The Unified Kingdom of Kaschovia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Albus Karelka III with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, complete lack of prisons, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 9.5 billion Kaschovians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kaiseva. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Kaschovian economy, worth a remarkable 2,480 trillion Kaschis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 261,126 Kaschis, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,370,327 per year while the poor average 3,334, a ratio of 710 to 1.

Freighter lifeboats have been replaced by state of the art marker buoys so divers can recover the cargo after they sink, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, hit TV show 'The eXecution Factor' is a critical success, and tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of historical leaders at Mount Rushless. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Kaschovia's national animal is the Kulevian Butterfly, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Kaschovia is ranked 2,250^th in the world and 63^rd in The North Pacific for Most Avoided, scoring 398.06 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.