The Federation of Sovietskogo Soyuz is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Shavkat Mirziyoyev with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 6.069 billion Soviets are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moscow. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Soviet economy, worth a remarkable 1,309 trillion rubles a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 215,769 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Foreign nations kill migratory animals at random in the hope that Sovietskogo Soyuz will pay them to stop, nations across the world are quick to praise Shavkat Mirziyoyev's good looks and intellectual prowess, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police, and you can't spell society without CIS. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sovietskogo Soyuz's national animal is the Eurasian brown bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Sovietskogo Soyuz is ranked 2,573^rd in the world and 39^th in Europe for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 8,793.97 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.