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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 26thMost Subsidized Industry: 158thMost Valuable International Artwork: 268th
The Lotionese Empire of
Father Knows Best State
S Nami Bog!
Lotion IV
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Lotion Empire

Population5.134 billion

CapitalLotiongrad
LeaderLotion IV
FaithSecular State

CurrencyLudons
AnimalGolden Eagle

The Lotionese Empire of Lotion Empire is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Lotion IV with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.134 billion Lotionese are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Industry and Law & Order are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lotiongrad. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Lotion economy, worth a remarkable 1,262 trillion Ludons a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an amazing 245,942 Ludons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines, fashion stores are exploding in sales as clothing is reintroduced to the country, unused plastic recycling bins are being dumped into landfills by the tonne, and children have only the most basic of education. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lotion Empire's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Secular State.

Lotion Empire is ranked 46,610th in the world and 2,475th in The North Pacific for Most Pro-Market, scoring 57.89 on the Rand Index.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 26thMost Subsidized Industry: 158thMost Valuable International Artwork: 268thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 322ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 449thMost Corrupt Governments: 847thLargest Black Market: 1,069thLargest Mining Sector: 1,458thMost Primitive: 1,636thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 1,954thRudest Citizens: 2,136thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,145thMost Influential: 2,432ndMost Avoided: 2,524thLargest Governments: 2,816thHighest Average Incomes: 3,418thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,543rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,630thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,764thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,237thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,609thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,705thLowest Crime Rates: 8,214thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,289thTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 9,954thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,945thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,062ndHighest Economic Output: 12,000thMost Devout: 12,631stLargest Welfare Programs: 13,999thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,571stNudest: 16,200thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 17,076th
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 35th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 37th in the regionLargest Black Market: 41st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 43rd in the regionMost Primitive: 56th in the regionMost Avoided: 78th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 109th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 109th in the regionRudest Citizens: 126th in the regionLargest Governments: 137th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 149th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 163rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 166th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 167th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 290th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 309th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 314th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 320th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 363rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 382nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 413th in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 441st in the regionNudest: 451st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 457th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 518th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 528th in the regionMost Devout: 568th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 599th in the regionMost Influential: 710th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 774th in the region

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