by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 719th Most Influential: 1,016th Most Devout: 2,465th
The White Pearly Heavens of
Father Knows Best State
I am the Way, the Truth and the Life.
The Alpha and The Omega
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Finely Unionized Network

Population9.487 billion

CapitalThe Kingdom of Heaven
LeaderThe Alpha and The Omega
FaithThe Way The Truth and The Life


The White Pearly Heavens of Finely Unionized Network is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by The Alpha and The Omega with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, public floggings, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.487 billion Angels are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Environment are also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Kingdom of Heaven. The average income tax rate is 91.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Celestial economy, worth a remarkable 1,058 trillion Rupees a year, is highly specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 111,619 Rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

School children asked "what is two times two?" are likely to form a symposium to discuss how different answers make them feel, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper, politicians have literally dirty hands from their extracurricular activities, and a new religious movement claims that people's souls are stored in phosphorous. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Finely Unionized Network's national animal is the Seraphim, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Way The Truth and The Life.

Finely Unionized Network is ranked 32,413th in the world and 1,572nd in The North Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 169.7 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 719thMost Influential: 1,016thTop
Most Devout: 2,465thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,529thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,612thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,584thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,616thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,596thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,933rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,230thLowest Crime Rates: 7,313thNudest: 7,696thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,733rdMost Subsidized Industry: 7,956thMost Developed: 8,102ndHealthiest Citizens: 8,683rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,791stBest Weather: 8,956thTop
Largest Governments: 9,367thHighest Economic Output: 10,847thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,281stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,368thMost Efficient Economies: 13,090thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,507thMost Cultured: 16,254thHighest Poor Incomes: 17,300thLargest Populations: 17,510th
Most Devout: 96th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 106th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 114th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 166th in the regionNudest: 222nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 225th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 272nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 285th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 294th in the regionLargest Populations: 299th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 316th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 339th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 360th in the regionLargest Governments: 407th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 414th in the regionMost Influential: 427th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 428th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 434th in the regionMost Stationary: 443rd in the regionMost Developed: 456th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 469th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 477th in the regionBest Weather: 485th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 517th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 615th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 635th in the regionMost Cultured: 803rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 863rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 876th in the region

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