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Most Influential: 252nd Most Efficient Economies: 360th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 963rd
The Loh's Lunatic Lunacy of
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Population18.277 billion

CapitalLoh City

CurrencyGolden Cat™
AnimalLawl Cat

The Loh's Lunatic Lunacy of Aenglaland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Loh with an even hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 18.277 billion Cattishes enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Loh City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Cattish economy, worth a remarkable 3,724 trillion Golden Cat™s a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 203,787 Golden Cat™s, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 948,958 per year while the poor average 26,247, a ratio of 36.2 to 1.

Parents often ask to see a credit report before lending money to their own children, airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path, the population's jaw muscles put sharks to shame, and 9 out of 10 consumers think that vitamins can cure cancer. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Aenglaland's national animal is the Lawl Cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Kittenism®.

Aenglaland is ranked 5,010th in the world and 105th in the West Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 7,303.88 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

Most Influential: 252ndMost Efficient Economies: 360thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 963rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,734thTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 1,854thHighest Economic Output: 1,938thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,012thMost Armed: 2,014thHighest Crime Rates: 2,338thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,729thRudest Citizens: 2,919thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,583rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,301stLargest Mining Sector: 4,303rdLargest Retail Industry: 4,586thMost Avoided: 4,698thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,767thLargest Populations: 4,844thHighest Average Incomes: 4,892ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,010thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,204thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,435thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,567thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,610thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 6,217thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,270thSmartest Citizens: 6,639thLargest Black Market: 6,818thNudest: 7,239thMost Cultured: 8,396thTop
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9,513thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,895thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,406thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,717thHighest Drug Use: 11,823rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 13,700thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,429thFattest Citizens: 15,896thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 16,086thMost Secular: 16,943rd
Most Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 15th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 24th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 29th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 29th in the regionMost Armed: 30th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 33rd in the regionLargest Populations: 38th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 45th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 52nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 62nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 64th in the regionRudest Citizens: 68th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 73rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 77th in the regionMost Avoided: 79th in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 94th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 100th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 102nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 105th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 124th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 146th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 161st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 164th in the regionNudest: 169th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 172nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 178th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 206th in the regionMost Cultured: 209th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 220th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 239th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 273rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 311th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 334th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 350th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 398th in the regionTop
Most Developed: 463rd in the regionMost Secular: 465th in the regionFattest Citizens: 532nd in the regionLargest Governments: 686th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 761st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 774th in the region

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