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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 855thMost Secular: 870thLowest Crime Rates: 1,083rd
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Sovietskogo Soyuz

Population5.428 billion

LeaderShavkat Mirziyoyev

AnimalEurasian brown bear

The Federation of Sovietskogo Soyuz is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Shavkat Mirziyoyev with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cynical population of 5.428 billion Soviets are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moscow. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Soviet economy, worth a remarkable 1,125 trillion rubles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 207,384 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Employers are gradually adapting to the alien premise of paying wages to their workers, government employees have reverted to carrier pigeon due to never-ending virus scans, the government has legalised small-scale capitalism, and billions of rubles are being blown on orbital weapons development. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sovietskogo Soyuz's national animal is the Eurasian brown bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Sovietskogo Soyuz is ranked 138,075th in the world and 663rd in Europe for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 647.88 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 855thMost Secular: 870thLowest Crime Rates: 1,083rdMost Patriotic: 1,529thMost Influential: 1,747thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,796thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,619thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,759thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,791stTop
Largest Governments: 2,858thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,210thMost Developed: 3,289thHealthiest Citizens: 4,096thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,157thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,831stMost Advanced Public Education: 4,906thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,907thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,262ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,505thSmartest Citizens: 5,985thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,273rdMost Pacifist: 7,453rdHighest Average Incomes: 9,212thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,254thMost Efficient Economies: 9,939thMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,487thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,658thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,944thNicest Citizens: 11,611thTop
Highest Food Quality: 15,386thMost Cultured: 15,809thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,753rdMost Authoritarian: 16,938thSafest: 17,236thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,517thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,900thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 26,563rdHighest Economic Output: 26,898th
Most Patriotic: 12th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 14th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 20th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 23rd in the regionMost Secular: 24th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 33rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 41st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 44th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 44th in the regionLargest Governments: 49th in the regionTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 68th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 69th in the regionMost Developed: 74th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 78th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 79th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 79th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 79th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 94th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 95th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 98th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 100th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 116th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 118th in the region

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