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Population21.924 billion

FaithCult of Loh

CurrencyGolden CatŪ
AnimalOriginal Cat

The Loh of Aenglaland is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Loh with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, infamous sell-swords, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 21.924 billion Cattishes hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alexandria. The average income tax rate is 41.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cattish economy, worth a remarkable 4,668 trillion Golden CatŪs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 212,951 Golden CatŪs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Stolen Reuben sandwiches are met with detailed and thorough police investigations, the government has solemnly sworn not to look up other nations' internet browsing history if the favor is returned, fruit market traders let their stock spoil rather than reduce their prices at the day's end, and criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program. Crime is totally unknown. Aenglaland's national animal is the Original Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult of Loh.

Aenglaland is ranked 10,124th in the world and 555th in The North Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 379.16 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

Most Efficient Economies: 326thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,212thLargest Black Market: 1,601stTop
Highest Economic Output: 1,698thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,163rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,188thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,315thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,460thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,865thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,039thLargest Populations: 4,294thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,521stHighest Average Incomes: 4,790thMost Developed: 4,979thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,993rdBest Weather: 5,230thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,441stSmartest Citizens: 5,764thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,920thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,412thNudest: 6,988thMost Inclusive: 7,069thMost Cultured: 7,128thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,351stTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 8,933rdLargest Gambling Industry: 8,945thMost Influential: 9,311thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,124thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 10,987thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,192ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,823rdMost Secular: 11,914thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,536thLargest Retail Industry: 12,690thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 13,728thRudest Citizens: 13,872ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,286thLargest Governments: 15,808thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,483rd
Most Efficient Economies: 14th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 44th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 46th in the regionLargest Populations: 49th in the regionLargest Black Market: 55th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 84th in the regionTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 88th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 121st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 164th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 167th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 177th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 204th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 231st in the regionNudest: 233rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 266th in the regionBest Weather: 292nd in the regionMost Developed: 299th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 312th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 320th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 321st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 322nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 324th in the regionMost Cultured: 346th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 414th in the regionMost Inclusive: 432nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 435th in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 453rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 456th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 488th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 517th in the regionRudest Citizens: 526th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 555th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 577th in the regionMost Secular: 616th in the regionMost Stationary: 697th in the regionLargest Governments: 740th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 769th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 782nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 816th in the region

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