by Max Barry

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 727thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,070thBest Weather: 1,153rd
The Feline of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Your feeling of helplessness is your best friend savage
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population31.843 billion


CurrencyGolden CatŪ
AnimalOriginal Cat

The Feline of Aenglaland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Loh with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, daily referendums, and infamous sell-swords. The cheerful population of 31.843 billion Aeolians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alexandria. The average income tax rate is 91.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Aeolian economy, worth a remarkable 7,397 trillion Golden CatŪs a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 232,309 Golden CatŪs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

One complaint of Aenglaland's new periodic table is it's easy to confuse fearlessleaderium with gloriousleaderium, coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops, the justice of Aenglaland is considered superior to that of other nations, and government bureaucrats review designs for birdhouses to ensure they do not block the views of neighbors. Crime is totally unknown. Aenglaland's national animal is the Original Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is KittenismŪ.

Aenglaland is ranked 268,777th in the world and 6,000th in The North Pacific for Safest, scoring 7.67 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

Largest Cheese Export Sector: 727thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,070thBest Weather: 1,153rdLargest Black Market: 1,154thHighest Economic Output: 1,651stMost Beautiful Environments: 1,792ndMost Rebellious Youth: 1,941stLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,996thMost Secular: 2,122ndMost Advanced Public Education: 2,448thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,645thMost Efficient Economies: 2,708thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,714thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 3,020thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,491stLongest Average Lifespans: 3,688thLargest Populations: 3,698thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,857thMost Developed: 5,169thHealthiest Citizens: 5,749thHighest Food Quality: 5,850thSmartest Citizens: 6,179thHighest Average Incomes: 6,715thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,207thRudest Citizens: 8,020thLargest Governments: 8,181stMost Inclusive: 8,242ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,723rdLargest Welfare Programs: 9,627thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,772ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,114thMost Cultured: 10,344thMost Influential: 12,924thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,967thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 13,884thTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14,502ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,561stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,831stMost Corrupt Governments: 16,890thNicest Citizens: 17,076thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 20,794thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 22,257th
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 23rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 36th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 42nd in the regionLargest Populations: 44th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 52nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 60th in the regionBest Weather: 62nd in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 88th in the regionMost Secular: 88th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 92nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 94th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 120th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 121st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 126th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 132nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 146th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 167th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 193rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 223rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 243rd in the regionMost Developed: 259th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 279th in the regionRudest Citizens: 285th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 295th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 297th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 303rd in the regionTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 349th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 353rd in the regionLargest Governments: 366th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 381st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 387th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 402nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 417th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 431st in the regionMost Cultured: 467th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 477th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 506th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 531st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 542nd in the regionMost Stationary: 567th in the regionNudest: 605th in the region

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