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Most Influential: 314th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,535th Rudest Citizens: 1,793rd
The United Kingdom of
Capitalist Paradise
In order and justice we prosper.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population4.781 billion



The United Kingdom of Kaschovia is a massive, socially progressive nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, barren, inhospitable landscape, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 4.781 billion Kaschovians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kaiso. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 38.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Kaschovian economy, worth 929 trillion Kaschis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 194,429 Kaschis, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 977,993 per year while the poor average 21,603, a ratio of 45.3 to 1.

The government's fruit business reeks of rotting produce and corruption, becoming a missionary is a sure-fire route to martyrdom, airship use has soared while property values beneath their routes have plummeted, and dissident voters are sent on a 'relaxing break' at the Ministry of Love. Crime is totally unknown. Kaschovia's national animal is the Ox, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Kaschovia is ranked 3,683rd in the world and 131st in The North Pacific for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 9,704.88 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.

Most Influential: 314thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,535thTop
Rudest Citizens: 1,793rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,072ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,632ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,683rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,067thLargest Retail Industry: 4,093rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,155thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,347thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,427thHighest Average Incomes: 5,925thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,980thLargest Black Market: 6,050thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,101stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,417thMost Efficient Economies: 6,644thSmartest Citizens: 7,047thHighest Drug Use: 7,556thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,887thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8,082ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8,338thTop
Most Avoided: 8,786thMost Developed: 10,573rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12,502ndMost Secular: 13,182ndHighest Economic Output: 13,293rdMost Advanced Public Education: 13,389thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,736thMost Corrupt Governments: 13,751stMost Cultured: 14,480thMost Pro-Market: 14,869thLargest Mining Sector: 15,774thLargest Governments: 16,029thMost Inclusive: 16,413th
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 49th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 77th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 89th in the regionRudest Citizens: 93rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 131st in the regionLargest Black Market: 153rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 206th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 212th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 213th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 224th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 232nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 235th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 244th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 247th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 260th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 271st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 279th in the regionMost Avoided: 305th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 305th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 335th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 343rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 350th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 375th in the regionMost Stationary: 394th in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 478th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 502nd in the regionMost Developed: 590th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 627th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 637th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 647th in the regionMost Secular: 663rd in the regionLargest Populations: 667th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 692nd in the regionLargest Governments: 710th in the regionMost Cultured: 724th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 789th in the regionMost Armed: 860th in the region

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