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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 35thMost Influential: 563rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,420th
The Kazrian Federation of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Capitalism is the root of evil, We shall be communist
Emperor Yalofu Talin
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Kazanqa

Population7.033 billion

CapitalAyanzka City
LeaderEmperor Yalofu Talin
FaithTalinism

CurrencyKzan
AnimalStarred Vixien

The Kazrian Federation of Kazanqa is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emperor Yalofu Talin with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, zero percent divorce rate, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.033 billion Kazrians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ayanzka City. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Kazrian economy, worth a remarkable 1,674 trillion Kzans a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 238,057 Kzans, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

The most sacred right is the right to ignore the rights of slaves, fat-shaming is now public policy, over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes, and cat memes without alt text are now illegal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kazanqa's national animal is the Starred Vixien, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Talinism.

Kazanqa is ranked 281,627th in the world and 4,142nd in The North Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -9.09 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 35thMost Influential: 563rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,420thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,627thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,653rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,638thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 3,964thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,942ndLargest Black Market: 5,080thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,299thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,300thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,694thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,706thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,249thLargest Governments: 6,330thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,934thHighest Average Incomes: 7,282ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,195thMost Developed: 9,466thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,549thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,621stMost Efficient Economies: 10,287thMost Patriotic: 10,304thLowest Crime Rates: 10,948thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,321stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,801stLargest Mining Sector: 13,955thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 16,393rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,529thMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,220thHighest Economic Output: 20,468thLongest Average Lifespans: 22,365thMost Cultured: 22,433rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 24,870thHighest Poor Incomes: 26,757th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 33rd in the regionMost Influential: 36th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 41st in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 48th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 60th in the regionLargest Black Market: 84th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 89th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 98th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 103rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 104th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 116th in the regionMost Patriotic: 140th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 165th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 189th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 190th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 194th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 207th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 210th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 225th in the regionLargest Governments: 228th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 236th in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 275th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 286th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 329th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 353rd in the regionMost Devout: 375th in the regionMost Developed: 384th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 416th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 456th in the region
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