The Eternal Euphoria of Kaschovia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Astronoughton the First with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.331 billion Kaschovians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.
The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kerat. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 49.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Kaschovian economy, worth 573 trillion Kaschis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 172,245 Kaschis, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 664,802 per year while the poor average 30,659, a ratio of 21.7 to 1.
Medical experts advise that those claiming to be medical experts are probably fraudsters, computer users are buried daily in thousands of unsolicited emails, t-shirts displaying a photo of Astronoughton the First performing the Full-Monty are selling out, and mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field. Crime is totally unknown. Kaschovia's national animal is the Meeseek, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Agnosticism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Kaschovia was endorsed by The Empire of Griffin tribe.
- : Kaschovia was endorsed by The Kingdom of Kwang-Il.
- : Kaschovia was endorsed by The Holy Empire of Silver-Land.
- : Kaschovia was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Krakovhia.
- : Following new legislation in Kaschovia, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field.
- : Following new legislation in Kaschovia, t-shirts displaying a photo of Astronoughton the First performing the Full-Monty are selling out.
- : Kaschovia was reclassified from "Anarchy" to "Corporate Bordello".
- : Kaschovia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Kaschovia, computer users are buried daily in thousands of unsolicited emails.
- : Following new legislation in Kaschovia, medical experts advise that those claiming to be medical experts are probably fraudsters.
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