The Imperial Federation of The Galactic Triumvirate is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by President Alicia Florrick with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.728 billion Triumvirateans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kaas City. The average income tax rate is 63.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Galactic Triumviratean economy, worth 897 trillion Pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 133,324 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A few immigrants are better than no immigrants according to President Alicia Florrick, powerful x-ray machines used by the Customs Department can see into the homes of nearby residents, immersive video game experiences are interrupted by incessant disclaimer pop-ups, and young girls aren't having a ball but they are enjoying themselves. Crime is totally unknown. The Galactic Triumvirate's national animal is the Kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Galactic Triumvirate is ranked 16,955^th in the world and 917^th in The North Pacific for Most Pacifist, with 125.52 Cheeks Turned Per Day.