The Terrible Influence of Zazumo is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Garth Brooks with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic population of 12.283 billion dummies are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Baton Rouge. The average income tax rate is 74.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient dumb economy, worth a remarkable 1,965 trillion Stolen Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 159,994 Stolen Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, punitive tariffs protect local industry, Jennifer Government is banned, and international humanitarian organisations are applauding the government for ending the death penalty. Crime is totally unknown. Zazumo's national animal is the Doggo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nachos.

Zazumo is ranked 85,048^th in the world and 2,077^th in The North Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 503 billion Standard Monetary Units.