by Max Barry

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 27thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 308thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,002nd
The Terrible Influence of
Democratic Socialists
I'm much too young to feel this damn old.
Garth Brooks
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population12.283 billion

CapitalBaton Rouge
LeaderGarth Brooks

CurrencyStolen Dollars

The Terrible Influence of Zazumo is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Garth Brooks with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic population of 12.283 billion dummies are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Baton Rouge. The average income tax rate is 74.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient dumb economy, worth a remarkable 1,965 trillion Stolen Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 159,994 Stolen Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, punitive tariffs protect local industry, Jennifer Government is banned, and international humanitarian organisations are applauding the government for ending the death penalty. Crime is totally unknown. Zazumo's national animal is the Doggo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nachos.

Zazumo is ranked 85,048th in the world and 2,077th in The North Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 503 billion Standard Monetary Units.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 27thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 308thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,002ndLargest Publishing Industry: 2,027thTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 2,287thNicest Citizens: 2,827thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,299thHealthiest Citizens: 3,300thMost Efficient Economies: 3,667thMost Inclusive: 3,862ndMost Influential: 4,111thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,298thMost Pacifist: 4,879thMost Developed: 5,670thSmartest Citizens: 6,174thMost Cultured: 6,177thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,476thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,882ndHighest Economic Output: 7,917thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,574thMost Rebellious Youth: 10,054thLargest Governments: 10,827thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 11,431stMost Beautiful Environments: 11,675thHighest Average Incomes: 11,688thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,167thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,645thSafest: 12,646thLargest Welfare Programs: 14,350thBest Weather: 14,473rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,752ndLowest Crime Rates: 15,278thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,070thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,223rdMost Secular: 19,158thLargest Populations: 20,550thHighest Average Tax Rates: 21,969th
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 10th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 94th in the regionTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 157th in the regionNicest Citizens: 186th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 206th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 207th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 213th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 245th in the regionMost Inclusive: 258th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 267th in the regionMost Pacifist: 281st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 310th in the regionMost Cultured: 317th in the regionMost Developed: 348th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 358th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 364th in the regionLargest Populations: 380th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 424th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 462nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 492nd in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 546th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 556th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 614th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 629th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 659th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 688th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 719th in the regionSafest: 729th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 794th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 803rd in the regionBest Weather: 820th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 862nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 915th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 188 » The Canadian Peoples Republic, Aerilia, Prydania, Pazair, Animu Place, Lotion Empire, Yaorozu, Highton Islands, Lulubellia, Shadowrik, Navsland, Boston Castle, Empy, Noahs Second Country, Brucklania, Cretox State, Koda-Land, The Tampa Bay Rays, Hamerica, Guer Aike, The Rhein States, Runeda, New Lakemba, Holy Empire Of Greater Bavaria, Pallaith, Principia Mathematica, Notyoutopia, Ethnon, Merconitonitopia, Interdimensional Zone, Sikol, Dabarastan, Citrus Rutaceae, El Fiji Grande, Corfad, Dreadton, Nordic-British Union, Heilhum Imperius, Zzozona, Sopernia, West Papua states, Votak Matim, Newpromisedland, Dar es Saalam, 1 very fast endotarter, Xipher, Fauzjhia, Kureizen, Loutsland, Hardscrabble, and 138 others.Lorigia, Andexia, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Zumlandia, Chips and Guac, Kragsgale, Siwale, Daiz, North Bratislava, Great Bights Mum, Kocherian, Morover, Sundred, Amerian States, Simone Republic, Loli County, Praeceps, U S Eh, Ravendi, Orado, Frances Francis the First of France, The Clever Crow, Wisconsota, Jerzykowo, Sunto, Abonland, Outer Shenendoah, Wilkshire, Draconian Progression, Westinor, Magna Banitia, Yokciq Empire, Zeternia, The Endless Eventide, Xagill, Territorio di Nessuno, Seanat, Madjack, Kranostav, Viridiann, Republica Guilleana, Wineclaw, Pigeonstan, Miamington, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Neo-Ottomania, Elvoreto, Former English Colony, Railroad Crossing, Joodey, Venicea, PotatoFarmers, Intion North, Pytong, Minuda, Sil Dorsett, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, Lubi Islands, Seenvorland, Religioncord, Bala Mantre, Vincone Cae, Londinensi, Ofrettia, Varisland, Arloria, Harmonypine, Valentine Z, Bankowiata, WeKnow, Kazoo Basin, The Austro Germanic Union, Liminyj, Cokoland, Maratabat, Caffeinetopia, Omnistria, Shibutani, Crusadam, The Unified Missourtama States, OuterGalactic Federation of the Emu, United Kahndaq, Beta Cyndriel, Nova Arcania, Porotia, Vyata Temor, PEG, Holy Oranz, Valhalla123, The Stratosphere Islands, Bruhast, Pasargad, The Iron Lions, Sisang, Imperial Pieserged, Monkemafiatopia, Federal Republic Of America And The Cari, Northern-Kempia, The Pantheons, The Eastern Germanic Peoples, Pope Saint Peter the Apostle, Sevinland, I Anixi, Tringapore, Yellops, Lieion, Kastonvia, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Free Atlantis, The Airship Pilots Union, Khoik, Kristalmaan, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Dakota Territories, Eywaan, Jinju-Do, Libertania Democratica, Darmegia, The Serdey Islands, Based Vapia, Slyakanya, Selfgradatude, Pingree, Katuda, Plangainer, WOoloo Unitedstrtes, Marshmelli, East Akra, Odelinor, Simadoa, Aide Sociale, Strongwill, Mon Island, The Pleiads, Concordare, Tvers, Nodnarb, and The Cascade Regions.

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