by Max Barry

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 23rdMost Subsidized Industry: 156thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 414th
The Los'onyy Soyuz of
Father Knows Best State
Vozrozhdeniye | Rebirth
Pavlov Iosif Privykia ''Los'on V''
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Lotion Empire

Population6.568 billion

LeaderPavlov Iosif Privykia ''Los'on V''

AnimalGolden Eagle

The Los'onyy Soyuz of Lotion Empire is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Pavlov Iosif Privykia ''Los'on V'' with an iron fist, and renowned for its fear of technology, pith helmet sales, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.568 billion Lotionese are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Industry and Law & Order also on the agenda, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Los'ongrad. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Lotionese economy, worth a remarkable 1,877 trillion Ludons a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 285,912 Ludons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners, caps with skulls on them are the height of fashion, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads, and the military perceives nations hit by natural disasters as "easy pickings". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lotion Empire's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Orthodox.

Lotion Empire is ranked 1,619th in the world and 103rd in The North Pacific for Rudest Citizens, with 246.31 Insults Per Minute.

Most Advanced Defense Forces: 23rdMost Subsidized Industry: 156thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 414thMost Valuable International Artwork: 511thMost Corrupt Governments: 569thLargest Black Market: 870thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 872ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,372ndMost Efficient Economies: 1,493rdRudest Citizens: 1,619thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,694thMost Influential: 1,806thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,895thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,952ndLargest Governments: 1,967thMost Avoided: 2,061stTop
Largest Mining Sector: 2,244thHighest Average Incomes: 2,282ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,419thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,313thNudest: 5,651stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,180thMost Secular: 7,469thLowest Crime Rates: 7,531stHighest Economic Output: 8,196thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,226thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,836thTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 12,391stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14,615thMost Primitive: 19,223rd
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 24th in the regionLargest Black Market: 38th in the regionMost Avoided: 64th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 69th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 70th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 75th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 83rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 88th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 90th in the regionLargest Governments: 97th in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 103rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 105th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 108th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 112th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 212th in the regionNudest: 226th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 232nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 252nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 316th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 374th in the regionMost Secular: 400th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 431st in the regionTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 570th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 592nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 596th in the regionMost Influential: 667th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 771st in the regionLargest Populations: 801st in the regionMost Primitive: 1,012th in the region

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