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The Glitchy Cat of Loh of Aenglaland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Loh with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, unlimited-speed roads, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 17.171 billion Cattishes enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Loh City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Cattish economy, worth a remarkable 3,496 trillion Golden Cat™s a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 203,654 Golden Cat™s, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,058,898 per year while the poor average 21,164, a ratio of 50.0 to 1.

The government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life, tourists often cite 'hiding money in an off-shore banking account' as their main reason to visit the nation, for the sake of 'public interest' news programs tell viewers how to home-make Sarin gas bombs, and Loh's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Aenglaland's national animal is the Lawl Cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Kittenism®.

Aenglaland is ranked 3,852nd in the world and 107th in The North Pacific for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 12,447.46 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 313thMost Efficient Economies: 359thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 827thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,400thTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 1,648thMost Armed: 1,844thHighest Economic Output: 1,926thMost Influential: 1,930thRudest Citizens: 2,243rdHighest Crime Rates: 2,243rdMost Rebellious Youth: 2,837thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,346thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,732ndMost Avoided: 3,804thLargest Mining Sector: 3,852ndLargest Retail Industry: 4,263rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,288thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,400thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,404thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,461stHighest Average Incomes: 4,461stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 4,535thLargest Populations: 4,994thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,267thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,275thNudest: 6,186thSmartest Citizens: 6,402ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7,139thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,229thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7,401stTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,677thMost Cultured: 7,953rdMost Secular: 10,099thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,182ndLargest Black Market: 10,606thMost Pro-Market: 11,104thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,947thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,461stHighest Drug Use: 14,519th
Most Efficient Economies: 18th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 36th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 51st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 54th in the regionMost Armed: 55th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 55th in the regionLargest Populations: 59th in the regionTop
Highest Crime Rates: 79th in the regionRudest Citizens: 97th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 106th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 107th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 108th in the regionMost Avoided: 116th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 118th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 119th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 128th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 169th in the regionNudest: 171st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 171st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 187th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 199th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 213th in the regionLargest Black Market: 217th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 222nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 229th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 236th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 250th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 275th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 278th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 281st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 334th in the regionMost Cultured: 346th in the regionTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 402nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 432nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 507th in the regionMost Secular: 565th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 588th in the regionMost Influential: 608th in the regionFattest Citizens: 655th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 675th in the region

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