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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 12thMost Influential: 124thMost Valuable International Artwork: 242nd
The Feline of
Left-wing Utopia
Your feeling of helplessness is your best friend savage
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Population27.534 billion


CurrencyGolden CatŪ
AnimalOriginal Cat

The Feline of Aenglaland is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Loh with a fair hand, and notable for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic population of 27.534 billion Aeolians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alexandria. The average income tax rate is 74.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Aeolian economy, worth a remarkable 6,344 trillion Golden CatŪs a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 230,407 Golden CatŪs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, politicians tend to jump ship to whichever party is currently leading in the polls, national park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings, and the nation's peacekeeping efforts usually comes with a healthy dose of pillaging. Crime is totally unknown. Aenglaland's national animal is the Original Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is KittenismŪ.

Aenglaland is ranked 206,659th in the world and 11,000th in The North Pacific for Highest Crime Rates, with 2.38 crimes per hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 12thMost Influential: 124thMost Valuable International Artwork: 242ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 976thLargest Black Market: 1,364thHighest Economic Output: 1,649thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,789thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,921stBest Weather: 2,133rdMost Subsidized Industry: 2,422ndTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 3,070thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,225thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,248thMost Efficient Economies: 3,307thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,326thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,690thLargest Populations: 3,918thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,434thHighest Average Incomes: 5,003rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,277thMost Developed: 5,516thHighest Food Quality: 5,613thSmartest Citizens: 5,922ndLongest Average Lifespans: 6,260thMost Inclusive: 6,452ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,340thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,420thMost Cultured: 7,609thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,720thHealthiest Citizens: 10,161stNudest: 10,279thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,797thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,080thMost Secular: 11,484thLargest Governments: 11,776thTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 17,481stMost Income Equality: 18,406thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,474thMost Corrupt Governments: 18,535thMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,543rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 19,190thLargest Welfare Programs: 19,585thNicest Citizens: 21,655thHighest Average Tax Rates: 22,632ndMost Pacifist: 24,274th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 12th in the regionMost Influential: 12th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 36th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 37th in the regionLargest Populations: 42nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 48th in the regionLargest Black Market: 48th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 74th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 87th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 111th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 123rd in the regionBest Weather: 127th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 139th in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 145th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 153rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 160th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 170th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 185th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 227th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 270th in the regionNudest: 275th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 324th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 325th in the regionMost Developed: 334th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 385th in the regionMost Inclusive: 397th in the regionMost Cultured: 399th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 421st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 440th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 528th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 541st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 544th in the regionMost Secular: 545th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 551st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 566th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 606th in the regionLargest Governments: 620th in the regionTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 716th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 728th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 801st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 834th in the regionRudest Citizens: 855th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 954th in the regionMost Income Equality: 976th in the regionMost Stationary: 992nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,055th in the regionNicest Citizens: 1,157th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,279th in the regionMost Pacifist: 1,299th in the region

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