General Assembly
Security Council
JEAN JACKET RUSSELL HIGH SCHOOL
| Population | 5.35 billion |
| Capital | EVERY BURGER IS A KING |
| Leader | Studious Arbuckle Al Haz con Arroz |
| Faith | Theo-static Xibalbian Ritualistic Excess |
| Currency | Sly Fellow |
| Animal | Mercurial Baron von Smite |
The Neo-Dispensational Emirate of JEAN JACKET RUSSELL HIGH SCHOOL is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Studious Arbuckle Al Haz con Arroz with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, complete lack of prisons, and conspicuous electricity pylons. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 5.35 billion Jean Jacks are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Administration, and Defense also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of EVERY BURGER IS A KING. The average income tax rate is 74.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient JEAN JACKET RUSSELL HIGH SCHOOLian economy, worth a remarkable 1,020 trillion Sly Fellows a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 190,784 Sly Fellows, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.
Studious Arbuckle Al Haz con Arroz's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property, the military's newest anti-tank strategy is throwing a landmine like a frisbee, and the military has adopted a weird double-fisted salute. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. JEAN JACKET RUSSELL HIGH SCHOOL's national animal is the Mercurial Baron von Smite, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Theo-static Xibalbian Ritualistic Excess.
JEAN JACKET RUSSELL HIGH SCHOOL is ranked 50,627th in the world and 502nd in The North Pacific for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 14,424.09 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.
Endorsements Received: 252 » 
Walter Jackson, 
Ziprotscria, 
Joevala, 
Wilkshire, 
Troll Punishers, 
Ethnon, 
Northern Zorbrasnka, 
Varisland, 
Shibutani, 
Halsoni, 
The Windmilluminati, 
PlanetMercury, 
Dicko, 
Phoronu, 
Chukstik Illahi, 
Aerilia, 
Stal Valley, 
Great Bights Mum, 
North Bratislava, 
Texaska, 
Ayuzhhhhh, 
Sindoesia, 
Vexilia, 
Filbustan, 
Arucaria, 
Workers Republic of Prestes Order, 
Votak Matim, 
New NVegas, 
Singaporen Empire, 
Mesvice, 
TamilPesum, 
Gendirt, 
Animu Place, 
Esperonia, 
Democatic Donkeys, 
Simone Republic, 
Argylia, 
Karpler, 
Old Emporia, 
Kwaj, 
Wolffoxia, 
The Devskian Revolutionary Republic, 
Karazan, 
Tiodann, 
Solmetria, 
Lemonbiscuits, 
Nationeer, 
Laforeia, 
Koda-Land, 
Greater Portugaliza, and 202 others.
KAP03land, Sil Dorsett, Sanctum Teriaris, Laurendon, Aeurithianar, Former English Colony, AJTON, Hiyzis II, Unsophisticate, Darkanistan, Maott, Etanur, Federation of Vanguard, Neutral Federation of the Mountains, Omnistria, Azzarel, New Fredoenia, New Lakemba, Nistriabar, Necromonia, TheLandOfFunFunFun, PotatoFarmers, Viridiann, Loutsland, Amestris-Britannia, Dreadton, Everything Decided at Random, Xagill, Cadonio, Aguaria Major, Mystiquelle, Unimaginable Doom, Newest Foundedland, Salterra, Lotion Empire, Batatoland Empire, Shrikisthan, Russila, Mk Steele, The Realm of Dorne, Aweentitante, Technocratic-european Countries, South Baba, Verumir, Alsion, Singamadri, Revived Unclear, Ricel, New Chilokver, Oceanica Empire, Territorio di Nessuno, Amestny, Herzliyya, Pica Land, Imperio de Castilho, Gorundu, Coalfield, Yriae, Polgaria, Plexaris, Kandorith, Coopera Social, Hizuru, Aeolist, Gaalar, Srpski Novo Zelandjani, Kazanqa, Choi Hanji, Bankowiata, Potass, Harjad, Solicetine, Uselessness, Falloa, Isla Matador, Gmt2001, South Oasine Mented, The Northern Ice, Slaca, Kabarovsk, Satreburg 2, Phii, Tragesch Firwat, Virginian Inquisitors, Isenoka, Kandura, Our India, Spathganistan, The Uhhhh, New Aquitaine, The Great States of Mexico, Bardopia, Salagalu, Frismana, The Union of The People of Britannia, Chechno-Kalimovski, Arkapolis, Ottoman Empireee, Windurst, Zerentopia, The Iron Lions, Royaume des loups, Gasienice, Hyporrills, Eaetafershe, Anarres II, Merantang Kota, Fincy, Mystris, New Bacalao and the Aurora Islands, Soletmaris, ForFishing, Neo-Zulthyrland, Sortopia, North Arkana, Grande Guanabara, North Norda Islands, New-Ferytland, Arostica, Prasha Empire, Sikol, Mondstadtes KaiseReich, Northern Cheek, Burback, Palutenia, SORT, Elnir, Kaschovia, Dojestan, SussyAmongUsLand, Bagojo, Kobagia, New Kisha, Motaialtefth, The Greater Spanish Empire, Lovarpia, Valentine Z, Soberis, Jughru, South Parter, Marlducro, Xentherida, United Republic of South East Asia, Ioresca, Salzcovia, Neopunk-Brazil, Honeymoon Avenue, Krapinovka, Bochlon, Uncreative name, Soviet Terran, Pytong, Eastern Fuza, Trajonia, Enimero, Tallinia, Islandwalk, The Black Cathedral, Engine Unions, Hannako, Name 0 WA Account, Dakota Territories, Esteneng, Fengate, Inevitable Poverty, Furballland, All Creation, Eggplant Island, Hyphen, Fachumonn, Nicki minaj endings, Darths and Droids, Defenestrata, Kainin, Yukti, Treekidistan, Cytheraon, The Deccan Federation, Rezonovia, Quality Nation, Kitzgos, Moneybagmen, The Austro Germanic Union, Bananyo, Picairn, Zecit, Serkovy, Empty Void, Tape, Freedom and Democratic Socialist, Felpolandia, Obliwek, Homalia, Flydale North, Rainengrad, Federation Terra Australis, Arantha, Bonderovia, Neo Franchia, Liberal Communities, ZabaykalskyKrai, and Dacarbatia.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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JEAN JACKET RUSSELL HIGH SCHOOL endorsed 
The Yonbankonghuaguk of Dacarbatia.
- : JEAN JACKET RUSSELL HIGH SCHOOL was endorsed by The Yonbankonghuaguk of Dacarbatia.
- : Following new legislation in JEAN JACKET RUSSELL HIGH SCHOOL, the military has adopted a weird double-fisted salute.
- : JEAN JACKET RUSSELL HIGH SCHOOL endorsed
The Technocratic of ZabaykalskyKrai.
- : JEAN JACKET RUSSELL HIGH SCHOOL endorsed
The Federation of Liberal Communities.
- : JEAN JACKET RUSSELL HIGH SCHOOL was endorsed by The Technocratic of ZabaykalskyKrai.
- : JEAN JACKET RUSSELL HIGH SCHOOL was endorsed by The Federation of Liberal Communities.
- : Following new legislation in JEAN JACKET RUSSELL HIGH SCHOOL, the military's newest anti-tank strategy is throwing a landmine like a frisbee.
- : JEAN JACKET RUSSELL HIGH SCHOOL adopted General Assembly Resolution #12 "Against Torture".
- : JEAN JACKET RUSSELL HIGH SCHOOL voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend The New Meritocracy".
