The Feline of Aenglaland is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Loh with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The cheerful population of 32.584 billion Aeolians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alexandria. The average income tax rate is 91.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Aeolian economy, worth a remarkable 7,569 trillion Golden Cat®s a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 232,309 Golden Cat®s, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

One complaint of Aenglaland's new periodic table is it's easy to confuse fearlessleaderium with gloriousleaderium, coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops, the justice of Aenglaland is considered superior to that of other nations, and government bureaucrats review designs for birdhouses to ensure they do not block the views of neighbors. Crime is totally unknown. Aenglaland's national animal is the Original Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kittenism®.

Aenglaland is ranked 278,798^th in the world and 5,540^th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -386.13 on the Scary Big Number Scale.