by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 710th Most Influential: 1,120th Most Devout: 2,553rd
The White Pearly Heavens of
Father Knows Best State
I am the Way, the Truth and the Life.
The Alpha and The Omega
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Finely Unionized Network

Population10.778 billion

CapitalThe Kingdom of Heaven
LeaderThe Alpha and The Omega
FaithThe Way The Truth and The Life


The White Pearly Heavens of Finely Unionized Network is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by The Alpha and The Omega with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.778 billion Angels are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Environment, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Kingdom of Heaven. The average income tax rate is 92.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Celestial economy, worth a remarkable 1,200 trillion Rupees a year, is highly specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 111,415 Rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

School children asked "what is two times two?" are likely to form a symposium to discuss how different answers make them feel, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper, politicians have literally dirty hands from their extracurricular activities, and a new religious movement claims that people's souls are stored in phosphorous. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Finely Unionized Network's national animal is the Seraphim, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Way The Truth and The Life.

Finely Unionized Network is ranked 153,532nd in the world and 9,232nd in The North Pacific for Most Pacifist, with 6.61 Cheeks Turned Per Day.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 710thMost Influential: 1,120thTop
Most Devout: 2,553rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,398thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,579thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,837thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,918thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,696thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,202ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,638thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,947thNudest: 6,982ndBest Weather: 7,110thLowest Crime Rates: 7,313thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,518thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,674thMost Developed: 8,131stTop
Healthiest Citizens: 8,508thLargest Governments: 9,101stHighest Economic Output: 10,286thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,576thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,796thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,966thMost Efficient Economies: 13,255thMost Cultured: 14,309thMost Stationary: 15,011thLargest Populations: 16,510th
Most Devout: 99th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 109th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 110th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 143rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 182nd in the regionNudest: 216th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 278th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 282nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 286th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 313th in the regionLargest Populations: 327th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 333rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 333rd in the regionMost Stationary: 362nd in the regionBest Weather: 392nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 395th in the regionLargest Governments: 408th in the regionMost Influential: 413th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 420th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 455th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 462nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 464th in the regionMost Developed: 471st in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 494th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 577th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 662nd in the regionMost Cultured: 734th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 867th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 904th in the region

World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 147 » Notyoutopia, Selfgradatude, Guslantis, Yaorozu, SillyString, Apetopia, The Galactic Triumvirate, Sunto, Xentherida, Frances Francis the First of France, Novare Res, Unimaginable Doom, Yeraennus, Sil Dorsett, Shadowrik, Great Bights Mum, Avalon, Holy Oranz, Gorinchem and Hoog-Hoornaar, Calamazo, Ceretis, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Republic of Dixie, Wineclaw, Siwale, Malta Comino Gozo, Chukstik Illahi, Ainsworth, American MapleStory, Southern Stroraia, Pallaith, Kwaj, General COE, Friently, Shin-Hachioji, Diodone, McMasterdonia, Yukti, Kelvaros Prime, New Chilokver, Buckerino, Cloydicia, Bayern-Straubing, PlanetPunk, The Iron Lions, Moubarakistan, Universal State Formula, Amerian States, Territorio di Nessuno, Tredano, and 97 others.Panama Coalition, Corfad, Beodarasc, Wodan, The The Bierands, Unsophisticate, Victoriaans Nederlands, The Syca, Agrauron, Mzeusia, Gladio II, Malvad, NatsukiLand, Eglise Sainte Eve, A Terribly Charismatic Duck, Ozstan, Puczovska, Guyomartand, Atain, The Windmilluminati, Phoronu, Albacria, Municipality of Baria and Vungtau, Shibutani, Q w e r t y, New Seaview Cove, Lower Nubia, Californian Redwood, Riverwinde, THX1138, Pavlikstan, Former English Colony, Koda-Land, Kylesburgh, Mahsoobia, Highton Islands, Snoodum, The Gamer Party, Racoda, Eravonia, Whereisthatistan, Sacrento, United Draconia, Walist, Sanjurika, Suicidistan, Zeternia, New Trisone, Sundred, Empy, Pizza Squared, SORT, The Mace Kingdom, CedieRKing, Sahriastan, Ethnon, Hyperbanus, Alsace and Lorraine United, The United States of Romania, Dovena, Quranite, Maott, Aenglaland, Vsyerossiya, I am the one who knocks, El Fiji Grande, Arstungry, Abject Ludicrosity, Misuvelia, Dar es Saalam, Daukas, Solcialist States, Wilkshire, Maj Tonia Godgueeber, Democritus, Joaquin El Chapo Guzman, Yarecir, Malphe, Papika, Tawya, Curtis Cosla, Xorroth, The Pantheons, Freienland, The Rhein States, The Most Freedom Ever, Lionia, New Bremerton, Islavity Pod, McAncapland, Kranostav, Funkadelia, Valhalla123, Tyroshh, New Pruessen, Copria, and The Serdey Islands.

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