Population | 8.145 billion |
Capital | Petrograd |
Leader | Lubey II Privykia |
Faith | Orthodox |
Currency | Ludon |
Animal | Black Eagle |
The Lotionese Empire of Lotion Empire is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Lubey II Privykia with an iron fist, and remarkable for its lack of airports, smutty television, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 8.145 billion Lotionese are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Industry and Law & Order are also considered important, while International Aid and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Petrograd. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Lotionese economy, worth a remarkable 2,571 trillion Ludons a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 315,764 Ludons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.
The rainbow assortment of chemicals in the water has turned the frogs gay, the government keeps its thumb on the scales of justice, local executives are seen on the corner with cardboard signs reading "will oppress the masses for food", and the Department of Health is snowed under by requests for crisper ciabatta and tenderer tagliatelle. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lotion Empire's national animal is the Black Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Orthodox.
Lotion Empire is ranked 17,282nd in the world and 692nd in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 91.58 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Lotion Empire, the Department of Health is snowed under by requests for crisper ciabatta and tenderer tagliatelle.
- : Lotion Empire lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Lotion Empire lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Lotion Empire, local executives are seen on the corner with cardboard signs reading "will oppress the masses for food".
- : Lotion Empire lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Lotion Empire lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Lotion Empire lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Lotion Empire lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Lotion Empire lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Lotion Empire lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.