The Corporation of Krapinovka is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by General manager MnCrinns with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.469 billion employeeses are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kardash Department 104. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 86.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Krapinovkan economy, worth 432 trillion ICIS a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 175,181 ICIS, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.

Prison reforms have replaced communal luaus with communal loos, exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel, and the nation leads United States of America in per capita stalking. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Krapinovka's national animal is the EMPLwork, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Oun 's Bible 48.

Krapinovka is ranked 10,144^th in the world and 5^th in United States of America for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 10,921.61 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.