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Most Subsidized Industry: 111th Most Efficient Economies: 1,255th Largest Black Market: 1,983rd
The Republic of
Moralistic Democracy
Everywhere is Home
Mr President
Regional Influence
Hatchling
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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The Republic of Everywheristan is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Mr President with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 6.999 billion Everywherians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, corrupt government prioritizes Industry, although Defense, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Administration and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Somewheropol. The average income tax rate is 73.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Everywhere economy, worth 626 trillion Golds a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is 89,567 Golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Claiming to have performed the Heimlich Maneuver is a popular defense for assault charges, CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears, the "fire department" is often called to remove offensive religious texts, and armed police are cracking down on untaxed collectable-card-trading in local junior schools. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Everywheristan's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Everywheristan is ranked 11,311th in the world and 583rd in The North Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 12.31 Bananas Ingested Per Day.

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Most Subsidized Industry: 111thMost Efficient Economies: 1,255thTop
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Largest Black Market: 1,983rdNudest: 3,908thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,719thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,632ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,736thMost Cultured: 7,533rdTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 8,001stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8,359thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,767thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,788thMost Developed: 8,974thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,059thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,134thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,881stHealthiest Citizens: 11,311thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,622ndMost Armed: 13,324th
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Most Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 39th in the regionLargest Black Market: 43rd in the regionTop
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Nudest: 131st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 159th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 178th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 190th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 307th in the regionMost Cultured: 327th in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 389th in the regionLargest Populations: 393rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 405th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 415th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 418th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 421st in the regionMost Armed: 430th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 435th in the regionMost Developed: 478th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 496th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 497th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 583rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 747th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Everywheristan, armed police are cracking down on untaxed collectable-card-trading in local junior schools.
  • : Following new legislation in Everywheristan, the "fire department" is often called to remove offensive religious texts.
  • : Following new legislation in Everywheristan, CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears.
  • : Following new legislation in Everywheristan, claiming to have performed the Heimlich Maneuver is a popular defense for assault charges.
  • : Everywheristan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Following new legislation in Everywheristan, former bars are desperately trying to re-brand themselves as cafés.
  • : Everywheristan was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Moralistic Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Everywheristan, commemoration of the Great The North Pacific War costs almost as much as the war itself.
  • : Following new legislation in Everywheristan, job opportunities abound in the Hole Recycling industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Everywheristan, the nation's once beautiful countryside have turned brown as farmers spray potent pesticides.

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