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Most Valuable International Artwork: 52ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 303rdLargest Publishing Industry: 2,070th
The Something Something of
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A corrupt leader
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Population13.052 billion

CapitalParts Unknown
LeaderA corrupt leader

CurrencyStolen Dollars

The Something Something of Zazumo is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by A corrupt leader with a fair hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, vat-grown people, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 13.052 billion dummies hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Parts Unknown. The average income tax rate is 75.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient dumb economy, worth a remarkable 2,071 trillion Stolen Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 158,685 Stolen Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Jennifer Government is banned, international humanitarian organisations are applauding the government for ending the death penalty, foreign converts are illuminated by both missionaries and helicopter searchlights, and the tenet of free speech is held dear. Crime is totally unknown. Zazumo's national animal is the Doggo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nachos.

Zazumo is ranked 67,216th in the world and 1,323rd in the Rejected Realms for Most Politically Free, scoring 72.29 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 52ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 303rdLargest Publishing Industry: 2,070thMost Influential: 2,184thTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 2,469thNicest Citizens: 3,012thHealthiest Citizens: 3,387thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,482ndMost Efficient Economies: 3,790thMost Inclusive: 4,137thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,213thMost Pacifist: 5,139thMost Developed: 5,814thMost Cultured: 6,278thSmartest Citizens: 6,279thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,412thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,744thHighest Economic Output: 7,848thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,417thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,093rdMost Rebellious Youth: 10,180thLargest Governments: 11,065thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,119thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,817thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,888thSafest: 12,015thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 12,339thBest Weather: 13,004thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,047thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,760thLowest Crime Rates: 15,215thLargest Welfare Programs: 15,553rdMost Advanced Public Education: 16,211thLeast Corrupt Governments: 16,773rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,711thMost Secular: 19,457thLargest Populations: 20,441stHighest Average Tax Rates: 20,887th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 5th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 60th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 61st in the regionTop
Nicest Citizens: 75th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 88th in the regionMost Inclusive: 99th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 105th in the regionMost Pacifist: 115th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 118th in the regionMost Developed: 132nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 144th in the regionMost Cultured: 158th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 182nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 210th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 210th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 242nd in the regionSafest: 244th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 244th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 255th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 256th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 264th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 267th in the regionLargest Governments: 286th in the regionBest Weather: 300th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 336th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 338th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 342nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 362nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 386th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 409th in the regionLargest Populations: 430th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 460th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 466th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 518th in the regionMost Secular: 600th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 613th in the region

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