1,730thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,270thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,302ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,340thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,523rdMost Subsidized Industry: 3,960thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,341stLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,524thLargest Populations: 4,524thHighest Average Incomes: 4,741stMost Developed: 5,101stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,154thBest Weather: 5,629thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,670thSmartest Citizens: 5,827thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,248thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,752ndMost Inclusive: 7,125thNudest: 7,323rdMost Cultured: 7,426thTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,838thLargest Gambling Industry: 9,401stMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,427thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 9,430thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,397thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,583rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,768thMost Secular: 12,541stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,710thRudest Citizens: 12,906thLargest Retail Industry: 13,389thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 13,884thLargest Governments: 16,282nd
Most Efficient Economies: 15th in the regionLargest Black Market: 45th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 48th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 52nd in the regionLargest Populations: 54th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 84th in the regionTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 93rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 113th in the regionMost Influential: 124th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 153rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 172nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 187th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 215th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 221st in the regionNudest: 233rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 265th in the regionMost Developed: 299th in the regionBest Weather: 314th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 317th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 336th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 343rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 351st in the regionMost Cultured: 364th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 370th in the regionMost Inclusive: 437th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 447th in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 463rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 484th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 501st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 502nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 531st in the regionRudest Citizens: 541st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 578th in the regionMost Secular: 651st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 667th in the regionLargest Governments: 767th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 820th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 820th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 873rd in the regionMost Stationary: 914th in the region

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