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Most Valuable International Artwork: 656thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,608thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,892nd
The ペコペコ of
Left-wing Utopia
steamie, fili, thanks for numbing the pain
Kaz
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Kerlodia

Population3.736 billion

CapitalThe Deep Underground
LeaderKaz
FaithAcceptance

CurrencyHeadpat
AnimalCat

The ペコペコ of Kerlodia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Kaz with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.736 billion Kerlodis are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Deep Underground. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Kerlodi economy, worth 488 trillion Headpats a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 130,659 Headpats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb, many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators, the richest individuals apparently buy nothing but noodles and toilet paper, and in distant lands the nation is known as a lovely place that was even better in the good old days. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kerlodia's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Acceptance.

Kerlodia is ranked 101,218th in the world and 4,141st in the South Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 1,622.71 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 656thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,608thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,892ndNicest Citizens: 1,934thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,964thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,443rdHighest Drug Use: 2,542ndMost Pacifist: 2,571stMost Inclusive: 2,666thBest Weather: 2,827thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,887thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,969thMost Influential: 3,846thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,852ndMost Beautiful Environments: 4,022ndMost Advanced Public Education: 4,181stHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,631stLongest Average Lifespans: 5,380thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,673rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,034thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,064thHealthiest Citizens: 6,386thMost Developed: 6,463rdMost Cultured: 6,569thLowest Crime Rates: 6,893rdLargest Governments: 7,044thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,447thSafest: 7,836thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,846thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,746thSmartest Citizens: 8,770thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 11,688thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,620thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 14,976thHighest Average Incomes: 18,566th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 18th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 42nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 42nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 45th in the regionNicest Citizens: 65th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 66th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 82nd in the regionTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 90th in the regionBest Weather: 92nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 95th in the regionMost Inclusive: 97th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 116th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 119th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 119th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 123rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 127th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 158th in the regionLargest Governments: 178th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 181st in the regionMost Cultured: 187th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 194th in the regionMost Developed: 195th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 196th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 207th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 218th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 225th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 263rd in the regionSafest: 273rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 273rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 320th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 360th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 382nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 416th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 450th in the regionNudest: 497th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 525th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 561st in the regionLargest Populations: 665th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 701st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 750th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kerlodia, in distant lands the nation is known as a lovely place that was even better in the good old days.
  • : Kerlodia lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Kerlodia lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Kerlodia, the richest individuals apparently buy nothing but noodles and toilet paper.
  • : Following new legislation in Kerlodia, many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators.
  • : Following new legislation in Kerlodia, the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb.
  • : Following new legislation in Kerlodia, recognizing the Kerlodi flag qualifies you for citizenship.
  • : Kerlodia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • : Kerlodia lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Kerlodia lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.

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