by Max Barry

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Rudest Citizens: 249thMost Valuable International Artwork: 358thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 431st
The Unified Kingdom of
Corporate Bordello
Do what you must.
Minister of Communications
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
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Population9.5 billion

LeaderAlbus Karelka III

AnimalKulevian Butterfly

The Unified Kingdom of Kaschovia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Albus Karelka III with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, complete lack of prisons, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 9.5 billion Kaschovians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kaiseva. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Kaschovian economy, worth a remarkable 2,480 trillion Kaschis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 261,126 Kaschis, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,370,327 per year while the poor average 3,334, a ratio of 710 to 1.

Freighter lifeboats have been replaced by state of the art marker buoys so divers can recover the cargo after they sink, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, hit TV show 'The eXecution Factor' is a critical success, and tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of historical leaders at Mount Rushless. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Kaschovia's national animal is the Kulevian Butterfly, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Kaschovia is ranked 2,250th in the world and 63rd in The North Pacific for Most Avoided, scoring 398.06 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Rudest Citizens: 249thMost Valuable International Artwork: 358thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 431stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 496thMost Armed: 998thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,155thLargest Retail Industry: 1,327thHighest Crime Rates: 1,357thFattest Citizens: 1,361stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,576thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,622ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,765thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,819thMost Efficient Economies: 1,914thMost Secular: 2,054thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,194thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,228thMost Avoided: 2,250thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,092ndTop
Most Influential: 3,222ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,523rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,873rdHighest Average Incomes: 3,913thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,705thSmartest Citizens: 5,229thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,518thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,755thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,208thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,656thMost Cultured: 8,218thHighest Economic Output: 8,254thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,234thLargest Governments: 12,182ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,698thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 15,321stTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 16,229thMost Inclusive: 16,396thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 18,145thLargest Mining Sector: 18,635thHighest Food Quality: 20,960thMost Pro-Market: 22,596thLargest Black Market: 23,085thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 26,502ndLargest Insurance Industry: 29,002ndMost Politically Free: 30,271st
Rudest Citizens: 12th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 18th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 21st in the regionMost Armed: 37th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 44th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 45th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 46th in the regionFattest Citizens: 48th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 49th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 50th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 53rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 58th in the regionMost Avoided: 63rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 64th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 80th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 80th in the regionTop
Most Secular: 103rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 108th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 121st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 138th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 162nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 169th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 175th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 182nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 199th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 258th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 265th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 267th in the regionMost Politically Free: 269th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 274th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 320th in the regionLargest Black Market: 340th in the regionMost Cultured: 406th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 414th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 429th in the regionTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 573rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 595th in the regionLargest Governments: 615th in the regionNudest: 708th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 715th in the regionLargest Populations: 722nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 809th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 894th in the regionMost Influential: 898th in the regionMost Inclusive: 917th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 924th in the region

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