The Free State of Lovarpia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Prime Minister Christopher Finn with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.895 billion Lovarpians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Industry, with Healthcare, Defense, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vitechilecy. The average income tax rate is 84.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lovarpian economy, worth 495 trillion pounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 127,195 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Recorded music can be rented but not bought from record companies, Prime Minister Christopher Finn will only ring up foreign leaders if they agree to reverse the charges, foreign converts are illuminated by both missionaries and helicopter searchlights, and it is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lovarpia's national animal is the albatross, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Barbatosism.

Lovarpia is ranked 202,931^st in the world and 10,453^rd in The North Pacific for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.92 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.