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Most Efficient Economies: 360th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 757th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 872nd
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Population19.026 billion

CapitalLoh City

CurrencyGolden Cat™
AnimalLawl Cat

The Loh's Knowledge Seekers of Aenglaland is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Loh with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 19.026 billion Cattishes enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Loh City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Cattish economy, worth a remarkable 3,914 trillion Golden Cat™s a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 205,764 Golden Cat™s, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 921,808 per year while the poor average 28,436, a ratio of 32.4 to 1.

Parents often ask to see a credit report before lending money to their own children, airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path, the population's jaw muscles put sharks to shame, and 9 out of 10 consumers think that vitamins can cure cancer. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Aenglaland's national animal is the Lawl Cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Kittenism®.

Aenglaland is ranked 89,955th in the world and 5,022nd in The North Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 776.25 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

Most Efficient Economies: 360thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 757thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 872ndMost Influential: 1,386thTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 1,738thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,757thHighest Economic Output: 1,878thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,894thMost Armed: 1,988thHighest Crime Rates: 2,261stMost Rebellious Youth: 2,536thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,240thRudest Citizens: 3,558thLargest Mining Sector: 3,963rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,991stMost Avoided: 4,580thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,708thLargest Populations: 4,751stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,784thHighest Average Incomes: 4,952ndLargest Retail Industry: 5,004thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,237thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,315thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,613thLargest Black Market: 5,681stLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,852ndMost Extensive Civil Rights: 6,231stSmartest Citizens: 6,648thNudest: 6,805thMost Cultured: 7,944thTop
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9,930thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,986thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,415thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,648thHighest Drug Use: 11,888thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 13,833rdMost Advanced Public Education: 13,897thFattest Citizens: 15,392ndMost Developed: 16,280th
Most Efficient Economies: 14th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 33rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 50th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 53rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 55th in the regionLargest Populations: 59th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 66th in the regionMost Armed: 66th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 75th in the regionTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 99th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 111th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 112th in the regionLargest Black Market: 149th in the regionMost Avoided: 157th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 165th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 175th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 177th in the regionRudest Citizens: 178th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 199th in the regionNudest: 200th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 218th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 239th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 258th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 295th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 295th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 324th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 347th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 347th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 373rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 385th in the regionMost Cultured: 392nd in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 516th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 527th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 539th in the regionMost Influential: 573rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 610th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 676th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 757th in the regionMost Secular: 846th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 851st in the region

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Endorsements Received: 146 » Siwale, Pallaith, Shibutani, Frances Francis the First of France, Avornica, Pleroma Sans Romans, Buckerino, PlanetPunk, New Seaview Cove, Great Bights Mum, Yaorozu, Corfad, Koda-Land, Kylesburgh, Sunto, McMasterdonia, HMS Unicorn, Bayern-Straubing, Kwaj, Notyoutopia, Mzeusia, Territorio di Nessuno, Constantinolia, Killbear, Shadowrik, Shin-Hachioji, Victoriaans Nederlands, Malta Comino Gozo, Unimaginable Doom, THX1138, Selfgradatude, Sil Dorsett, Wineclaw, Britain v3, Sheppey, Universal State Formula, Californian Redwood, Highton Islands, Ainsworth, Yaris, Albacria, Xagill, Nhada, Midds Conia, Lungha, Avemterra, Holy Oranz, Xystopia, British Bayonet, Diche Choklate, and 96 others.Puczovska, Apetopia, East Supple Lund, Pizza Squared, Tredano, IRELAND ROI, Empy, Dooh Mayne, The Sacred Heartland, Mazeoftime, Anarchy for people, New Trisone, Bronzesity, Lower Nubia, United Draconia, The Gamer Party, Dovena, Q w e r t y, Snoodum, Bobthezealot, Omeda, Maott, Sireco, Gameindustrial Empire, Detrivania, Montroyale, Grimoirepolis, Kulgatha, Lake Flotillas, Batdaviea, Zeternia, Harjad, Racoda, Quranite, Republic of Dixie, Veskaleine, Eravonia, Deropia, Shentia, Whereisthatistan, Walist, Underground Techno, Varagog, Pauxia, The Windmilluminati, Eseeryellia, The Mace Kingdom, Suicidistan, Sanjurika, Sacrento, Diodone, Dom Islana, Dephinland, Misuvelia, Ethnon, SillyString, I am the one who knocks, Atain, Radicaster, Liberentis, Hyperbanus, Sundred, Anarchic Proportions, Gladio II, Astal Aavors, One hundred castles, Plumas, SORT, Tee Googly Coffee Me, Broomlands, Xinchao, Voznesheim, RaRaRasputinn, West Nilis, Cageiza, Kristalmaan, Sahriastan, Feurbania, Goyanes, Belcrest, Sylverland, World Assembly Endorsements, CedieRKing, The United States of Romania, Zokk, Tyroshh, Guslantis, Wildthorne, The Tofiatary Arhipelago, Wodan, Alsace and Lorraine United, Waterma, Yubadai, The Pantheons, Nocta Terra, and Shiavania.

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