by Max Barry

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Most Influential: 66th Rudest Citizens: 2,228th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2,782nd
The United Kingdom of
Corporate Bordello
In order and justice we prosper.
Minister of Communications
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population4.23 billion



The United Kingdom of Kaschovia is a massive, socially progressive nation, notable for its smutty television, devotion to social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 4.23 billion Kaschovians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kaiso. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 50.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Kaschovian economy, worth 740 trillion Kaschis a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 175,023 Kaschis, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 744,220 per year while the poor average 26,509, a ratio of 28.1 to 1.

No-one can foil the ambitions of Big Aluminium, many of the poor live from cradle to grave without ever seeing sunlight, children regularly take part in blood sports that result in extreme boo-boos, and crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track. Crime is totally unknown. Kaschovia's national animal is the Ox, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Kaschovia is ranked 52,347th in the world and 2,487th in The North Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,852.91 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Most Influential: 66thTop
Rudest Citizens: 2,228thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,782ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,104thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,569thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,626thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,986thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,165thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,328thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,509thMost Efficient Economies: 6,770thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,874thSmartest Citizens: 7,038thLargest Retail Industry: 7,908thHighest Average Incomes: 7,929thHighest Drug Use: 8,557thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,808thTop
Most Developed: 9,738thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,061stLargest Black Market: 10,146thHighest Disposable Incomes: 10,261stMost Avoided: 11,197thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 12,120thMost Secular: 13,048thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,430thHighest Economic Output: 16,246thLargest Governments: 16,468thLargest Mining Sector: 17,245thMost Inclusive: 17,310th
Most Influential: 11th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 78th in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 103rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 138th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 145th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 226th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 226th in the regionLargest Black Market: 246th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 271st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 282nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 282nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 328th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 331st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 333rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 338th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 348th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 360th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 363rd in the regionMost Avoided: 385th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 421st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 422nd in the regionMost Stationary: 425th in the regionTop
Most Developed: 537th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 603rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 628th in the regionMost Secular: 671st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 708th in the regionLargest Populations: 709th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 710th in the regionLargest Governments: 731st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 885th in the regionMost Politically Free: 930th in the regionMost Inclusive: 961st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,023rd in the region

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