by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 312th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 679th Most Influential: 1,151st
The ULSS at war of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Lotionese, United pod rukovodstvom znamena kommunizma!
Chazov Vitomir
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Lotion Empire

Population2.697 billion

LeaderChazov Vitomir
FaithSecular State

CurrencyState Ludon
AnimalGolden Eagle

The ULSS at war of Lotion Empire is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Chazov Vitomir with an iron fist, and renowned for its state-planned economy, digital currency, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.697 billion Lotionese are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lotiongrad. The average income tax rate is 91.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lotion economy, worth 488 trillion State Ludons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 181,088 State Ludons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's soldiers are considered the best-dressed in The North Pacific, the might of the entire Lotion Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders, citizens have an obligation to remain silent and anything they say may be used against them, and the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lotion Empire's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Secular State.

Lotion Empire is ranked 58,256th in the world and 1,395th in The North Pacific for Largest Populations, with 2.70 billion Capita.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 312thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 679thMost Influential: 1,151stTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,182ndLargest Insurance Industry: 2,604thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,753rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,999thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,005thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,275thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,829thLargest Black Market: 4,394thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,446thLowest Crime Rates: 5,551stLargest Governments: 6,404thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,833rdHealthiest Citizens: 7,314thHighest Average Incomes: 7,488thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,024thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 9,292ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,974thMost Conservative: 10,217thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,167thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,428thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,971stMost Developed: 15,575thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,334th
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 26th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 71st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 76th in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 99th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 104th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 113th in the regionLargest Black Market: 132nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 139th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 181st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 220th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 232nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 259th in the regionLargest Governments: 292nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 296th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 352nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 391st in the regionMost Influential: 420th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 422nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 447th in the regionTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 492nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 525th in the regionMost Conservative: 630th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 681st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 698th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 715th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 787th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 843rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 860th in the regionMost Developed: 886th in the region

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