The North Pacific Dweller of Zazumo is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Doctor with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 17.53 billion Time Lords hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gallifrey. The average income tax rate is 84.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Time Lord economy, worth a remarkable 2,991 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 170,650 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance, teenagers claim that morning paper rounds are performance art, gangs of political bullies tell minority voices to "shut up because we say so", and carrots are orange, apples are red and food waste is increasing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zazumo's national animal is the Doggo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Book of Flemingovia.

Zazumo is ranked 102,222^nd in the world and 2,623^rd in The North Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 2,609.98 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.