The Constitutional Monarchy of Neugania is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by King Chiranjivi Nataraj Nash with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, vat-grown people, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 4.047 billion Neuganians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Spartak. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 30.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Neuganian economy, worth a remarkable 1,160 trillion Rokdas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 286,864 Rokdas, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,377,362 per year while the poor average 34,886, a ratio of 39.5 to 1.

Firefighters fight fires with return fire, the pursuit of wanted criminals ends at the entrance of the pay'n'spray garage as police refuse to enter any private property, employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams, and Neuganian military drills look more like joint-The North Pacific exercises than anything else. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Neugania's national animal is the Tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Buddhism.

Neugania is ranked 41,509^th in the world and 407^th in The North Pacific for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 17,173.06 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.