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Most Devout: 119th Fattest Citizens: 152nd Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 153rd
The Holy Flemingovian Empire of
Corporate Police State
Hail Flemingovia and his benevolent loins
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Virginian Inquisitors

Population9.044 billion

CapitalApostolic City
LeaderLord High Inquisitor Kaldaris

CurrencyAlmighty dollar
Animalheretic monkey

The Holy Flemingovian Empire of Virginian Inquisitors is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Lord High Inquisitor Kaldaris with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, unlimited-speed roads, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.044 billion Holy Rollers are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Apostolic City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Holier-than-thou economy, worth a remarkable 3,435 trillion Almighty dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 379,870 Almighty dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,594,977 per year while the poor average 58,796, a ratio of 27.1 to 1.

Citizens must pay to enjoy Virginian Inquisitors's pristine beaches, napalm is the tool of choice for disabling eco-unfriendly forestry operations, the nation has learned that pulling out is messy, and only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Virginian Inquisitors's national animal is the heretic monkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Flemingovianism.

Virginian Inquisitors is ranked 126,924th in the world and 3,838th in Lazarus for Most Influential, scoring 14 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

Most Devout: 119thFattest Citizens: 152ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 153rdMost Avoided: 190thMost Ignorant Citizens: 243rdLargest Insurance Industry: 246thMost Corrupt Governments: 265thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 268thHighest Disposable Incomes: 273rdLargest Gambling Industry: 316thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 327thLargest Mining Sector: 353rdLargest Retail Industry: 384thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 401stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 422ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 460thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 568thHighest Average Incomes: 688thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 845thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 874thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,009thRudest Citizens: 1,204thTop
Highest Economic Output: 2,776thMost Efficient Economies: 2,814thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,151stLargest Governments: 5,292ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,664thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,170thLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,348thLargest Black Market: 6,821stTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 7,965thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,164thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,999thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 10,930thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,981stMost Conservative: 12,813thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,838thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 12,966th
Fattest Citizens: 7th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8th in the regionMost Devout: 9th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 10th in the regionMost Avoided: 10th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 12th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 13th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 14th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 18th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 20th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 20th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 22nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 26th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 29th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 32nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 32nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 36th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 44th in the regionRudest Citizens: 47th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 134th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 160th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 271st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 282nd in the regionLargest Governments: 285th in the regionTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 299th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 316th in the regionLargest Black Market: 386th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 404th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 415th in the regionMost Conservative: 472nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 485th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 494th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 497th in the regionMost Armed: 552nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 567th in the region

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