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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,896thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,000thMost Influential: 9,788th
The Green Patch of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Make Nationstates Green
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Population8.095 billion

LeaderMairéwell Martinson

AnimalTreeky Dragon

The Green Patch of Treekidistan is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mairéwell Martinson with an iron fist, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, ritual sacrifices, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.095 billion Treekidistanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Igniswood. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Treekidistanian economy, worth 818 trillion Solasias a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 101,093 Solasias, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 543,659 per year while the poor average 9,790, a ratio of 55.5 to 1.

Foreign musicians that Mairéwell Martinson dislikes are turned away at the border, forest fires have dropped dramatically as there are hardly any forests left, Treekidistan Barrier Island residents anxiously await their 'Bridge to Somewhere', and middle-aged metal fans quite enjoy being called "rebellious youths" by even older politicians. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Treekidistan's national animal is the Treeky Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Treekidism.

Treekidistan is ranked 44,596th in the world and 994th in The North Pacific for Most Conservative, scoring 75.83 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,896thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,000thMost Influential: 9,788thFattest Citizens: 9,908thMost Devout: 10,197thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13,419thTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 14,508thLargest Black Market: 18,366thMost Ignorant Citizens: 19,438thMost Valuable International Artwork: 23,122ndLargest Mining Sector: 23,309thLargest Welfare Programs: 23,806thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 26,849thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 27,357thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 27,483rd
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 153rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 178th in the regionFattest Citizens: 228th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 231st in the regionMost Devout: 264th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 267th in the regionLargest Black Market: 284th in the regionTop
Largest Mining Sector: 386th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 456th in the region

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