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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,405th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,552nd Rudest Citizens: 1,807th
The United Kingdom of
Capitalist Paradise
In order and justice we prosper.
Civil Rights
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Population5.332 billion



The United Kingdom of Kaschovia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its daily referendums, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 5.332 billion Kaschovians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kaiso. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 40.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Kaschovian economy, worth a remarkable 1,033 trillion Kaschis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 193,775 Kaschis, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 974,703 per year while the poor average 21,530, a ratio of 45.3 to 1.

The government's fruit business reeks of rotting produce and corruption, becoming a missionary is a sure-fire route to martyrdom, airship use has soared while property values beneath their routes have plummeted, and dissident voters are sent on a 'relaxing break' at the Ministry of Love. Crime is totally unknown. Kaschovia's national animal is the Ox, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Kaschovia is ranked 34,829th in the world and 1,699th in The North Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 5.44 Bananas Ingested Per Day.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,405thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,552ndTop
Rudest Citizens: 1,807thMost Influential: 1,958thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,548thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,607thLargest Retail Industry: 4,092ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,166thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,096thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,120thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,341stLargest Black Market: 5,732ndMost Subsidized Industry: 5,733rdHighest Average Incomes: 6,044thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,102ndMost Efficient Economies: 6,433rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,544thSmartest Citizens: 6,811thHighest Drug Use: 6,883rdMost Rebellious Youth: 7,340thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7,701stTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 8,180thMost Avoided: 9,798thMost Developed: 9,945thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,608thHighest Economic Output: 12,183rdMost Advanced Public Education: 12,332ndMost Secular: 13,014thMost Cultured: 13,086thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,571stMost Corrupt Governments: 13,647thMost Pro-Market: 14,120thMost Stationary: 14,914thLargest Mining Sector: 15,407thLargest Governments: 15,569thMost Inclusive: 15,579th
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 50th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 66th in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 91st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 131st in the regionLargest Black Market: 156th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 200th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 214th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 216th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 219th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 220th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 226th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 232nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 237th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 245th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 264th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 266th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 278th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 326th in the regionMost Avoided: 327th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 327th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 355th in the regionMost Stationary: 359th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 371st in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 476th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 499th in the regionMost Developed: 552nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 593rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 603rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 613th in the regionLargest Populations: 618th in the regionMost Cultured: 645th in the regionMost Influential: 660th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 669th in the regionMost Secular: 673rd in the regionLargest Governments: 695th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 816th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 843rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 845th in the region

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