by Max Barry

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 77thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 201stMost Influential: 351st
The Free Land of
Left-Leaning College State
Peace & Love.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Below Average

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population2.374 billion

LeaderKamil Iwo


The Free Land of Pytong is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kamil Iwo with an even hand, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, pith helmet sales, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.374 billion Pytongians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kamilowo. The average income tax rate is 81.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pytongian economy, worth 365 trillion kapustas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 154,115 kapustas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description, forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies, being dead no longer has any benefits, and the nation's latest batch of politicians include internet comedians, an alleged serial killer, and a highly trained Goldfinch. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pytong's national animal is the Goldfinch, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Pytongism.

Pytong is ranked 61,676th in the world and 2,092nd in The North Pacific for Most Armed, with 0.62 Weapons Per Person.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 77thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 201stMost Influential: 351stTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 2,784thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,362ndMost Efficient Economies: 6,762ndHighest Poor Incomes: 7,710thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,784thLargest Black Market: 8,479thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,517thBest Weather: 8,730thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,398thMost Inclusive: 9,436thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,765thHighest Food Quality: 10,047thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,323rdRudest Citizens: 10,384thHealthiest Citizens: 10,600thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,019thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,098thMost Developed: 11,398thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 11,933rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,953rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,030thLargest Governments: 13,239thMost Cultured: 13,342ndHighest Average Incomes: 13,386thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,058thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,870thLargest Publishing Industry: 15,736thSmartest Citizens: 17,088thLargest Retail Industry: 18,231stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19,239thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20,757th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 13th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 110th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 156th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 174th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 203rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 361st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 381st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 384th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 426th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 437th in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 477th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 480th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 488th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 514th in the regionBest Weather: 526th in the regionMost Inclusive: 562nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 574th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 581st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 582nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 584th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 587th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 609th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 633rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 673rd in the regionMost Developed: 673rd in the regionLargest Governments: 680th in the regionMost Cultured: 691st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 695th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 782nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 793rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 813th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Pytong was endorsed by Alugoro.
  • : Pytong was endorsed by The Holy Blue Zombie Land of Forshura.
  • : Pytong was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
  • : Following new legislation in Pytong, the nation's latest batch of politicians include internet comedians, an alleged serial killer, and a highly trained Goldfinch.
  • : Pytong was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "Left-Leaning College State".
  • : Following new legislation in Pytong, being dead no longer has any benefits.
  • : Following new legislation in Pytong, forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies.
  • : Following new legislation in Pytong, military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description.
  • : Following new legislation in Pytong, suburban families are finding themselves increasingly short on food as they waste precious water on their lawns.
