The ULSS at war of Lotion Empire is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Chazov Vitomir with an iron fist, and renowned for its state-planned economy, digital currency, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.697 billion Lotionese are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lotiongrad. The average income tax rate is 91.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lotion economy, worth 488 trillion State Ludons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 181,088 State Ludons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's soldiers are considered the best-dressed in The North Pacific, the might of the entire Lotion Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders, citizens have an obligation to remain silent and anything they say may be used against them, and the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lotion Empire's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Secular State.

Lotion Empire is ranked 58,256^th in the world and 1,395^th in The North Pacific for Largest Populations, with 2.70 billion Capita.