The Neko People of Kerlodia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Princess Anna Dei Francescho II with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.129 billion Kerlodi enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Citaiti Dei Kerlodia. The average income tax rate is 90.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kerlodi economy, worth 120 trillion Bautista Sovereign Killis a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 106,783 Bautista Sovereign Killis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, a sudden shout of "surprise!" does not herald a party for teachers, and the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kerlodia's national animal is the Jackal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nekoism.

Kerlodia is ranked 119,482^nd in the world and 5,471^st in the South Pacific for Most Pro-Market, scoring 32.78 on the Rand Index.