The Revolutionary Yakuvony of Lotion Empire is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Volkov Malinkov with an iron fist, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, parental licensing program, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.116 billion Yakuvonians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mygrosk. The average income tax rate is 92.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Yakuvoniak economy, worth 641 trillion Bylorunas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 205,833 Bylorunas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories', the nation is committed to nuclear rearmament, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers, and warfare increasingly resembles a video game. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lotion Empire's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Rodnovery.

Lotion Empire is ranked 6,044^th in the world and 283^rd in The North Pacific for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 92.9 Effective Tax Rate.