  • : Pytong was endorsed by The United States of Joseph Joestar 2nd part.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 418 » The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Nistriabar, Holy Oranz, Ethnon, Nordic-British Union, Aerilia, Xipher, Gendirt, Eastern Cous Empria, Lulubellia, Yaorozu, Pallaith, Venicea, Pleroma Sans Romans, Partax, Great Bights Mum, Ravendi, Wilkshire, Walter Jackson, Loutsland, Advancia-Sizzletown, Eywaan, East Supple Lund, Hamerica, The Rhein States, Prydania, Selfgradatude, Liminyj, Republica Guilleana, Animu Place, El Fiji Grande, Chukstik Illahi, Dreadton, Guer Aike, Testnation223, Volstokn, Corfad, Shibutani, Notyoutopia, The Windmilluminati, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Hardscrabble, Dangine, Seenvorland, Siwale, Former English Colony, Territorio di Nessuno, Crusadam, Zemper Macro, SORT, and 368 others.Godwanna, Highton Islands, Heilhum Imperius, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, Zecit, Koda-Land, Draconian Progression, Brucklania, Phoronu, Cretox State, The Tampa Bay Rays, Necromonia, Xagill, Humptalumpta, Panama Coalition, Picairn, Clan Spaniel, Figyjharli, Orado, Itallitopia, Omnistria, R libanon, Simone Republic, The Sinclarian Provinces, Shadowrik, The Austro Germanic Union, Lemonbiscuits, A Salmon Named Harold, Daerlan, Dar es Saalam, Karazan, Sil Dorsett, North Unity, Old Emporia, Kragsgale, Altivia, West Zebrupco Bageropirex, LostLegion, Srpski Novo Zelandjani, Newpromisedland, Fascist Democracy, Arimbia, Maott, Cloydicia, Colonies of Free Temeria, Malta Comino Gozo, Solphine, AVALOHIA, North Bratislava, Bend Mai, Pleasuretown, Votak Matim, Feelonia, Azzarel, United States of Americanas, United Asgardian States, Solmetria, Ardretia, Amerian States, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Anungu, Arrivederci, WeKnow, Marmiedon, Empy, Kranostav, Quentiam Viventem, Merconitonitopia, Aetulia, Unsophisticate, PotatoFarmers, The Great Imperial Roman Empire, South Baba, United Island States of Southeast Asia, Dakota Territories, Rainengrad, Chips and Guac, Esplandia, Aeurithianar, Cartures, Orogonia, Jovian Knights, Vesuva, The True Frog, Alqulonde, Harjad, Ibarkla, Frances Francis the First of France, Conservative State of Poland, New Lakemba, Zokk, African-Empire, Lorigia, Zimmerdachen, 5 kingdoms of Britannia, Eraver, Wooloo Unitedstrtes, Dicko, Batatoland Empire, Yokciq Empire, Detrivania, Sikol, Hells Ninth Circle, Joodey, Ver Testua, Kamohoalii, Navorden, Free Culture, Zaeli, DIMAnism, Vexilia, Madjack, The Bureaucratic Territories, Paul Pasch, Miamington, Xarrel, Lucedeia, Ramiru, Amblegreserland, Vincone Cae, Bankowiata, Ausnakulia, Brsil, French Bananastan, Morover, Potatolandium, Andanavia, Northwest Zedonia, Valentine Z, Singamadri, Tachycardia, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Solcius, TJUN-ia, Confederacy of North America, Drentusa, Manticore utopia, The English Alliance, Nationeer, Nodnarb, Caselpania, Yukti, Yemet, Ing Comashki, The Sansvich, Khoik, Chadinton, Timothea, Yellops, Aingard, Finchin, Central Ryal, Gainesixtan, Keurig Machines, Outer Shenendoah, Pradovnia, Nova Arcania, Kim Da-mi, Wooleystan, Iceria, Santalcine, Konolas, Xanatosi, Holy Empire of Greater Bavaria, Kappacon, Lux Conos, Cinnibar, Neo Colorado, United Kahndaq, Changjo, Felpolandia, AmManies, Vladmir Putin, Freyford, Etanur, 1 very fast endotarter, Texas States, Osternia, Orenmark, Pope Saint Peter the Apostle, PEG, Zixu, BrightFutures, Ellbonnia, Ivy Rekkia, The Stratosphere Islands, Zupla, Desvios, Sunto, Inspiratus, Pasargad, USSRITWILLWORK, The Iron Lions, The Vistula, Ilmatil, United States of Medford, The Pantheons, Dacian Freelands, Wineclaw, Ice and Tinian, AverageJoevlania, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Northern Hark Eis Supond, North Brightonia, Wodan, Grue, Libertania Democratica, RepublicCity, Obelias, The Serdey Islands, Intion North, Odelinor, Slyakanya, Ueino, East Akra, The Pleiads, HolyDoge, The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada, Strongwill, New Michag, Garnet Liberty, Beareldon, Daiz, Russian Peoples Union, Losiste, Harmonypine, Que Lukustinardon, The Jerichowan Country, Tir na Saoirse Alainn, Nuronte, Illusia and Neverendia, Loungdako, Western Vapia, Ocharckia, Kartujia, Kievan Komondo, Socialist People of Redondo Mundo, SouthCarolina, The Endless Eventide, Climeria, MonkeMafiaTopia, Trooporia, Ages, Destructive Government Endorsing System, New Chilokver, Yalkan, The Republic of Free Peoples, Apscorren, Seijitsu, TLTland, Blyskalia, New Celoveniortan, Fieldia, New Feltre, Pinguioris, Federacionale, Star Kingdom, Vene Gra, New Bedre, Antiyard, Alcavia, Brandenburg-Ansbach, Canineia, Blahcostan, The Navy Blue, Bueszqostan, Folenz, Alice Gardens, Amestris-Britannia, Aeolist, A Victorian Era Nation, Morgul, Havonosa, Svenskskit, Bharathvarsh, San Vino, His Enduring Majesty, Glurponia, Wisconsota, Kromi, Mon Island, Free Nation of Hong Kong, Kyruev, Xentherida, Zyvetskistaahn, Runeda, Arthyia, Planes, Enfindania, Darkmondoria, Northern Socialist Council Republics, Warnen, Super Girl, The Mazur Empire, Joevala, Galbadiana, Gondwanaia, Sachi, KhalChicken, East Wushen, McMasterdonia, Soleha, Higher Cascadia, Moubarakistan, Deseret-Moronia, The Cold Northern North, Zemnaya Svoboda, -Slovania, Kingdom of KHATTAB, The Teddy, Vesteysia, The Republic of Maltaland, Tyirza, Valgarda, Francois Isidore, Erisoria, Travislavania, Wapistan, Weeeest viiiiirginiaaaa, Austrian Confederacy, ForestMythal, Xyrron, Nyock, Nordliches Stadt, Aryan Homeland, Ardenstania, Steampunk Ariel, Qurtuba, VictorH, Jaxikistan, Randomcountryland, Seanat, Tsandonown, Greater Ale Permars, Ariele, Fraystonia, Card Kingdom, Tepe, Sopernia, Morcusa Clicanskaukk, Bearical, Unshleepd, Paradeavenlisian States, Capablanca, Lionia, Sahriastan, The Calabash Protectorate, Tibus Heth, Technocratic-european Countries, Praeceps, Palgo, Dabarastan, Rising Sakura, Teothopia, Larger Green Plants, Religioncord, Lorinth, New Trisone, Weeb cult, Tringapore, Koletsia, Aguaria Major, Antonimus, FLARADESTRA, United Soviet State of North Amerika, Hellsinky, Joseph Joestar 2nd part, and Forshura.

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