The Corporation of Krapinovka is a massive, genial nation, ruled by the president MnCrinns with an iron fist, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, aversion to nipples, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 4.247 billion employeeses are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kardash Department 104. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Krapinovkan economy, worth 948 trillion ICIS a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 223,314 ICIS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

The police use sound cannons and mortars to deal with loud parties, tourists avoid using the nation's bugged phones and monitored internet, teenagers sit around on their butts all day, and farting etiquette is taught in schools. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Krapinovka's national animal is the EMPLwork, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is integral calculus.

Krapinovka is ranked 284,418^th in the world and 329^th in United Kingdom for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 17.08 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.