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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 16th Most Influential: 202nd Most Efficient Economies: 364th
The Loh's Lunatic Lunacy of
Capitalizt
Your feeling of helplessness is your best friend savage
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Loh's Lunatic Lunacy of Aenglaland is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Loh with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 17.874 billion Cattishes enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Loh City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Cattish economy, worth a remarkable 3,629 trillion Golden Cat™s a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 203,084 Golden Cat™s, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,050,490 per year while the poor average 21,330, a ratio of 49.2 to 1.

Parents often ask to see a credit report before lending money to their own children, airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path, the population's jaw muscles put sharks to shame, and 9 out of 10 consumers think that vitamins can cure cancer. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Aenglaland's national animal is the Lawl Cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Kittenism®.

Aenglaland is ranked 64,340th in the world and 3,951st in The North Pacific for Most Politically Free, scoring 69.71 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 16thMost Influential: 202ndMost Efficient Economies: 364thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 925thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,451stLargest Gambling Industry: 1,809thTop
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Most Armed: 1,888thHighest Economic Output: 1,944thHighest Crime Rates: 2,227thRudest Citizens: 2,437thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,714thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,523rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,952ndLargest Retail Industry: 4,306thLargest Mining Sector: 4,376thMost Avoided: 4,450thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,578thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,713thHighest Average Incomes: 4,818thLargest Populations: 4,871stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,006thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5,059thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,416thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 5,487thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,593rdSmartest Citizens: 6,600thNudest: 7,083rdMost Cultured: 8,277thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8,884thTop
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Largest Black Market: 10,217thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,366thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,056thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 11,261stMost Secular: 11,395thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,732ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12,420thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,585thFattest Citizens: 14,796thHighest Drug Use: 15,250thMost Pro-Market: 15,908th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 16th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 16th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 33rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 42nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 48th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 54th in the regionMost Armed: 54th in the regionLargest Populations: 59th in the regionMost Influential: 59th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 65th in the regionRudest Citizens: 82nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 98th in the regionTop
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 105th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 108th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 111th in the regionMost Avoided: 124th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 127th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 127th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 175th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 181st in the regionNudest: 201st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 202nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 219th in the regionLargest Black Market: 234th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 240th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 242nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 268th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 310th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 338th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 351st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 352nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 353rd in the regionMost Cultured: 378th in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 500th in the regionFattest Citizens: 531st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 593rd in the regionMost Secular: 629th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 680th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 745th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 768th in the regionMost Developed: 980th in the region

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