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Population17.53 billion

LeaderThe Doctor
FaithBook of Flemingovia


The North Pacific Dweller of Zazumo is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Doctor with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 17.53 billion Time Lords hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gallifrey. The average income tax rate is 84.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Time Lord economy, worth a remarkable 2,991 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 170,650 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance, teenagers claim that morning paper rounds are performance art, gangs of political bullies tell minority voices to "shut up because we say so", and carrots are orange, apples are red and food waste is increasing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zazumo's national animal is the Doggo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Book of Flemingovia.

Zazumo is ranked 102,222nd in the world and 2,623rd in The North Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 2,609.98 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 108thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 314thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,184thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,551stTop
Nicest Citizens: 3,063rdHealthiest Citizens: 3,228thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,579thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,667thMost Pacifist: 3,703rdMost Efficient Economies: 3,756thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,830thHighest Food Quality: 4,162ndMost Inclusive: 4,332ndMost Influential: 4,999thMost Cultured: 5,353rdMost Developed: 5,359thSmartest Citizens: 5,565thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,874thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,623rdHighest Economic Output: 6,768thBest Weather: 7,137thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,264thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,283rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,488thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,961stLargest Governments: 9,263rdSafest: 9,408thLeast Corrupt Governments: 9,497thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,153rdLowest Crime Rates: 11,957thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,395thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,626thHighest Average Incomes: 13,654thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,681stTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 15,234thLargest Populations: 19,124thMost Secular: 20,007thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 23,527th
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 15th in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 85th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 128th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 153rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 179th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 198th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 198th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 205th in the regionMost Pacifist: 213th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 220th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 243rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 261st in the regionMost Cultured: 264th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 267th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 290th in the regionMost Developed: 294th in the regionLargest Populations: 313th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 321st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 323rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 344th in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 361st in the regionBest Weather: 392nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 431st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 447th in the regionLargest Governments: 465th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 479th in the regionSafest: 526th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 528th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 547th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 566th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 591st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 593rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 675th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 704th in the region

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