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Most Valuable International Artwork: 229thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 323rdLargest Publishing Industry: 1,966th
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Population14.9 billion

LeaderThe Doctor


The Total Noob of Zazumo is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Doctor with a fair hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, daily referendums, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, democratic population of 14.9 billion Time Lord are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gallifrey. The average income tax rate is 81.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Time Lord economy, worth a remarkable 2,430 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 163,115 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees, the voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning, and eminent domain has been abolished. Crime is totally unknown. Zazumo's national animal is the Doggo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Zazumo is ranked 31,321st in the world and 1,108th in The North Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 27.18 flags saluted per person per day.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 229thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 323rdLargest Publishing Industry: 1,966thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,383rdMost Subsidized Industry: 2,594thTop
Nicest Citizens: 2,871stHealthiest Citizens: 3,247thMost Efficient Economies: 3,604thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,929thMost Inclusive: 4,080thHighest Food Quality: 4,216thMost Pacifist: 4,365thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,441stMost Cultured: 5,559thMost Developed: 5,564thSmartest Citizens: 5,858thMost Influential: 6,417thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,720thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,946thBest Weather: 7,231stMost Beautiful Environments: 7,360thHighest Economic Output: 7,519thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,380thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,721stLargest Governments: 9,691stLeast Corrupt Governments: 10,127thSafest: 10,818thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,271stHighest Average Incomes: 12,374thLowest Crime Rates: 12,827thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,240thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,153rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,509thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,707thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,995thMost Rebellious Youth: 17,742ndMost Secular: 19,776thLargest Populations: 19,999thMost Income Equality: 24,229th
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 33rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 83rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 122nd in the regionTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 152nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 172nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 201st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 210th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 228th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 234th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 245th in the regionMost Inclusive: 250th in the regionMost Pacifist: 251st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 265th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 282nd in the regionMost Cultured: 286th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 312th in the regionMost Developed: 335th in the regionLargest Populations: 344th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 388th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 388th in the regionBest Weather: 407th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 413th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 471st in the regionLargest Governments: 518th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 528th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 534th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 559th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 574th in the regionSafest: 617th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 653rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 655th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 664th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 691st in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 738th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 750th in the regionMost Secular: 917th in the regionMost Patriotic: 1,108th in the regionMost Influential: 1,154th in the regionMost Income Equality: 1,262nd in the regionNudest: 1,312th in the region

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