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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 321st Most Advanced Defense Forces: 427th Most Influential: 634th
The Revolutionary Yakuvony of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Slava Yakuvony!
Volkov Malinkov
Influence
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Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
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Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Lotion Empire

Population3.116 billion

CapitalMygrosk
LeaderVolkov Malinkov
FaithRodnovery

CurrencyByloruna
AnimalGolden Eagle

The Revolutionary Yakuvony of Lotion Empire is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Volkov Malinkov with an iron fist, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, parental licensing program, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.116 billion Yakuvonians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mygrosk. The average income tax rate is 92.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Yakuvoniak economy, worth 641 trillion Bylorunas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 205,833 Bylorunas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories', the nation is committed to nuclear rearmament, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers, and warfare increasingly resembles a video game. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lotion Empire's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Rodnovery.

Lotion Empire is ranked 6,044th in the world and 283rd in The North Pacific for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 92.9 Effective Tax Rate.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 321stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 427thMost Influential: 634thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,115thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,513thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,973rdMost Corrupt Governments: 2,320thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,676thLargest Black Market: 2,779thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,886thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,150thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,779thHighest Average Incomes: 5,100thLowest Crime Rates: 5,247thLargest Governments: 5,495thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,044thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,494thHealthiest Citizens: 8,284thTop
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Most Conservative: 8,837thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,951stMost Efficient Economies: 9,056thMost Authoritarian: 9,759thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,665thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,897thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,715thLargest Mining Sector: 15,136thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,562ndMost Developed: 16,674thMost Devout: 16,976th
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 17th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 49th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 60th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 67th in the regionLargest Black Market: 88th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 89th in the regionTop
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Largest Insurance Industry: 98th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 147th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 159th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 182nd in the regionMost Influential: 228th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 235th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 255th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 256th in the regionLargest Governments: 265th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 283rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 397th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 427th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 429th in the regionTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 459th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 513th in the regionMost Conservative: 587th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 611th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 620th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 633rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 651st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 689th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 780th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 823rd in the regionMost Devout: 854th in the region

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